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Friday, September 23, 2022

A Beautiful Sunset

 We were staying at my Boss's "Summer Place" up in the mountains and it was all so wonderful.
"Kaaren" had quickly found his favorite spot and almost every afternoon, he could be found sitting out on the veranda, looking out over the property, all the way to the green mountains beyond.
"It's what Heaven would look like", he said  when he first saw it.
I usually sat with him but sometimes I had to logon and do something to earn my pay.
I warned him not to stay in the sun for too long and came inside to do a little work via computer.
Afterward I took a break and must have dozed off.
When I woke I called out for "Kaaren".
He didn't answer.
I went out to the veranda, the sky was full of color, a beautiful sunset.
But my "Kaaren" was gone.
He had slipped away while I slept.
The Medical Examiner told me it was an aneurysm and there was nothing anyone could have done

.
But it was my fault.
I should have been there. I should have been watching over him.
But I wasn't, and my Sweetheart left me, and neither of us got to say goodbye.
It's been a couple of weeks since he's been gone and I am sorry I didn't let you know sooner.
But now you do.

Mrs.K

 

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Happy Birthday Kaaren

 

 Today is "Kaaren's" birthday and I thought it would be nice if he received some happy birthday wishes from you.
"Kaaren" still doesn't have access to her electronics and won't have till, maybe next week, but I will show him your responses.
It's a special birthday this year as we both had our doubts about being able to celebrate it.
"Kaaren" is doing well. Rest and some exercise has been good for him.
The place we are is wonderful, and I will explain all that later.
But please, cheer him up, a simple Happy Birthday note would mean the world to him. 
And to me.

Mrs. K

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, July 21, 2022

So...

 

"Kaaren" wrote this a couple of weeks ago but never posted it for reasons that I will make clear soon. Just so you know what's going on.
We're both OK. Kaaren hasn't had access to any of his electronics for a few weeks and won't have access till we get home.
I want him to rest and I'm being pretty strict about it.
I understand all of your concern and I'm touched by the affection you all have for my sweet husband.
I will update this soon.
Mrs. K 

________________________________________________________________________
 
 
 So....I came home....
I was angry that she had ignored me.....
I was angry that I had to spend another night in the damned hospital....
But mostly I was angry that she ignored me....
When she came and brought me home in the morning neither of us had much to say....
And when we got home she told me that we had to talk....we couldn't leave it as it was....
So I met her in the living room and crawled up over her knees....I flipped my skirt up and left my panties on because...sometimes....when we talk she likes to leave them on....
She didn't spank me as I expected....instead she opened up to me about how the last few months had affected her....
She told me of the anxiety.....the fear....the helplessness she'd felt....
By the time she was done she was sobbing.....
It broke my heart to hear the sadness and fear she'd felt....
I was crying too....my anger melted away as I put myself in her shoes....
She apologized for forcing me to the hospital but told me that she would do it again....she was afraid of losing me and would do what she thought best to keep us together for a long....long time....
Then she astounded me!!!
She told me to stand up and then to rake her place sitting in the chair....
Then she put herself over my lap.....and told me that I should make her feel my frustrations....she was ready!!!!
I put my hand on her beautiful bottom but I couldn't bring myself to spank her....
She was right to be scared.....she was always right.....and I adored her sweet bottom!!!!
I had seen her spanked by a few of her lovers over the years.....and I admit that I kind of envied them a little.....
But I couldn't......
Then I was sobbing.....

We went to bed together later and just held on to each other.....
Maybe it would be OK....
I still love her more than anything....more than my own life.....







Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Caution

I have known "Kaaren" since we were teenagers together.
"Kaaren" has suffered from asthma all of her life and I have seen incidents dozens, if not hundreds, of times.
But when it happened on Monday night I have to admit that I probably overreacted.
I told him that I was going to take him to the hospital and he told me that he wouldn't go!
I haven't encountered open defiance from him in so many years that I was taken aback!
He said it would pass, he used his rescue inhaler, but I didn't want to hear it and I physically dragged him to my car in the driveway.
I screamed at him to get his "sissy ass" into the car. I was stressed beyond the point where I cared about discretion!
The Doctor at the emergency room was already familiar with "Kaaren" and took him in right away.
He told me that it was a relatively minor asthma attack, and it was nothing to worry about.
They admitted "Kaaren" overnight "Just "in an abundance of caution".
"Kaaren" is furious with me and I readily admit that I went a little crazy.
I tried to say I was sorry but I think it fell on deaf ears.
And now after sitting and thinking about it, I'm not sorry. Not even a little bit!
Showing my concern is something I will not apologize for.
When I bring him home tomorrow we're going to have a long, long talk!

Mrs.K











 

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Kids

"Kids....go fetch your no good Daddy.....you tell him that I'm waiting for him....."
"Yes Mama!!!"
 

 













Friday, June 17, 2022

Twister

The game was going along fine until the man with the spinner called out....
"Right hand pink!!!"
Then it all went to hell!!!!















Thursday, June 16, 2022

10 Seconds

"There you go....you have 10 seconds to guess which of the girls these belong to...if you're right we'll try the next pair but if you're wrong you go over the owners knee and get spanked for a full two  minutes...."
He froze up as he drank in the lovely scent....what could he do?
He could guess....but what if he guessed correctly....where was the fun in that?















Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Lies

"After I'm done with this you can tell me all the lies you want!!!"
"Thank you Father!" 
"Call me Daddy....."








Tuesday, June 14, 2022

3-D

"No Sissy....these don't make it look any bigger...so I guess we'll be using my strap-on again tonight!!!"


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, June 13, 2022

Takes Time

It was going to take some time before she got used to her new roommate's boyfriend always hanging around.....











Sunday, June 12, 2022

Odds and Ends - Show Me A Sign....the Sequel!!!!

 I was really surprised at how many of these I had....now they're all yours....


Just wait a second till I get in the right position....okay....now!!!!


Not quite as good as their dildo promotion.....



Well....I get milked regularly....but never on a merry-go-round....




Man....there's nothing better than a couple of hot...hot....hot librarians!!!!


And the most fun too.....




Of course I know it's not a real sign....but it should be!!!!


How many you got???
 
 
And finally....for now....
 

 Well I can't argue with that....if I do I get spanked!!!!




















Saturday, June 11, 2022

All I Can Say

 Well....all I can say is that it wasn't his big feet that made the biggest impression on my girlfriend on that camping trip....











Thursday, June 9, 2022

Mrs. Schuster

"I don't know Mrs Schuster....it seems so wrong...."
"But you look so cute in my panties Tommy....why is that wrong?"
"I just feel like I should....."
"Should what Tommy?"
"I just feel like I should be wearing your bra too!!!!"
"Really Tommy....what about my garter belt and stockings?"
"Oh my god Mrs. Schuster!!!"
"It's alright Tommy....I'll pick out another pair of panties...."
















Wednesday, June 8, 2022

This Job

 "Look....I need this job....but this dress code....I'm not so sure..."
"Mr., Kern....you will be our first male employee since we were ordered to diversify our workforce....our dress code is what it is....we won't be changing it just for you...."
"But....you expect me to wear stockings and heels....garters and panties?"
"We do, is that going to be a problem for you Mr. Kern?"
"I just need to know if this applies to all employees?"
"Well....not the office staff obviously....but everyone on the factory floor will be dressed the same as you....should you decide to take the job...."
"Oh hell yes....sign me up....I think I've found the perfect job for me!!!"















Saturday, May 28, 2022

Different

 It's different this time....
I actually feel like I'm getting better....
I've been getting out of bed and doing things without help and I feel OK....
I've tried to shoo my sweetheart back to bed but she still sits watch on me....
I guess I've scared her so many times....I can't blame her....
The doctor comes to see me....yes....a house call!!!!
She keeps telling me that the worst is over....
Pardon my skepticism but I've heard that before....
When the day comes that I can get down in my knees and suck a nice big cock till it explodes in my mouth, without having to stop to catch my breath, that's when I'll be sure!!!
But for now....I'm getting lots of cuddles and the occasional orgasm....so I'm not complaining!!!!
I'm sure the list of offenses is very...very long...and when the spankings resume they'll be long and numerous....I can't wait!!!!
Thank you all for your support through all of this....and especially for the love and support you've given to my sweet wife....
I appreciate it more than I can express in words.....










