Capacity

"Oh I'm sorry Sweetheart.....three men and me is full capacity....why don't you wait in the bar...have a drink or two but be ready when I call you to clean up...."

"Yes Ma'am!!!"

Useful

She gave it to me so I could be more useful around the house!!!

Petticoat Punishment

How do you punish a naughty sissy...

"That's right Sissy....I'm going to lock this in my closet and when I get back I expect you to have all those pretty things off and folded neatly on the bed!!!"

"Yes Auntie...."

"I'll bring you some cotton boxers to wear...and a cotton t-shirt...."

"Oh no Auntie!!!! Not that!!!"

"Well maybe next time you'll realize that your bad behavior has consequences!!!"

Next Time

I know she's a little vain about it...she doesn't think it's attractive even though I've told her otherwise for years....but next time I'm going to insist that she wears her glasses....I mean from this range there's no excuse for missing my whole face!!!

Very Selective

Yes she's pretty picky about who she sleeps with....lately she'll only allow Alpha males to share her bed!!!

Sissy Night

Come on down to M.C.Escher's tonight....men's drinks cost double but sissies drink for free!!!

 

 

Jolly and Safe

"It's alright Sissy....he's been quarantined at the North Pole since last December and he's going to leave a tasty treat for you!!!"

Down The Chimney

"Don't you usually come down the chimney?"

"Most of the time....but sometimes I like to use the back door!!!"

Santa's Got Something New

 Up at the North Pole, Santa was trying out something to replace that ratty old red suit...

House Rules

My roommates all told me that I couldn't walk around while just wearing panties....they said it was too distracting....

So I stopped wearing panties and I haven't heard a single complaint since....

How Much

"The doctors asked me to find out how much Viagra you took before this happened..."

"My next stop was Sissy Kaaren's house and I needed to be ready....she and her wife can take a lot out of a man....or woman so I'm told.....owwww!"

"You'd be better off if you didn't think about them right now....we've got a jackhammer on the way and we should have you out of there soon!!!!"

"Bless you my Dear....I'll leave something sexy under your tree....owww!!!!

Which Do You Recommend

"I can't decide.....which do you recommend?"

"Unfortunately Ma'am the one I prefer is much bigger and much blacker and is already in use....of these I can say, honestly that I've used them all at one time or another and found each one to be very fulfilling....I would be hard pressed to recommend one over another...."

"Oh I just don't know....."

"Why not sample all of them Ma'am?"

"What a delightful idea....of course you'll assist me...."

"I am at your service Ma'am!!!"

Guardian Angel

 "Hey....aren't you Sissy Kaaren's guardian angel?"

"Yes....I'm assigned to watch over her...."

"Then shouldn't you be back there in the party room keeping an eye on her?"

"I'll tell you what....I've seen enough.....you go keep an eye on her....I need a drink!!!"

 

 

No Cable

The dwarfs didn't have cable so they were so glad when Snow White came along....they finally had something to watch at night!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fluffing

There's more than one way to fluff a man....I always make sure he's hard and ready for her!!!

Baby Yoda

 All grown up now, Baby Yoda still loves the titties....

 

 

A Big One

 "Oh my god....Auntie you have a big one...."

"That's so nice of you to say but I've seen far bigger ones than mine..."

"Maybe so Auntie, but I bet yours is the nicest of them all!!!

"Well aren't you just the sweetest....would you like to touch it?"

"I sure would....it's the biggest clock I've ever seen!!!"

Moment of Truth

"George!!! Let me in!!! What's going on George....you open this door this minute!!!"

Jinkies

 "Hi Scooby....I won't be joining you and the gang tonight....I've met someone new and we're going to explore a few mysteries of our own tonight!!!"

False Advertising

 This....this right here....this is false advertising!!!!

How do I know?  well I don't want to go into it but lets just agree that I know!!!!

Tale of Our Castaways

 "I don't care what anyone says...I'm the pretty one!!!! I'm the prettiest one!!!"

