One Little Mistake

You make one little mistake and everybody goes nuts....I mean how was I to know....

The Man Upstairs

 

The Man Upstairs is the source of my joy.....

he provides me with all I need....

he is a pillar of strength when I need something to hold onto.....

he feeds me when I'm hungry....

he soothes me and comforts me in the lonely nights....

He lives in Apartment 8J and one of these days I'll ascend and meet him in person....

Why So Worried

"I don't understand why you're so worried Honey....it's just a dinner party with all of our friends...."

"But this dress...."

"I know.....it really does look better on you....the other wives will be so jealous that I'll have the prettiest husband there!!!"

Never Mind Accidents

Forget what your mother told you about car accidents....this is why you always make sure you're wearing nice underwear when you leave the house!!!

So Hot

 Oh my god....this is so hot....did you see it all? Right there she let her mask slip and I could see her nostrils....oh man....beautiful!!!

Gullivers Travels

When Gulliver found himself in Brobdingnag....a land of giants....he had many worries.....but it was a paradise as far as his foot fetish went!!!

Finally

 Finally live entertainment returns!!!! It's just like the old days....you know....way back in 2019!!!

Proper

If I've learned anything in this life...I've learned that everything works out better if you use the proper tool for the job!!!

Did You See

"Have you seen Sissy lately?"

"Yeah....she took off her bra to show her new tits....right there on the road...."

"Sissy showed you her new tits in public!!! On the road?"

"Well she wasn't showing them to me exactly...."

"Then who?"

"She was so happy with them she was showing them to everyone!!!"

I Can't Help It

 i can't help it....this is as close as I get sometimes....

Heigh-Ho

"Oh the dwarves will be so happy....they were so excited when I promised them a big, sloppy, creampie when they get home!!!"

Consequences

"Look at you standing there in my pretty, pink panties....aren't you ashamed of yourself....look at how hard you are....wearing my panties must excite you.....I bet you could shoot your cream into these panties if you touched yourself.....but rest assured I will not allow you to put your hand into these panties....I just won't have it....listen to you groaning....honestly....just imagine if your friends could see you like this.....I think you may be about to squirt....without even touching it....maybe I'll just keep you in panties from now on.....yes I think that would be the proper punishment....what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Please....."

 

 

Options

When his car broke down, Bakhit reviewed his options...

He could be arrested for being a woman out without a male family member...

He could be arrested for wearing women's clothes...

He could hide the clothes and be arrested for driving while naked....

Or he could call his wife and pray that she would be forgiving....

Maybe if he offered the tow truck driver a blowjob he wouldn't report him....

Yes that was the best course of action....all the other options ended with disaster!!!

And it had worked just fine the last time this happened!!!

Harder

When my wife tells me she wants to try "something new", I'm sometimes forced to do some research in our library of erotica....I'm not saying we've done it all but we've probably done most....

Making It Clear

 I'm pretty sure everyone visiting us knows but for those who don't this should make it clear...

My Best Friend

Oh no!!!! I finally caught them.....my wife and my best friend!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Passing The Time

Many people found interesting ways to pass the time during the pandemic....I'd be curious to see the sales stats of large size lingerie and sex toys over the last year....

Thank Goodness

Today the CDC loosened many of it's mask restrictions....I'm still not sure about their policy on this but I'm vaccinated and I'm willing to take my chances!!!

Not Fair

I don't know Honey....this ain't no fair trade.....you get my husband's ten inches and I get this?

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

 

 

Yeah We All have Fetishes

While it's true that we all have our own fetishes....not all of us have the strength...the courage...to take it out in public and let the world see!!!

Oh My God

 Oh my god just look at that....so beautiful and shapely and barely hidden under that tight material....I can almost see her whole nose!!!! 

That's so hot!!!

 

 

Oh Look

Oh look.....there's two chokers in this picture!!!

Tell Ma Again

"Please tell  me again why we don't get the Sunday papers delivered?"

"Because I enjoy humiliating you in public Sissy...."

"Oh....that's what I thought....can I get into the car now?"

"Just a few more minutes Sissy..."

Odds and Ends

 Just some stuff I had lying around...

 

 What do I get if I order a large Pizza?

I wish someone had given me a copy of this when I was young...

The whole team wanted to be wide receivers....

So true.....so true!!!!

Yep....I get it now!!!

All Done

Chores are all done and I've posted new updates to all the blogs....now it's Miller Time!!!

I Promise

"Alright Sissy....if you insist....I promise I won't use my big black strap-on...."

Practice

His wife made sure that Dan practiced for an hour every day....and even though it left him a little sore it was the best hour every day!!!!

Ready

We strive to make sure your sissy arrives at your door safe and sound and ready for use right out of the box.....your satisfaction is guaranteed!!!!

Summer's Coming

Remember Sissy...it gets very hot down in the subway in the summertime.

But you have an advantage that men don't have....you have sissy air conditioning....enjoy it!!!

War Is Over

After the Doctor finally brought the war with the Daleks to an end, life was different.....

He used to shout "Exterminate!!!" but after the treaty with humanity was finalized he shouted "Inseminate!!!"...

Now Dalek Supreme has settled down with Amy in the English countryside to raise little Dale together in a peaceful world...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Staring

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I....I can't.....I can't with you just staring at me like that!!!"

"My god you're even more pathetic than my daughter said you were....."

"I'm trying....."

"I bet the man she's out with tonight is doing a hell of a lot more than trying!!!!"