 

Thursday, May 19, 2022

All Night

 After the first night he was home, Stacy and I wrestled the small recliner, from my home office, upstairs to the bedroom.
That's where I've been at night when "\Kaaren's" asleep.
I sit and read while I listen to him breathe, just in case.
I was reading when Stacy poked her head in earlier to see if I needed or wanted anything.
I told her that some tea would be lovely.
She returned a few minutes later with my favorite, Irish Breakfast Tea, and stood by while I sipped at it.
She was staring at "Kaaren" and she looked so sad.
I suggested that she should cuddle with him for a while.
She carefully climbed into bed with him and spooned up against him.
He scooched back against her even though he was still asleep.
I sipped my tea and smiled.
She loves him so much.
I went back to my book and it wasn't long before I realized that she too had fallen asleep. Nestled together, like lovers, her arm holding him.
There was real beauty in this, my husband asleep in her arms while I watched over them.
 It's nice to know that he has two of us looking after him.
Some day soon I might be able to sleep without worry, but it's not going to be anytime soon. 
For now I'm sitting and listening to their rhythmic breathing and the occasional murmurs of their adventures in dreamland.
The dawn will be coming soon and then I can sleep. 
Somehow I feel like he's safe in the daylight and so I watch over him all night.
I was never afraid of the dark before, but I am now.

Mrs.K
 







 

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Home

 

He's home!
He's back in my arms!
He's here!
"Kaaren" came home a couple of days ago.
I have prayed for this and made so many promises to God that I may spend the rest of my life trying to fulfill them!
But none of that matters because he's home with me.
When they took out the ventilator tube, after weaning him from it for a couple of days, his voice was raspy and, just, just so sexy!
I teased him a little about having a tube in his throat.
He smiled!
My Sweetheart smiled!
Joy doesn't describe it!
I'm never going to feel like this again, never.
He's home, with me, here, now!
Just thought I'd let you know.
Because he'll ask if I did, and I wouldn't want to upset him.
I'm going to cuddle with him, I'll be careful of the tubes and monitors.
But he's home! 
With me!
With me!

Mrs.K









Saturday, May 7, 2022

Setback

 

My sweet husband has suffered a setback.
That's what the doctors call it!
I try and try to remain positive through all of this but I'm feeling nothing but despair.
For a week or so everything seemed to be getting back to normal, but Tuesday night "Kaaren" was in trouble.
They called it "respiratory distress".
Even with the oxygen he wasn't getting enough air.
The ambulance arrived pretty quickly I guess, although it seemed like it took hours as I tried to comfort my sweetheart.
They took him to the, all too familiar, emergency room and he was immediately admitted to the hospital.
Doctors and tests and hours and more hours, and then they told me that he was being sedated and put on a ventilator.
His blood oxygen was so low that he had less than an hour left to live when he got to the hospital.
They say that he should pull through, they say that this is just a temporary problem, they say a lot of things.
But they don't say that he would have died in his bed if I hadn't gone in to check on him!
I feel like I'm losing him a little bit at a time.
I can't imagine a life without him, I've been in love with him since I was just a girl!
"Kaaren" isn't religious, however, she's probably more christian than many churchgoers but she would never claim to be. I pray for his recovery every day.
I have never before thought about really losing him.
But while he lies there in a hospital bed, unconscious, and only breathing because a machine is helping him, how can I not!
I'm only writing this because I can't do anything to change any of this.
If he comes home again I hope that he will get better.
But recent days have dampened my expectations.
 
