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Saturday, August 31, 2019

Hers

Once again Ken felt the crop lashing across his hard buttocks and once again he wondered how he had gotten here.....then he remembered....
It was, after all, Barbie's Dream House!!!!!













Friday, August 30, 2019

Waxing

It's time to get down to the beauty salon and get a waxing....you're seriously overdue!!!!














Thursday, August 29, 2019

Star Wars - Making Ends Meet

"Yeah....you try living on a Storm Troopers salary on this planet....a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do!!!!"











Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Play

Sure she may be asleep but her pussy still wants to play....










Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Monday, August 26, 2019

Monday ManCandy

"Why yes I ordered the Banana Sundae Surprise but I ordered the extra large...."
"I'm sorry but the extra large Sundae only comes in chocolate and we're all out right now...."
"All right , I guess I'll have to settle for this one but it doesn't come close to satisfying my hunger like the extra large one!!!!"
"You and everyone else.....that's why we ran out!!!!"













Sunday, August 25, 2019

Vibrating Plug

Back in the old days the plug stayed still and the butt vibrated.....














Friday, August 23, 2019

Bring One Home Today

Sissy Barbie.....dress her up and she'll make you happier than you can imagine....with real life action parts for you to use and enjoy!!!!














Thursday, August 22, 2019

Go Ahead and Laugh

Yeah sure....you go ahead and laugh.....but I dare you to try and play it!!!!










Wednesday, August 21, 2019

He Gets His

The Invisible Man cried and moaned as she relentlessly pounded him....he kept wondering how she had found him!!!!
She smiled as she used him for her pleasure.....he might have gotten away if he hadn't let out  that one little fart!!!!














Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

"Hurry Darling.....I'm dying!!!!"
"What do you need me to do....should I call someone???"
"No.....open the box on m,y chest and take out the panties.....then take off yours and put them in.....hurry!!!!"
"My....my panties?"
"Hurry or it will be too late....."
"I guess so.....but really....my panties?"
"I'm breathing my last....hurry the scent is almost gone.....please!!!!!"
"Well alright but I think we're going to need to have a talk....."












Monday, August 19, 2019

TV Guide - The Brady Bunch - The Lost Episodes

"You just suck on that Greg...you just suck on that till I get back here with Alice and her strap-on!!!!"
Greg's dreams were finally coming true!!!!!














Sunday, August 18, 2019

Hard To Tell

When you're all running around in short leather skirts it's hard to tell who's "into it" if you know what I mean!!!!!












Saturday, August 17, 2019

Why We Need Better Sex Ed

Apparently he'd never gotten one and neither of them had ever given one but doing it this way was going to take a really long time!!!!













Friday, August 16, 2019

Buffalo or Bust

My wife and I are heading out to Buffalo NY in a little while....for her it's a working trip....for me it's a break from housework and a chance to go someplace I've never been!!!
We're going to stop about halfway there for lunch and dinner.....we didn't make any reservations but I'm sure we can find a place that's off the beaten track that's warm and inviting!!!!











Thursday, August 15, 2019

A Problem

"Hey Boy....it looks like your sister has a problem.....take care of it...."
It seemed like she had a problem all the time since I came home from college....sighing, I got out my book and went to see to it!!!!












Wednesday, August 14, 2019

That Remote

On and off, over and over.....that damn vibrating plug was driving me mad!!!!
Then I realized I must have dropped the remote control under the rocking chair!!!!














Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Close

The boys were more than ready!!!!
The new "girl" wasn't completely a girl....but she was close enough!!!!













Monday, August 12, 2019

Monday ManCandy

You know....I could be wrong....but....isn't there a hole on the other end to slide the stick into?
ManCandy!!! Easy to get.....easy to get wrong too, apparently!!!!















Sunday, August 11, 2019

Again

"Oh my god Sissy are you playing with it again!!!!!"
""I was just adjusting it....."
"Adjusting it!!!!! You've been playing with it for ten minutes!!!!"
"I guess.....maybe I lost track of time....."












Saturday, August 10, 2019

That Witch

I had no idea she was a real witch.....I just thought she was a hot girl doing some role play!!!!
When she caught me looking in her panty drawer she laughed.....
"So you like girls panties do you.....I have a spell here that will turn you into the cutest little bitch you could ever imagine....what do you think?"
"Is it for real...."
"Oh yes....I guarantee that you'll be the cutest little bitch anyone has ever seen!!!"
"Oh yes....please!!!!"
I can only say.....that you must pay very close attention to the language of the deal you're being offered....













Friday, August 9, 2019

In The Back

"Now all of you can benefit from this move....your man will really appreciate this....you sissies in the back pay particular attention....this is a move you're going to really need!!!!"













Thursday, August 8, 2019

Pretty Short Book

I guess the best way to tell is that after the first three orgasms you still want another....












Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Pirates

In the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film from Disney they have announced that there have been a few changes...
Captain Jack Sparrow now identifies as a schoolgirl and wishes to be called Rebecca!!!
The latest film is said to be titled: "Pirates of the Caribbean - Vagina in the Distance."















Monday, August 5, 2019

Monday ManCandy

Yes I ordered the waffle....I don't need the syrups thanks...I brought my own sauce....it'll just take a couple of minutes for it to be ready....













Sunday, August 4, 2019

Walked Away

After all the screaming finally stopped, replaced by the occasional low moans and whimpers the two sissies walked away....
"Do you feel like going home Sally?"
"Not really.....I know another great bar just around the corner!!!"
"Sounds good....these guys are no fun anymore...but it was a pretty good Happy Hour!!!"
"More like a happy forty-five minutes!!!"
The two sissies giggled like schoolgirls, linked arms and walked into the night!!!!












Saturday, August 3, 2019

A New Wrinkle

Well...this certainly added a new wrinkle to the hot dog eating contest!!!!!













Friday, August 2, 2019

For Heavens Sake

"For Heaven's sake Bobby not again!!! I've already told you I'm not paying for a whole new wardrobe!!!"
"I'm telling Mom!!!!"
"You should probably take her dress off first!!!!"














Thursday, August 1, 2019

TV Guide - Star Trek - The Lost Episode

After that transporter "mishap" Captain Kirk looked at Dr. Leonard McCoy in a whole different way....
He wondered if he should still call him "Bones' when so many other things popped into his head every time McCoy came to the Bridge!!!!!!