Vows

"Stop all your complaining....don't you remember.....you agreed to everything...."

"No....ughhhh....I didn't!!!!"

"Sure you did....I distinctly heard you say "I do"....you really should have listened closer to what you were agreeing to!!!"

 

 

They Wondered

As the criminals ran amok....plundering the entire city....the people cried out for Wonder Woman....

But Wonder Woman wasn't coming....at least not yet!!!

Before We Go Out

"You look lovely...."

"Thank you....I like your jeans...."

"Shall we go....I made reservations for 8 o'clock...."

"Just a moment....you know these first dates can sometimes be very tense for both of us....so I was thinking....what if we started the date off with a nice, wet blowjob....we'll both relax more, with that out of the way...."

"Oh yeah sounds great!!!"

"Okay drop your pants and I'll get my sissy husband to take care of it...."

"Your....um....your sissy husband is going to give me a blowjob...."

"Of course....I want to leave room for dinner!!!"

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

"Oh Baby I've been thinking about you all day!!!"

"And I've been hot for you all day too...."

"Why don't you go slip into that red outfit....you know....the one I like....and I'll bring up some drinks...."

"Don't take too long....I may start without you!!!"

Know Where

Looking for a sissy slut to handle all of your needs?
You just need to know where to look....
This time of year head out to the woods....the woods are full of wild sissies waiting to be tamed!!!!

Hey

"Hey!!! What the hell is that???"

"I told you I was special....do you mind...."

"Well....I guess not....I mean it's not like I'm the one who'll be sucking cock tonight..."

"Well....we'll see..."

New House

They'd all warned her that her new house was in a high crime area....but she moved in anyway....

It turned out they were right....in fact this was the third time this week she'd caught this guy breaking in.....he never seemed to learn his lesson!!!

Saturday Afternoon

There was no better way for them to spend a Saturday Afternoon than by going down to the local Glory hole for a couple of hours....

 

The Dark Knight

"I'm beginning to think you enjoy being tied up and abused Batman...."

"Why would you think that Catwoman?"

"Well maybe because you burst into my lair and jumped up on the table after handing me this rope...."

"I tripped into one of your cat traps obviously!!!"

"And from the look of your satin shorts the Dark Knight rises!!!"

"I...."

"Shhhh....I have to go get my cat 0' nine-tails.....like last time...."

The Definition

 This is the definition of the phrase for those of you who didn't know....

This is what they mean when they say that you can have your cake and eat it too!!!

Obvious

"Most of the men I date try not to be so obvious when they're peeking up my skirt....but you seem to really enjoy it!!!"

Home Contractor

 "How much longer till you finish remodeling my kitchen?"

"Maybe 3 or 4 weeks and we might be a little over budget...."

"Wrong answer Bitch!!!!"

"Owwww....alright two weeks no budget changes!!!"

"Getting closer Bitch.....now how long?"

"Owwww.....10 days....under budget....."

"That's more like it....."

You just have to know how to motivate Home Contractors!!!

Aim

Alright.....ready....aim....Fire One...Fire Two!!!

Open Wide

"That's good....now open your mouth Sissy....wider please....yes just like that....I swear I can see daylight!!!"

Indiana Jones

 In the next installment of the Indiana Jones franchise we find Indy on a quest to find the ultimate secret.....Indiana Jones and Mystery of Victoria's Secret!!!

Tickle

"Oh yes......oh just like that.....Oh Baby!!!! Oh....Oh....Oooohhhh tickle me Elmo!!!!"

Doctor Phil

You know...your wife says that since you revealed yourself you've just become a lazy Sissy bitch!!!!

Cuckold

She told me to kneel and watch....and not to move....now I wasn't sure if I should help or if the moaning from behind the couch was passion or pain....but she told me not to move!!!

Deeply Religious

Look at him....he's a deeply religious man.

Although he is poor....in fact he owns nothing but his poor robes....every day he goes outside and shouts praise for the gifts he's given!!!

Talented

She said her lover had a talented cock.....she said she'd never experienced anything like it!!!

I was skeptical....and so she proved it to me....

Damned if he didn't knock out a great rendition of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"....

I was deeply impressed!!!

Happy Spud

"Oh no Sweetie....turn around....this is going in the other hole!!!!"

Did You See

Oh my god....did you see that?

Wow that's really beautiful!!!

I mean right out there in the open for anyone to see!!!

That has to be the greatest collection of Pokemon cards I've ever seen!!!

Learning To Fly

They may not have taken off but they did get the concept of thrust right!!!

Delivery

'Looks like a delivery for you Sissy!!!"

"Damn....it looked bigger in the catalog....." 

Attention

"You're supposed to be standing at attention....and I'm not stopping until you're standing at attention!!!"

Ginger Explains Hollywood

"So you see Gilligan....this is the first step to getting the big roles in Hollywood!!!"

"Thanks Ginger....but Maryann was more interesting when she was showing me how to suck corn...."

"That's "shuck" corn Gilligan..."

"Not the way Maryann does it!!!"

Maybe

So...maybe this is why Taylor can't hols onto a guy?

Why Do You Ask

 "Yes my parents lived near Chernobyl....why do you ask?"

"No reason....no reason at all...."

Mrs. Schuster

"I heard all the boys talking about how great anal sex was and I didn't know what they meant....thanks for showing me Mrs, Schuster!!!"

"That's alright Tommy....whenever you have questions I'll be only too happy to help you!!!"

So Much Better

"Oh yes Batman....just like that....you're so much better than Superman or Green Lantern..."

"What!!! Superman!!!! Green Lantern!!!! How could you?"

"You know I'm a super-villain right?"

"Oh yeah.....I guess I forgot...."

"That's alright Baby.....just keep doing that...."

 

 

The Right Stuff

One of the most difficult aspects of astronaut training is handling the many obstacles encountered in living in space!!!