Mrs.K
 











Monday, May 2, 2022

Not A Sports Fan

Unlike the "guys" around me....I've never really been a sports fan...
I don't mind blowing the guys at the Super Bowl party but I really don't care about the teams....
I do enjoy the tight pants though....
Baseball leaves me cold and soccer bores me....except for the shorts....
I think you see a pattern....
But let me tell you....there's one sport that I truly enjoy watching....
Ladies tennis!!!
The short white skirts....the panties....the strong, strong women....
I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't be a fan!!!
















Thursday, April 28, 2022

Where

Okay readers...I have a question for you....
When you looked at the pic below what did you notice first?
Was it the pretty faces?
Was it the full lips?
Was it the cleavage?
Was it the legs?
Or was it the tiny glimpse of her panties?

I know which one I noticed first and I'm curious if I'm the only one....
Comments are welcome!!!

















Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Maybe

Oh my god....maybe....maybe if I just put then back in her panty drawer she won't notice!!!










Monday, April 25, 2022

Monday ManCandy

Just imagine how it feels to be bedridden for week after week!!!!
Deprived of almost all of life's pleasures!!!!
And just needing that morning pick-me-up....
If Only.....
ManCandy!!! Warm it up in the microwave for a real breakfast treat!!!!
 
















Saturday, April 23, 2022

Thank You

 

I want to thank you all for the good wishes and prayers....
You got me through some very dark times!!!
I can't thank my wife enough for updating the blogs....I always hated when a blogger just disappeared and you didn't know why....
I'm not 100%....not even close....but for the first time in months I feel like I'm getting better.
I'm going to post stuff....some new...some stuff that has been sitting in my drafts folder since forever...
But you will have to forgive me for not posting as regularly as I did....
Just grabbing the laptop from the table is more of an effort than ever....
I will post this across my blogs to make sure everyone sees this....
I wish I could thank you all in person....
I'm pretty sure we would all enjoy that....
But as I've said before....
I love you all!!!!
Kisses

Kaaren

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, April 22, 2022

Not a Word

"You know Kaaren....the landscapers assistant has been asking about you every time he comes here to do the yard work....he's disappointed that you're still not up and around...is there something you'd like to tell me?"
"I don't know why he'd be like that...I can honestly say I've never spoken a single word to him!!!"













Wednesday, April 20, 2022

So Cute

 I'm beginning to understand why "Kaaren" enjoys writing this blog. There is the freedom of talking about things with hundreds of people that I would never discuss at all in person.
Last night "Kaaren" asked me if I was satisfied.
I didn't understand at first, but, then it dawned on me.
I told him that I hadn't felt very sexy lately, it's hard to be sexy and worried at the same time.
He told me that he was worried about me too, he said that he wants me to have orgasms. He said that I needed them.
I couldn't really argue with that. I have been a very sexual person since I was very young.
First alone, then with horny boys.
First in my hand, then in my mouth and finally inside me.
I loved it all.
Now I just find that my interest has waned as I tend to my sweet sissy husband.
But last night "Kaaren" wanted to make me happy.
He wanted to worship me as he's done so often.
I told him I was worried that he wouldn't be able to breathe.
Get ready, here's the cute part.
He smiled at me and said, "Don't you know, you've always left me breathless!"
How could I say no to that?

Mrs. K

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Promising Signs

 

