Guardian Angel

After the spectacular failure of my last Guardian Angel.....it was decided that perhaps they should send a "Dark" angel to watch over me!!!!
"Who are you?"
"Sissy Kaaren....I am your new Guardian Angel and I think we should establish some rules for your behavior!!!!"
"What do you mean rules? I thought you just kind of watched and whispered in my ear?"
"Maybe your other angels did that....I believe in more direct supervision!!!"
The new angel began her job by demonstrating how Sissy Kaaren would be punished for her sinful deeds....
However when the bound Sissy started asking her to hit harder and keep spanking her because she was "almost there" the angel thought maybe she wasn't the right angel for this particular soul!!!!
But as long as the Sissy was enjoying it maybe for once she could indulge in some very un-angelic thoughts and acts and....oh no....I've barely been here for an hour and this damned Sissy has corrupted me already!!!!

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

If you're really lucky your significant other will listen to what you desire and try to help you get that special pleasure.....sometimes it's just a near miss....
"It was supposed to be toast.....it's just not the same without toast!!!

Field of Dreams

"If you build it....he will come...."
That's what the voice kept telling me....
So I built it.....
And he came.....inside my wife....over and over....
"Ease her pain...."
So I knelt down and tenderly licked her clean....
"Well...." I shouted to the empty field, "Is that it.....I've done all you asked.....what do I get for it....."
"You get to do it again tomorrow...."
And after that I never heard the voice again!!!!

Peek-A-Boo

"Hi Sissy....want to play Peek-A-Boo with me?"
"But Peek-A-Boo is a kids game...."
"Not the way I play it Sissy!!!"

Wonderland

Alice saw the sign that said "Eat Me" and she was so surprised....
Why would anyone need a sign to tell them that!!!!

Love It

"You know I understand that you love to wear pretty ladies things Sissy.....and I love seeing you in them too...."
"Yes Sweetheart...."
"Well I have to say that's a really pretty dress you're wearing today....."
"Thank you so much.....I'm glad you like it.....it's my new favorite!!!"
"Yes I see....but I really think you should take it off if you're going in the bath...."
"You want me to go in the bath.....in just my pretty undies....out here for everyone to see?!?!?!?"
"Not exactly what I meant Sissy.....you know what....never mind....we'll talk when you dry off...."

No Problem

"Maybe your sissy cuckold could wash my car while we fuck?"
"I'm sure that won't be a problem will it Sissy?"
"No Ma'am it won't be a problem...."
"Put on a nice bikini and go wash his car it shouldn't take you too long....and when you're done you cam come back and clean me up too!!!"
"Yes Ma'am....it's no problem...."
I've been at it now for over an hour and I'm still working on the damned tires....but from the sound of it they're still going too!!!!

Marcia Marcia Marcia

"Oh my god Marcia....does this mean what I think it does?"
 "Yes Greg.....I'm going to let you wear my clothes...."
"Wow Marcia.....I can't wait...."
"And then you're going to get down on your knees and do that thing....you know....that thing with your mouth between my legs....."
"Oh yeah Marcia....it's going to be supercool!!!!"
"I want to ask you one favor before we start...."
"Anything you want...."
"Do you mind if I call you Jan while you're doing it?"
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!"

First Time Out

It was his first time out while wearing his wife's clothes....and he was absolutely terrified that someone was going to recognize him!!!!!

How'd We Make Out

"So how'd we make out Sissy?"
"I got enough to fill the gas tank....."
"But what about paying for food Sissy....I really wanted that cheeseburger!!!!"
"Alright give me another fifteen minutes...."
"And i want fries too...."
"Make it twenty minutes....."
"What about you Sissy....you getting anything?"
"I'm pretty full already thanks...."

Harvest

And so....after a good harvest the Smurfs returned to the mountains....exhausted but happy.....they would return to this valley next year....

Monday ManCandy

"Yes Sissy....I saw my lover today....it's been such a long time since I've had a man..."
"Did you save something for me Sweetheart?"
"Of course I did Sissy...just be prepared because it has been a long time for him too!!!"
"That just means more for me!!!!"
"Okay Sissy.....I warned you...."
ManCandy!!!! If it's been a long time then that's too long!!!

