They had To Know

I picture a roomful of men chuckling about writing these for kids....the dirty old pervs...

 I always knew that Betty had hidden talents....

Truer words were never spoken....

Betty seemed to have a thing for leashes....

No wrestling Archie....have you ever heard of Queening?

Well maybe you shouldn't have taken so many Betty!!!

My wife and her "friend" tell me this all the time....

I bet he can't wait to taste it.....

That's all for now....I hope you agree....they had to know what they were writing!!!

Lovely

 Yes you look lovely Sissy...but there's one little problem...you're wearing your panties backwards....after all there's nothing to fuck in front is there?"

Aghast

Watching from a distance, Lois Lane was aghast!!!

Who did that space bitch think she is!!!

The only boots Superman was supposed to be licking belonged to her!!!

It only got worse when she saw what else Superman had to lick!!!!

The Hunt Is Over

She'd been on the team, hunting for Bigfoot for over a year....they'd tried every kind of bait they could think of to lure the creature, to no avail...

So she was very surprised when she discovered Bigfoot trying on her panties....she'd discovered the true sissy nature of Sasquatch!!!

A Job

"Now do you think you can get me a job in the Ukrainian energy industry?"

"I'll have to ask my Dad...."

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

She likes the big ones....she likes it wet....

"Oh yeah...you're coming home with me big boy!!!"

Discovery

I should have known....the duck was way too familiar with her....it was like he knew her....and then he pulled her top down and showed me the shocking truth!!!

She'd been marked as one of the girls in the Mickey Mouse Club!!!

Art

I may not know a lot about art...I'm iffy on Impressionism"..."Baroque" and "Romantic" I can't tell the difference...."Modern" and "Post-Modern" are these even a thing...

Like I said....I may not know a lot about art....but I know what I like!!!

Remember

You remember that shy girl....the one in the library....yeah that one....the one with the glasses?

You asked her out on a pity date.....and you discovered that she wasn't shy at all...she was just discrete.....

"No....I'm not done yet....I'll tell you when to stop...."

And the funny thing was that you kind of enjoyed her telling you what to do....

Keep your eyes open for the shy girls....they will surprise you!!!!

Small Fun

"You see Sissy....if you had a big hard cock you wouldn't be able to play with me...."

Sometimes being small is a bonus!!!

The Quest

"....and so I give thee this gift to remember on thy quest good Sir Paladin!!!"

"Jeez Tommy you really get into your Dungeons and Dragons character..."

 

 

Back And Forth

 If you've been reading my other blogs then you'll know that since the pandemic began my wife's assistant Stacy has been living with us....she's a keyholder and she has full rights as far as I'm concerned and some of you may think that I'm the luckiest sissy in the world to be living with two women!!!!

Well you're wrong!!!

It's not around the clock sex around here....

I know the two of them have played with each other but that's not something I'm allowed to see....

They don't share a bed.....Stacy has a room at the other end of the hall....so I always hear when they're sneaking in to see each other....

But I have one complaint....

Being a submissive to two women who live in the same house can be tiring...answering one call after another.....well.....that's life I guess    but I'm putting some miles on these heels!!!!

 

  

Permission

"Your wife said you've been peeking at me in my bikini all summer....is that true?"

"I guess so...."

"And she said that you've been having fantasies about me sucking your cock...is that true too?"

"She shouldn't have told you that....I didn't mean anything...."

"I think it's cute.....and your wife told me to go ahead and suck your cock....she thought you might like that and she was sure I'd enjoy it too!!!"

"But...."

"Oh I know....she didn't give me the key and I don't really know if this is fun for you or not but....just watching your face....this is the most fun I've had all summer!!!!"

Interview

She sensed that the job interview wasn't going well and in desperation she pulled up her dress...

"I really want this job....if you know what I mean!!!

He started writing a note on her folder and when she read it it said....

"Candidate arrived at interview unshaven!"

 

 

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

He really got off on eating spaghetti from a girls pants....and she loved nothing more than stuffing her pants full of spaghetti!!!

They were a match made in heaven....or in an Italian Restaurant....

Mask Up

You have to mask up to prevent droplets from scattering.....

Toys

"I don't believe you guys don't use toys...."

"Does your wife really like them?"

"Are you kidding she loves when I use toys on her!!!!"

Searching For Bigfoot

"Well we were prepared for Bigfoot....we had all kinds of equipment to monitor and perhaps trap a Bigfoot.....But we found something else instead!!!"

"What was it?"

"I don't know but it sure was big....my wife still hasn't been found!!!"

"Oh my god....it carried off your wife!!!"

"Not exactly....you see the last time I saw the beast it was running back into the woods..."

"With your wife?"

"No but she was doing her best to catch up!!!!"

 

 

How Long

"So how long has it been since the last time I released you from your cage?"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"I see....I guess it's been a while!!!"

Sissy Etiquette

 Sissy Etiquette Question: Do you kiss her to thank her for her husbands cock before or after?

Really

...and as she walked away from me forever I realized that I had been wrong...the sun really did shine out of her ass!!!

Expectations

Ever since Grandma took that job at the new plant Grandpa just wasn't the same anymore...

"What's the matter Grandpa?"

"Your Grandma says I don't measure up to her expectations anymore...."

"That's too bad....come on sit down and we'll talk about it...."

"No thanks.....your Grandma brought some of her work home and....well lets just say...I'd rather stand!"

True After All

Looks like it's true after all....after that first one, all sissies just have nothing but hard cocks on their minds!!!

Back To Work

"So what if you have to have a physical before you go back to work tomorrow....they just want to make sure you're healthy...."

"But....you know....my tan lines...."

"Oh...I can barely make them out....I'm sure no one will notice at all!!!"

Unseen History

This undated photo....found in J. Edgar Hoover's private files makes it clear that Bonnie and Clyde shared more than a life of crime!!!

Hearing Test

The best hearing test known, is the sissy hearing test....as soon as you slip into your wife's undies your hearing becomes much clearer!!!!!

What was that??? Was that the door???

Very Nice

"Very nice Sissy.....you look very pretty as you dance through the parking lot....but remember this is just the rehearsal....the show is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon when all the shops are open!!!"

Laundry

"Look again Sissy....I'm sure you have room for another load!!!"

"Maybe more than one if I have the time!!!"

 

 

Gifts

"I went shopping today Sissy and I got something for you and one for your sissy cousin from Iowa!!!"

"I'm sure he'll love it as much as I love mine Ma'am!!!"

Eye Catching

"See....I obviously misunderstood...I thought the idea was to advertise the product with an eye catching spot that people wouldn't forget...."

"There's nothing to discuss....you're fired....clean out your desk and security will escort you out...."

"But I'm telling you.....if you use the slogan it's a winner!!!"

"Oh we're keeping the slogan....."Frosted Lucky Charms, They're Magically Delicious" it's the video part we're not going to use!!!!"

 

 

True

It was true then....

It's still true today....

When baby wants cock....

Baby gets cock!!!