 I came home last night exhausted physically and emotionally.
It was a very long day at work and a very hard day to be working in NYC.
When I got home I really found myself hoping that "Kaaren" wouldn't need much from me.
It sounds terrible, I know, but I'm tired.
And still scared.
And I'm tired of being scared!
All of my life I've been able to take charge and fix the things that needed to be fixed, and I hate being powerless to help the one person that means more to me than anyone else in the world.
When I came in the door the health aide met me, as usual, to give me an update on "Kaaren".
She had a big smile. 
"Come see!" she told me.
I followed her up the stairs with a little trepidation.
When I went into the bedroom I found my sweet girl sitting up in bed.
Looking very pretty in one of his pastel blue nighties.
His makeup was done to perfection, and his hair was styled into a kind of updo!
But it was his smile that stopped me in my tracks, I suddenly realized I had not seen his sweet smile since all of this began!
"Doesn't he look pretty?" asked his aide, her name is Joanna.
"He looks beautiful!"
I tried not to notice the oxygen tubes that he still wore but as for the rest of him, I could have eaten him up right there and then!
Joanna told me that he had asked her to help him to look pretty for me and that she had been reluctant at first, but afterward the two of them had ended up enjoying themselves very much.
I gave her a tight hug which she returned, before she turned and left us alone.
I had tears in my eyes as I took "Kaaren's" hand and told her how pretty she was, and how much I enjoyed seeing her like this.
I kissed her ruby red lips and reached down to give her a squeeze.
She suddenly looked worried.
"I don't think I'm ready yet."
I told him that I understood, that I can wait for him, that I love him, that he made me so happy today.
He smiled his beautiful smile at me again, then he apologized. He was so exhausted from just this that he had to lie down again.
I smiled and stroked his pretty hair.
I told him I would wake him for dinner.
I stayed until his breathing became steady as he slipped into dreamworld.
Then I went and had a good cry in my room!
It was a promising sign but it also showed me how far he had to go.
Thank you all for your good wishes and prayers. I have shown them all to "Kaaren" and he asked me to thank you all.
Once again, Thank You All.

Mrs.K
 








Saturday, April 2, 2022

What's Happening Now

Since his last post "Kaaren" has been in and out of the hospital twice more.
It seems like every step forward leads to two steps back.
The doctors reassure me and I take him home, and in a day or two he's re-admitted.
It scares me.
Every time he comes home he seems diminished.
Smaller, weaker, less and less like himself.
He tries to be brave but all it does is make it all seem worse.
It's like a scene from a bad, tragic romance movie.
He can't do anything for himself at this point. My insurance, thank god, pays for a daytime aide which allows me to go to work. But I can't concentrate and the corporate sharks are circling. My superiors have assured me that my position is secure, but I'm sure that could change quickly.
I push all of that aside as I look at my sweet husband, looking so small and helpless, and my heart breaks a little bit more.
He's sleeping now. I know he feels bad when I cry but how can I help it.
He asked me to post an update over a week ago, and I wanted to, I really did.
Then he was back in the hospital again and his blogs were the furthest things from my mind.
He asked me about it today and I confessed that I hadn't done as he'd asked, he looked a little hurt and asked me to please do it soon.
I check on him all through the night, I make sure the oxygen tubes aren't tangled and that he's under the covers. It seems he feels the cold more than he used to.
And I feel the cold too, and I'm very afraid for him.
So there you have it.

Mrs. K
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Friday, March 11, 2022

I'm So Sorry

I'm so sorry that I haven't been posting lately....
My recent illness took a little more out of me than I thought...
My days pass by in a blur....I sleep...I wake up....I go to the bathroom....I rest there after I'm done....I make my way back to bed....I sleep....my wife or Stacy wakes me to eat something....I eat....I rest....bathroom again....rest....back to bed...sleep....
I take the occasional break to cry....because I want to be me again....
Then I see what's going on in the world....and I cry some more....then I feel like an ass for being so selfish....I'm sleeping in a comfy bed and I have as much food as I want when so many people don't have either....
I actually think I'm depressed about being depressed....if that makes any sense....
I know several thousand people a day stop by here to read my silly musings and I hope to be back soon....
But even just typing this has left me exhausted....the laptop is so damned heavy....
Just want you all to know that I still love you all!!!
Kisses
Kaaren

 

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Well...I'm Alive...

