Gardening

When she told me she wanted me to work in the garden I assumed she meant I'd be doing some weeding and planting.....but she had  a bigger job in mind!!!

 

Noticed

After the revolution this became so commonplace that no one even took notice....

School Days

Now that's a school uniform I would have loved to wear every day!!!!

Another

"Sissy....another store has banned you....would you care to explain?"

"Well....I went into the Hobby Lobby to get some paint to touch up that shelf in the kitchen....you know the scratched one....and I saw they were having a demonstration of how to make things prettier with glitter...."

"And what happened?"

"Well just between us....I think they really overreacted...."

Extra

"Have you been taking the hormones I prescribed Sissy?"

"Yes I have....in fact I've been taking extra doses!!!"

"Yes Sissy....I can tell!!!"

So Cute

"Aren't those panda bears so cute?"

"No....I hate the goddamned Panda Bears!!!"

"But they're so funny and roly-poly....I just love them!!!"

"Yeah well my wife loved them too....maybe a little too much....tell me how cute they are when you come home and find them gang-banging your wife!!!"

"Oh my goodness....what did you do?"

"I watched the whole thing...I mean...how often do you get to see a thing like that...."

See It All

OMG....I can't believe she's doing it!!!

She's going to show it all!!!

Look there it is....it's her whole mouth....you can see it all!!!

The Day After

 "So what are you going to do after you get the Covid Vaccine?"

"I'm just going to get back to normal!!!"

 

 

Justice

The new Police policy of "Restorative Justice" seemed to be working out....in fact this criminal has turned himself in three times this week already!!!!

Tragedy

"You love the silks and satins don't you Sissy?"

"Oh yes Ma'am....they make me feel so girly!!!!"

"Then hop up on that satin bedspread and we'll see how much of a girl you are...."

"That's when he slid over the bed and out of the window Officer.....I never even imagined that he would be so slippery...."

Tell Me Again

"Tell me again Sissy....why are you dressed for going to the clubs and why are you banned from the grocery store?"

"Well....you see...."

"Don't bother Sissy....the store manager called me and told me all about it...."

"Are you angry with me?"

"I should be but I know just how you feel...."

Laughed

She laughed when her husband brought her breakfast...for him that was a huge thing to do....for her it was something she was going to expect every day...

He was going to have to do way more than this for her to even begin considering getting the key from its hiding spot!!!!

Why?

"Why do you want me to call my brother to come over?"

"Well I was planning to put your pathetic little dick into chastity tonight...."

"But why do you want my brother here for that?"

"Well....you are twins aren't you?" 

Don't Bother Me Sissy

When he said, "Don't bother me Sissy....I'm tired...",  apparently he really meant it!!!

I just didn't realize how much he meant it!!!

Guardian Angel

"Hi...aren't you Sissy Kaaren's Guardian Angel?"

"Yes....I guess I am...."

"Aren't you supposed to be watching over her and making sure she doesn't sin?"

"I suppose..."

"So why...."

"Why am I here instead of watching over her? First she never listens to me...second there's only so much depravity I can take....third....well....have you ever met her?"

"I just left her....the Boss told me you'd given up and I could tempt her into all sorts of things..."

"So how did that work out for you?"

"She was already doing things I hadn't even imagined....I watched for a while but it was a little too much for me!!!"

"So....did it get you hot?"

"Hell yeah....what about you?"

"Lets sit and talk about it...."

"Do you really want to talk?"

"Oh no....not at all!!!"

Warding Off The Winter Chill

It doesn't matter how high we turn up the thermostat....or how many logs we put on the fire...she's always a little chilly in the winter....and sometimes she just has to warm up any way she can!!!

Dream Come True

He had fantasized about having a beautiful stepsister when his father told him he was re-marrying!!!

He got more than he bargained for....and he couldn't be happier!!!

That Moment

That moment when all you can think is....

"Oh Shit!!!!"

I have made this mistake and the resulting humiliation was really bad....

It fuels my fantasies now....but at the "Oh Shit!" moment I wasn't enjoying it at all!!!

Although it gave my wife the giggles for almost all of our flight!!!!

NASA

Much like NASA....she launched an exploratory mission to the dark side....

Who's A Good Boy

"Who's a good boy....who's my good boy? Are you my good boy? Yes you are...you're a very good boy...now come here and get your treat....like a good boy!!!"

Sissy School - Drill Team

With amazing precision the Drill Team from the Sissy School simultaneously dropped to their knees and opened their mouths ready to receive the Royal Marines Drill Team....in a rare demonstration of their skill and technique!!!

Not Just Wings

In their new spinoff restaurants....Hooters is looking at a whole new marketing angle...

"It's not just wings!!!"

Old Neighborhood

"This is where I grew up....I haven't seen any of my old friends yet...but I'm looking forward to letting them see how I've changed!!!"

Gone to Hell

Well I don't know about Batman and Superman and the others but since the pandemic hit, Batgirl has just gone to hell....

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Ever since he first saw "The Little Mermaid" it was all Karl wanted to be!!!

When his wife came home and saw him she knew it was going to be another one of those nights....

She sighed and went to get the buckets of water and the cans of sardines....she really didn't care for this but she wanted to be part of his world!!!!

Safe Sex

It's kind of funny how the definition of safe sex has changed....it wasn't that long ago that his dick had to be covered.....

All Grown Up

All grown up now, Elmo wasn't able to hang onto his job on Sesame Street...

So what was he to do....there was the club around the corner on Poppyseed Street that was hiring....and the money was good!!!

 

 

Monday ManCandy

It's always nice to share your candy with a friend...

ManCandy!!! It makes good things better!!!

One Way

 "Well my sweet girl....the Joker may have broken his boner trying to get past your hymen of steel....but no one knows better than I do....there's more than one way to skin a cat!!!

Masks

 Maybe the reason some people don't like masks is because they're not wearing the right type of mask....now this is the right type of mask for me!!!

Be More Careful

"Listen....if my wife finds out about us she'll destroy me!!!"

"Alright Honey....but are you sure this is where you lost your ring?"

"I've looked everywhere else...so it must be..."

"Maybe you should be more careful next time....all that lube....of course the ring's going to come off...."

"Please....have you found it yet?"

"Wait a minute....I think.....hey there's two rings here....is one of them yours?"

"Yes....oh my god....thank you!!!!"

"You're welcome....I wonder who lost the other one...."