Terrified, Mary Ann nodded in agreement....

"I don't know why any of them looked at you when they could see my beauty right in front of them!!!"

Mary Ann couldn't help but wonder what had set him off....but she did have to admit Gilligan looked pretty good in Ginger's dress!!!

Home Appliances

All of you who thought you were so good because your refrigerator had an ice dispenser....well let me tell you about my new fridge....I don't need ice all that often but I need cream for my coffee several times a day!!!

Dream Come True

 I always dreamed about having a big cock between my legs...a big cock that could really satisfy my wife....now my dream has come true....not exactly the way I dreamed it but this is good too!!!

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Sesame Street.....well sure....we all loved it when we were young....some of us still love it when we grow up....sometimes in a very specific way!!!

Guardian Angel

"Hi Kaaren....remember me?"

"You look kind of familiar...."

"I was your Guardian Angel....I broke the record...I watched over you for a whole four days before I was completely corrupted..."

"Oh yeah....now I remember.....so it looks like you switched teams..."

"Yeah....this side is way more fun....anyway the boss sent me to tempt you into sin...."

The stairwell rang with their laughter....

"That was so funny....anyway....I was on my way to visit a couple of friends....your welcome to tag along Angel...."

"Great maybe I'll learn some new tricks...."

Cherry Lips

 

 

A Musical Interlude for a Sunday afternoon....

From 19 years ago - "Cherry Lips" by Garbage...

 

Favorite lyrics...

With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp
When you'd go walking past them
In your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe
That such a body was for real
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash
And suddenly a spell was cast

 

 

Absent Minded

 She'd always been a little absent minded....everyone always said she'd forget her head if it wasn't connected...

But this time she'd fool them all....for the first time this week she remembered to put her mask on before going to work!!!

Something

"There's something I have to tell you!!!"

"It can wait Baby!!!"

"No I think I'd better tell you....it's kind of important!!!" 

Submission

And here we have a couple of scouts working on winning their submission badges...looks like they both know their place already!!!

Sorry

"So you see we're really sorry about this Dear..."

"Mmmmpphhh" 

"But you see...when we lured you away from your wife we never dreamed she'd get everything in the divorce settlement...."

"Mmmmpphhh" 

"And we do have a significant cash investment in you....with all the surgical enhancements...."

"Mmmmpphhh" 

"That's true Honey....just look at you....with that one little exception between your legs you are a beautiful woman..."

"Mmmmpphhh" 

"But we spent a great deal which we thought you'd reimburse us....but your wife took all the money.....so what were we to do?"

"Mmmmpphhh"  

"We're sure you'll be happy with him....he seems nice...except for that whole wanting a sissy slave thing...."

And he did pay us an enormous amount of money...."

"So bye bye Baby...."

"Mmmmpphhh" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Voodoo

"I can't believe he made a doll that looked like you Ashley....honestly....I can't believe he thought I'd believe all that voodoo talk....can you imagine?"

A Time or Two

Yeah, I've caught a big white spray in my face a time or two!!!

Thank goodness it's usually delicious!!!

 

 

Josephine

 

 

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon...

From 22 years ago - "Josephine" by Terrorvision

 

Favorite lyrics....

  It took a while to click,

But then I got the gist,
The girl by my side,
Was the guy I'd missed,
I took her for a beer,
To talk about old times,
Just to find that beer,
Was now a sweet white wine, 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuckold

 It's the one thing every cuckold longs to see....as you give up all of the rights of your  manhood and allow a real man to have your wife....you wait for it....and as he pushes himself inside her.....deeper than you've ever been....touching her as you've never done....you wait....and then you see it....she gives you the sign!!!!

 

 

kind of Dull

 We usually host a big Thanksgiving for friends and family which the goddamned virus prevented us from doing this year....

Usually we have a few sleepover guests but not this year....

It was just my wife and I and my wife's assistant Stacy....