Girl Of Steel

"I'm sorry Supergirl....I can't get past it.....we'll have to think of some other way....I've already destroyed all my vibrators and dildos trying to get past your hymen of steel!!!"

Signals

"It's the Bat Signal!!!! Gotham City needs me!!!!"
 So...I need you too....I need my little Bat Bitch to take my cock.....which do you think is more important?"
"Well....maybe Gotham City can just wait this time....."
"That's my good little bitch.....that was the purrfect answer!!!!"

Playful

Well you told me to go to my room and play with my toys....is it my fault that some of my toys are more playful than others?

Scooby Secrets

"Daphne....that Old Man Andrews is going to get away and we're helpless to stop him!!!!"
"Take it easy Velma the boys will get him....you know how it works....Shaggy and Scooby will catch him by accident....just like always!!!"
"You think so!"
"Sure....Velma what is that poking me...."
"Those are my boobs of course!"
"No I meant down lower...."
"Jinkies it's come untucked again!!!"

Cuckold

"You're married?"
"Yes I am....in fact my husband is waiting in my room...."
"Won't he object ....I mean is he just going to watch me fuck you?"
"Well I'd really prefer if I could watch him suck your cock....you know....just to get you hard for me...."
"Baby....I'm already hard for you!!!"
"I know but try to pretend that he's making you harder.....he really likes that...."
"You two are freaky but it sounds like fun...."

Toy Story

Just consider it....in the Toy Story universe she's going to have a gigantic orgasm as soon as I leave the room!!!!

Monday ManCandy

Finally revealed.....the secret filling of those wonderful cream filled chocolate eggs!!!!
ManCandy!!! Get them by the dozen!!!!

Experience

"Listen....I've had a lot of experience with this....I've been licking my balls for eight and a half years so I know the aroma of balls when I smell it....."
"And I'm telling you that no matter what it looks like one of those girls has balls in that bikini!!!!"
"I'm going to go stick my nose between their legs again but I'm pretty sure about this....one of them is a boy pretending to be a bitch!!!!"

Which

Which one does she want today?
The saucy blond?
The mysterious Brunette?
The tempestuous redhead?
I'm betting on redhead....but I love redheads so I almost always bet on redhead....
What's your preference?

Seeing is Believing

"You see Billy....I told you that it was Daddy....now do you believe me...."

Never Imagined

"Really....this really turns you on?"
"Oh yes Baby.....like you wouldn't believe..."
"I've had some girlfriends that were into some different things but none of them ever wanted to tie me up and dress me like a chick!!!
"I promise you Bobby.....you're going to have sex like you never imagined!!!!"
"Sounds great to me!!!"
"Sounds pretty good to us too Bobby!!!"
He couldn't tell how many women he heard laughing...

Disney World

When Disney World reopens the visitors will be greeted by a whole new kind of Princess!!!

Jinkies

"Daphne....how did you get a Scooby snack up in there?"
"Stop asking questions and get down there and take a good look for it....see if you can catch it in your teeth....but do it gently until I tell you to stop!!!!"
"Jinkies!!!"

Who Hasn't

Poor boy....punished for that!!!!! I do that all the time!!!!!

Sparks Will Fly

Ladies and gentlemen I call your attention to the ring....it looks like that chastity cage is gonna blow....it's been years of pressure building up and when it gives sparks are gonna fly!!!
And the first few rows should put on their ponchos.....

Fourth of July Magic

"Well" thought Arnold, "The first one I set off turned me into a woman...maybe if I set off a second one it'll change me back!!!"
If only he had read the warning label in the tiny tiny type.....
Males must be fifty feet away or they may have a reaction!

Happy Independence Day Sweeties!!!!

A Maids Work is Never Done...

Idle hands are the devils workshop they say....so she always likes me to be fully occupied at all times!!!

Sissy School - Fire Drill

There hadn't been a fire drill at the Sissy School for a long time so when the bell rang there was some confusion while the sissies were trying to pull on their panties....

Slipped Away

She couldn't believe that her sissy husband ran at the first sight of the branding iron....
But she was pretty sure she could lasso him without too much trouble....
The sissy couldn't run worth a damn in those high heels!!!!