Monday ManCandy

Yes he was big and tasty....and when he came he made my eyes pop!!!!

Perfect Likeness

I'd posed for dozens of photographs and I honestly didn't know which one the sculptor chose to immortalize in bronze.....
Finally the day came and my wife took me to see the sculpture I had posed for.....
"Oh look Kaaren.....he's caught your best side...."

Wayy More

When I look at that angelic face of his I think I've tasted way more than he has.....way, way more!!!!

One Wish

She told me that she'd grant me one wish....
I pointed at the mannequin in the window and said...
"I want a body just like hers....."
There was a flash of light and my wish was granted....
Now I stand here and watch the world go by....and that damned window dresser likes to play with my nipples when he gets the chance....
You have to be careful with wishes.....

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Just because you like to sit in your undies in a nursing home while a person in a bear suit pours baked beans over you.....well......it doesn't make you a bad person!!!!!

Does Whatever A Spider Can

Sure he beat the Green Goblin....and Mysterio.....and Doctor Octopus....and the Lizard....and all the others....
But all of Peter's thoughts were on his greatest failure...

I'll Be Darned

Well I'll be darned....I never would have believed it....but here it was right in front of me....someone did give a flying fuck!!!!!

Taste

"Hey....you taste just like.....Daddy!!!!"

Full

We guarantee that you'll be full when you leave!!!

Just Like That

And just like that young Tommy knew what he wanted to be when he grew up!!!

His New Power

That was the day that Superman showed us his new power....
Lex Luthor finally came out and he lived a much happier life....
But so many other people were accidentally caught in the Gay-Beam...
So many marriages were ruined that day....
Superman was sued by hundreds of people and he lost every case....

Swingers

Their ad had only said that they were a celebrity couple interested in swinging...
He really didn't find a way to satisfy my wife although his attempts made her laugh....
Well she got to laugh but I couldn't get the taste of bacon out of my mouth for days!!!!

Yep....

Yep....it's sissies all right!!!!
And judging by the number of stiletto prints there's a lot of them....

Moments

Yes it was true....and Teddy got away with it for a long time until that fateful moment when the FBI burst in and dragged him away....

Monday ManCandy

"So what are you serving tonight Sissy?"
"I made Meat loaf...."
"Oh I see....do you have something on your mind today Sissy?"
"No....why do you ask...."

Me Too

Poor guy....I know exactly how he feels!!!!

Not Sure

Catwoman wasn't sure what this switch controlled as she tried it repeatedly to see if she could see anything....
Next door Sissy squealed as jolt after jolt surged through her chastity cage!!!!
Sissy didn't know how it was happening but she seriously hoped it would stop before she had to serve dinner!!!!!

Secret Identity

"Don't be embarrassed....lots of guys like to get fucked in the ass...."
"But I...."
"And I won't tell Batman either.....although with the things he's into I should get the two of you together one of these days!!!!"

Unsolicited

Just in case I wanted to send someone a "dick pic".....

Mystery Solved

Captain Jim Hardwood always wondered what that pink button was for....now after the smoke cleared....the mystery was solved!!!

His co-pilot Tony Bissell was less than thrilled...
"Damn it Jim....how am I going to explain this to my wife???"

Lost Sheep

After his sister left town with young Tom-Tom, her brother Pete Bo-Peep took over for her....
Everyone in Storyland were surprised at how enthusiastic he was about the job!!!

Monday ManCandy

You really can get anything from Amazon!!!!!
Imagine.....fresh breakfast all the way from New Zealand!!!!
It's just amazing!!!!

Not Clear

"So what are we doing here?"
"Well the chart's not quite clear....."
"How so?"
"Well it either says circumcision or castration.....I can't really make it out....."
"Those are very different....."
"Yes they are......"
"Alright....we'll do both.....what do you think?"
"Sounds right to us!!!!!"

Just For Me

"....and we added this feature just for your Sissy husband....it's a special soap dispenser that he's sure to love!!!"

Camp Fire

As a boy I always loved it when everybody warmed heir wieners by the fire....I mean who wants to put a cold wiener in their moth!!!!

Late

"Damn it Sissy.....twist around and pull your legs in....we're going to be late!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"

Winter Is Coming

Summer's almost gone and Winter is just a few short months away.....it's time to stockpile emergency supplies for the long cold nights ahead!!!!

Doubts

Their triplets were born after Martha returned from active duty at Area 51.....Jonathan was starting to have some doubts as they didn't really resemble him at all....in fact none of them had his nose!!!!

Cheerleader

Yeah I'll admit it....I always wanted to go down on a cheerleader right in front of everyone at the stadium!!!!
Didn't we all!!!

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

"Somebody better give me my feathered pants right now or there's gonna be trouble!!!!"