 

 Well....I'm alive....
A week ago I'd have bet against it!!!!
I've discovered what a wonderful thing it is to breathe!!!!
You don't think about it until you can't do it!!!!
But....I'm here.....alive....
I'm not really back to myself yet....the doctors warned me it would take some time...
Not that long ago I'd do a three mile run just to warm up for the day...
Now I get exhausted going to the bathroom across the hall....
I've probably slept more in the past couple of weeks than I have in the past ten years....and I still feel so tired...
I dropped a few pounds but I don't recommend doing it this way....
Anyway....I just wanted to say hello....and thank you all for the good wishes and lovely comments you left....
I'm going to post this on all of my blogs just to make sure I thank everyone....and then I'm going to go back to sleep....
I love you all....
I hope to be back to my regular self soon....
Kisses
Kaaren






Saturday, February 26, 2022

Another Update

When your loved one is in the hospital there is nothing more terrifying than a late night phone call from your doctor. I saw her name on the incoming call and I felt my heart stop!
I was shaking and already crying when I answered.
But the voice on the other end wasn't my doctor, it was my sweet husband!
He sounded better. He called to tell me that they were going to release him on Saturday and I just fell apart.
The tension and worry and fear all came pouring out of me all at once,
My friend Stacy rushed in to see what was wrong and immediately feared the worst.
"Is it Kaaren?"
Al I could do was nod .
I held out the phone to her and she reluctantly took it.
The look on her face when she heard "Kaaren's" voice was something I'll  never forget.
I finally got myself under control. I realized that i was upsetting my Sweetheart and I didn't want him to worry about me.
We spoke for a while and he told me that he really felt better and was glad to be coming home.
Then he gave the phone to the doctor who told me that he had really responded well to the antibiotics, his lungs were clear, and he would be much better off at home.
I've just come back from tucking him in. In his own bed. In his pretty nightgown.
He's doing so much better but he's clearly been through an ordeal.
But I think that the worst is behind him now. Behind us now.
Thank you all for your good wishes.

Mrs. K


 

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

An Update on Kaaren's Condition

 

"Kaaren" came home on Monday but it was clear to me that she was still ill.
He was experiencing difficulty in breathing.
He was so happy to be home that he kept trying to convince me that he was fine, when he clearly wasn't.
On Tuesday morning I called an ambulance once again and he was taken to the Emergency Room. He was experiencing extreme difficulty in breathing.
He was re-admitted to the hospital and I was informed that his condition is serious but not critical, a small comfort to say the least.
Once again he's receiving antibiotics and there has been some discussion of putting him on a ventilator again.
Our physician, an old friend of mine, has told me that she is closely monitoring his case and that gives me a bit of relief.
As of today "Kaaren" remains in the hospital with no definite release date being mentioned.
As per his request I'll keep you informed of any changes.

Mrs. K








Sunday, February 20, 2022

A Note About Kaaren

 

Some of you may have noticed a sudden end to "Kaaren's" posts last Tuesday.
The truth of the matter is that by Tuesday afternoon my husband had become quite ill and was taken via ambulance to our local hospital on orders of our family physician.
His diagnosis was pneumonia.
"Kaaren" was admitted and placed on broad spectrum antibiotics intravenously, and oxygen.
On Wednesday they placed him on a ventilator to help him breathe.
Thursday he was responding well enough to the drugs that they felt it would be alright to take him back off the ventilator.
His lungs were clearing and he continued to improve on  Friday although still not enough to allow me to bring him home.
They've held him this weekend and continued the antibiotics and I've just gotten off the phone with my Doctor who, to my joy, told me I can check him out and bring him home on Monday!
He will still need some care at home and I must be vigilant for any reoccurring symptoms, but my Sweetheart will be home with me and that's all that counts!
I don't know when he might start posting to his blogs again, probably sooner rather than later.
I got off the phone with him not long ago and he asked me to post this update.
So there you have it.
 
Mrs.K 



Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Get A Job

"C'mon Linda...you told me that I had to get a job or you were gonna throw me out!!!"
"But not like this Gary....I don't want you doing lapdances for anyone but me..."
"Alright Baby....but I've got a high roller waiting and he's paying me $500 for five minutes....after that....only for you!!!"
"Whoa!!!! $500 for five minutes!!!! Maybe I've been too selfish....after all you look so pretty...."

















Monday, February 14, 2022

Happy Valentines Day

 I hope you all have someone to share your heart with....











Extra Credit

Angie was finally ready to demonstrate her "extra credit" project to her science teacher Mr. Singer....
Looking down at the device attached to him....Mr. Singer suddenly decided this might not be a good idea!!!!