And even though I wore one of my sissiest outfits it was clear we all missed the debauchery of years past....

Then Stacy put on her new strap-on....

Suddenly it was a party again!!!!

Cousins

"Have my cousins arrived yet Sissy?"

"Yes Honey....they got here a short while ago...."

"Are you OK....as I recall they can be a real pain in the ass!!!"

"Well they've been giving me a hard time but they're not really a pain in my ass....just yet..."

"Alright Sissy....I'll be back in a couple of hours....just don't let them wreck anything...."

"I'll try to find some way to distract them....I'll see you later Honey....Bye bye!!!"

Just Drive

 "But...."

"Just drive Sissy....I promise I'll give you your skirt back when we get there...."

"But I...."

"Or maybe I won't....."

"Where did you want to go Ma'am...."

 

 

Sissy

 "I don't know what to do anymore.....my sissy husband suddenly started thinking he's a chicken!"

"Have you taken him to a doctor?"

"Yes, the doctor said we should send him to the mental hospital...."

"Then why is he still here?"

 "Well....because I love him and would feel horribly guilty if I sent him to one of those places..."

"I understand that....but...."

"And more than that....we need the eggs!!!"

Worst Possible

Just imagine how Larry felt....

Just imagine how Tony felt!!!!

That was the problem with hypnosis.....sometimes it wore off at the worst possible times....

 

 

Laid

 

 

 

 A musical interlude for a Sunday afternoon...

From 27 years ago - "Laid" by James.

 

Favorite lyrics...

 

This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty
Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sassy

"Don't get sassy with me Honey...."

"But I never thought that you'd...."

"That I'd call another man to come over and fuck me? It really never occurred to you???"

"No I thought it would just be us...."

"It wasn't me who started this you know...."

"But I never thought...."

"It wasn't me who asked to wear your underwear, was it....now you're always going to be a Sissy as far as I'm concerned and tonight I need a real man....you can stay and watch if you like...."

"Really.....I'd like that!!!"

Lois and Clark...A Love Story

Together after all these years....Lois gets her wish!!!

Practice

 "Thanksgiving is right around the corner Baby....so lets practice....the turkey goes here and we can't forget the stuffing....the stuffing is my favorite part of Thanksgiving!!!"

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

It was kismet....
He liked to dress up as a white, female, hairless cat in a full body latex suit....and it turned out that was exactly what turned her on!!!!

Going For The Pin

 "This has been a long match, ladies and gentlemen, and the spunky young challenger has proved to be every bit as good as she claimed....and it looks like the champ is just about out of steam!!!"

"Well Bill she has an unorthodox style that the champ hasn't seen before and....Wait....Wait!!!! There it is....she's put the champ into a submission hold.....surely he'll submit any moment now!!!!"

"And there it is!!!! We have a new champion!!! Although the bell has rung neither of them seem inclined towards breaking the hold!!!"

 

 

I Already Know

 "Why on earth are you showing it to me Sissy? I already know you're a cuckold.....in fact I made you a cuckold!!!"

"I....was....because you asked me to make a sign....."

"Yes Sissy....I wanted a sign....now turn around and face the window....there's no point in showing it to me!!!"

"Yes Ma'am!!!"

Rebel Rebel

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday afternoon...

From 46 years ago - "Rebel Rebel" 

Favorite lyrics...

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where Are You

Ever since I was nine years old I've watched you on TV.....wearing that short dress....and all I ever wanted was....just once....to see what color panties you were wearing....so it's your own fault that you're here now....all it would have taken was one careless moment and all of this could have been avoided!!!

Now if you'll excuse me....Velma should be arriving in a moment....and I'll have to have the same conversation with her....

 

 

Best Ever

"I'm so glad you came to the tryouts with me Baby....you're the best boyfriend ever....all the other girls agree....they all told me that none of their boyfriends would do this for them...none of those guys would look as pretty as you either...I guess that makes me the luckiest girl here!!!"