At The Hotel

Sure there were loud noises coming from our room....first there was my spanking which left me howling and that was quickly followed by my tongue making her moan as she had several orgasms....
But as loud as we were I'd love to know what the hell was going on in that room across the hall....

My Queen

"Yes my Dark Queen....he'll never call you little "boy" again!!!"

TV Guide - The Flintstones - The Lost Episode

The Flintstones, Fred and Wilma, loved to share with the Rubbles from next door...
In fact Fred and Wilma loved to share so much that they frequently shared Betty Rubble...And they took turns on which of them got to violate which of her holes...
And Barney was there too....the lovable cuckold....tightly locked away in his rock cage....he loved to watch the Flintstones use his wife as their whore....
You could say it was how he got his rocks off!!!!!

Country Cuckold

It's different being a cuckold in the country!!!!
Instead of going to a fancy restaurant my wife just meets her Bull out behind the barn!!!

Do Not Disturb

We carry our own "Do Not Disturb" sign when we travel....and we've only been interrupted a few times by the housekeepers who actually did want to know!!!

Good news and Bad News

Well the bad news is that I would certainly never fuck a "man" whose dick didn't even show in his panties...
The good news is that you look really cute in my panties and I think I have a matching bra and garterbelt that will look just darling on you!!!!

Another Illegal Alien

Yes it's another illegal alien....doing the jobs that Americans won't do!!!

Hump Day

Ken learns the hard way that Barbie was very serious when she told him that she really enjoys Hump Day....

Steady Customer

No matter what he finds he never judges me!!!

The Definition of Irony

In case you were wondering....this is the definition of irony!!!

Sissy

I don't know why you all call me a Sissy.....
I mean if you take away the hair, the makeup, the jewelry, the dress, the bra, the panties, the nude hose and the strappy sandals....then I'm just another average guy!!!!
Oh and don't forget the cage and the plug too!!!!

The Round Table

None dared speak it aloud but all of the knights had their own private misgivings about going on a quest with Sir Percival!!!

May The Force....Well You know....

Sudden Realization

Sissy had been so happy with her new breasts....they were so nice to play with and he absolutely loved when someone licked his sensitive nipples!!!!
But he had a sudden realization that he might have to rethink some of his activities and he had some time to think about it as he waited for the Fire Department to come and cut him loose!!!!

Next Door

"Oh no....go get me a rolled up newspaper Honey....that Sissy Kaaren from next door is trying to get in again!!!!"
"OK.... But you know it's your own fault?"
"Huh? What do you mean my own fault?"
"I'm not the one who told the Sissy that you had a 9 inch cock!!!"

Yeah....We All Have Fetishes

Doesn't make you a bad boy does it.....who's a good boy....c'mon....who's a good boy!!!!

The Sissy's Advantage

Yes sometimes it's a hard life being a Sissy but after all there are some advantages to it!!!
Case in point....

Me Too!!!

Yes I completely understand her dilemma....I've been there a few times myself!!!

Not What He Expected

When he enrolled in St. Raphael's School for Male Nursing...he soon found out it wasn't at all what he had expected!!!
Not that he was complaining!!!

Hi Kids

Hi Kids,
I'm having a wonderful time and I'm meeting so many interesting new people!!!
Tell your Dad that I called and that I'm going to be staying a couple of extra days!!!
This has been a great experience and I'm learning all kinds of new things!!!
Okay, I have to go now....see you soon!!!

Pleasantside

That's why they call it Pleasantside!!!!
I know where I'm going to be on Saturday!!!!

Deep Throat

Some cultures take deep throating a lot more seriously....

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

So....do you come here often Baby?

Just Another Chapter

Yes....it's just another chapter from my life before I married!!!!

I Couldn't

I couldn't do it either....no matter how hard I tried!!!!

How Dare He

"How dare that son of a bitch call me a lousy cocksucking sissy!!!! I have never been so insulted!!!! As soon as I fix my lipstick I'll show him....and his friends....that I'm a fantastic cocksucking sissy!!!"

No truth in Advertising

Okay....I'll agree with the "cruelty free" part of it....I've never thought she was being cruel......but I have to disagree strongly with the "gentle"...
She's used it on my bottom dozens of times and I have never once thought it was gentle!!!!

4 O'clock

"What time is it?"
"Almost 4 O'clock Dad....why did you bring me here?"
"You'll see in a minute!!!"
"It's 4 O'clock now Dad, what did you want me to see?"
"Okay....here she comes!!!!"
"Oh my god....Dad!!!!!"
"I told you....every day at 4 O'clock!!!!"
"Dad....that's a man....a man in women's underwear!!!!"
"Yeah I know.....and isn't he just the cutest thing you ever saw....if your mother dressed like that I can damn well tell you, for sure, you wouldn't have been an only child!!!!"

Yes Sissy

Yes Sissy....he watched the whole thing!!!!

A Fitting Beginning

Another blog!!!! What am I thinking!!!! I must be out of my mind!!!
But this one is going to be different than the other two....
I want this one to be strictly about my sense of humor.....everything here is going to be something I think is funny....your experience may differ!!!!!