Sunday, February 13, 2022

Groceries

A good produce manage will be more than happy to demonstrate the freshness of the vegetables they're selling!!!
A great produce manager  will put her own stamp of approval on the vegetables they're selling!!!
A fantastic produce manager will show you just how much she loves the vegetables they're selling!!!!


















Saturday, February 12, 2022

Didn't Have The Heart

He really didn't have the heart to tell her that he wasn't named Mark....or that he'd come here to rob her....she'd probably be a lot more cooperative in a little while....and besides he was having a petty good time himself!!!










Friday, February 11, 2022

Odds and Ends - Show Me A Sign

They're all around us...all the time....you just have to stop and look....


But how much for a large slut? 
 
 

Sounds like a great night out....
 
 
 
False advertising!!!! Come see me and I'll give you the best handjob in town!!!
 
 

 Not about sex but some things are more importanter....



The best gift....no matter the season....



Do you have anything that removes the sweet, sweet tingles?
 
My goodness ....I have a lot of these!!!!
I'll have to break this up into multiple parts....
I have to sign off for now....my bus is here!!!


















Thursday, February 10, 2022

No Escape

I had no where left to run....the vampires had driven me into a dead end...no pun intended...
They were each stronger than me and together they were literally unstoppable!!!
Relentlessly they came at me.....and I had no weapons....I'd spilled the holy water and dropped the crucifix as I ran from them....and now they were almost upon me!!!
If only I had some way of repelling them...anything capable of driving them off....to make them turn their sights on another to fulfill their desires....
Wait!!!!
In a flash I knew what to do!!!
I quickly dropped my pants to the floor...revealing my shortcomings to their hungry eyes....
And....as had happened so many times before....they suddenly lost all interest in me and decided to go wash their hair instead!!!
And just like that I was saved.....proving my many, many ex-girlfriends wrong....it wasn't useless after all!!!



Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Class

I'm not complaining....in fact it's quite the opposite....I'm enjoying this very much...
But this is still the craziest yoga class I've ever tried!!!

















Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Monday, February 7, 2022

New

 New for the 2020's....
Safe sex in the pandemic age!!!
















Sunday, February 6, 2022

Confession

"Sisters....I have a confession to make....I'm not really a priest...."
"That's alright...we're not really nuns...."
"In fact....I'm not really catholic...."
"OK....well....we're not really women!!!"
"It's funny....at the moment that doesn't bother me...."
"Doesn't bother us either!!!!"

















Saturday, February 5, 2022

Saturday Matinee

When I got back to my seat with the popcorn I found that my date had been claimed by a real alpha male....I sat down in another row and ate all the popcorn myself....










Friday, February 4, 2022

Survivor

"Oh....thank god....I thought I was the only survivor....did you save any food?"
"Ummm....yes...and no...."

















Thursday, February 3, 2022

The Interview

He wasn't sure if they would consider hiring such an obvious sissy....until he took a seat to wait his turn....then he realized that this was definitely the place for him!!!










Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Sissy's First Time

She spent all afternoon transforming me from a mousy little man to a pretty young girl...and she told me what to do when he got here....
Somehow I still got it wrong....
She should have been more specific when she told me to put it in my mouth!!!!















Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Diet

 After being locked down for so long I might have added a couple of pounds....so I've been eating light lately....
Today I'm just having the fruit salad....tasty and satisfying!!!


















Monday, January 31, 2022

Nanny

He was far too old to have a Nanny....but his stepmother insisted so...
She made his life miserable with all of her rules...
But she really went too far when she told his girlfriend about how he masturbated into her dirty panties!!!!
"He has three pairs of panties hidden in his room....two of them are mine...I can only assume the other is yours....is this the boyfriend you want?"
"I don't think so...."
"I don't think so either....do you want your panties back?"
"No....not after he's.....well no....just no!!!"
"Want to watch me spank him?"
"Oh yes....that sounds like fun!!!! Can I get a turn?"
"Of course you can!!!"