Happy Halloween

 Happy Halloween Everyone!!!

 

Feel free to take one...

 

 Or if you'd prefer some candy...

This is my Sexy costume this year....notice that my mouth and nose are covered!!!

So Much In Common

"Can you imagine.....who would believe that we had so much in common?"
"Oh yes....."
"I mean we like the same music....we like the same food....we like the same books....we like the same movies.....it's like we were fated to meet!!!!"
"Oh yes....."
"And we both like to stroke cocks......in fact I'll bet you probably like to suck cocks too....."
"Oh yes....."
"I knew it!!!! Just like me!!!!"

Bikini

"What are you doing?"

Well if you have to know....did you see any pockets in my bikini?"

"No.....no I didn't...."

"Well where do you suppose I keep my car keys?"

 

 

Yes She Did

"Actually my wife did graduate from MIT......why do you ask?"

Fair

Some time ago I traded something that wasn't useful to anyone for these really beautiful shoes!!!!

It was a fair trade but I think I got the better end of the deal!!!!

Eccentric

The squadron all knew that he was a little eccentric, but he was a damned fine pilot and god knows how much morale had picked up since Captain Peter "Pinky" Smythe had arrived!!!!

Truck Drivin' Song

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon....

From 21 years ago - "Truck Drivin' Song" by Weird Al Yankovic

 

Favorite Lyrics...

 

 Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

WSIS Exclusive

 A Special Report from WSIS....a local hiker was assaulted during his morning hike...

 

"Chris it was out here, on this lonely trail, that a local hiker was confronted by two beautiful women who assaulted him in ways that we can only describe as  a deep violation of his body!!!"

"That sounds serious Jen....do the police have any suspects?"

"The police on the scene are reporting that the entire crime scene was compromised as word spread and dozens of men flocked to the area.....all hoping to be the one that finds the assailants!!! Back to you Chris!!!"

 

 

All About Daphne

When Velma got her hands on Daphne's diary she'd expected it to be full of her sex fantasies about Fred!!!

Much to her delight she found that Daphne wrote long entries about having sex with Velma!!! 

And there were a few really twisted entries about Scooby too!!!!

SADD

Oh look at that cock!!! I want to suck that one....

Oh look here's another one!!! I want to suck that one....

But that first one looks so good...

But that second one looks very tasty....

But...this one....no....that one....

 

The tragedy of SADD - Sissy Attention Deficit Disorder....

 

 

Learned at School

"OK....you're going to love this....let me show you what I learned in school..."

"What school was that?"

"Ventriloquist School for Girls of course....I graduated with honors!!!"

 

 

Riverdale

 Betty has spent months studying and perfecting her technique and was confident in her ability to control Archie with hypnosis!!!

Veronica had spent a few minutes locking him in a chastity cage and she was just as confident in her ability to control Archie just by showing him the key and promising to release him if he was a good boy for her!!!

In the end Betty threw away that silly pocket watch and Veronica gave her the other key, now they both had perfect control over Archie!!!!

Attention

I know I should be paying him more attention but if I don't reply to her text in sixty seconds I'll get a spanking....not the fun kind....and anyway....he wasn't complaining!!!

Out Of The Wardrobe

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon... 

From 42 years ago - "Out of the Wardrobe" by the Kinks.

 

Favorite lyrics...

 

 She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe
And he washes up and she helps him wipe
'Cos when he puts on that dress
He looks like a princess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Influence

 "Kaaren....we think you've been a bad influence on our husbands since you moved into our neighborhood!!!!"

"What makes you say that ladies?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Not to me.....I think they all look good enough to eat!!!"

Outside the Double-wide

"Baby....what's all that ruckus outside?"

"Linda-Sue caught Jim-Bob in her underwear again...."

"Damn, that boy  just cant keep out of her drawers, can he?"

"I just wish he wouldn't carry on so....I can barely hear the Nascar on the TV!!!"

You Know You're A Sissy

 You know you're a sissy when the very first thing you notice in this picture is her blue panties....

Heimlich Maneuver

 Sure I had choked a little as he pushed his big cock all the way into my throat....but I stopped as soon as he pulled it out!!!

He must have been worried though because he immediately slipped behind me to give me the Heimlich Maneuver.....

Yeah We All Have fetishes

 Make sure to clear your browser history and shut down all your favorite sites if you don't want your wife to see the sick and twisted porn you've been looking at!!!

Mask

 "Oh no Sweetie, you misplaced your mask? Here put this over your mouth and nose until we find it!!!"

I'm A Boy

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon 

From 52 years ago - "I'm A Boy" by The Who

Favorite lyrics...

 

My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crime Pays

He'd been burgling houses in this area for years and this had never happened to him before!!!!

When he broke in all he knew was that she lived alone.....he had no idea that she was retired Special Forces.....but he found out soon enough!!!!!

Now he was here....breaking into her house again....third time this week!!!

Passing

 He checked himself out in the selfie one more time....

He could pass....he was sure of it....but with the heels on he was 6'9" and he realized that might be a problem!!!

Locktober

 

Well Locktober is here again....so many caged clits learning their place for the first time....

For the rest of the month the cucks will be doing the secret handshake I learned so long ago!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Star Wars - Tell All

 Darth Vader watched quietly from the corner as the machine did it's nefarious work....

Soon she would tell him all he wanted to know.....they always did!!!

If they begged him to stop he turned it up and if they begged him for more he turned it off....either way they would crack!!!

Bernie Gows Shopping

 He wasn't sure what this girl was trying to prove, but as she walked away Bernie only had one thought....

"I have those same panties at home....maybe I'll wear mine the next time I go shopping!!!"

For Her Pleasure

 Well I don't really need condoms anymore but I'm still ribbed for her pleasure!!!

Lola

 

A little Musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon 

From 50 years ago.....God save The Kinks!!!

 

My favorite lyric...

 

Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola

Pretty Strict

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At The Ray Charles School For the Blind

She didn't have to see it to know it was useless and needed to be locked up....but she'd heard him speak....so she knew that his tongue worked just fine....

 

 

You Know What They Say

You know what they all say don't you?

No matter what you do....

No matter how many obstacles you put in its path....

No matter how impossible it seems....

Love will find a way!!!!