The Riddle of Sex

"Look here Darling....in this picture she doesn't have one....I'm pretty sure we're both not supposed to have one!!!!"
"Oh Fred.....who are you going to believe....me or some dusty old book?"
"Of course Dear....I always believe you....it's just that....well...none of my friends seem to have sore throats and aching jaws after a date with their girls...."
"Love hurts sometimes Fred....now why don't you get down on your knees and show me again how much you love me!!!!"

"C" is for....

The moment Cookie Monster realized that there were better things to eat!!!
"C" didn't stand for cookie anymore....

Yeah....We All Have Fetishes

"Alright....now if you'll bend over slightly I'll gently insert this and please make sure not to clench....we can begin!!!"

Happy Independence Day 2019

You can call me a lot of things....and I'm sure there's a lot of people who do call me a lot of things!!!!
I may be a Sissy...
I may be a slut...
I may be an ass worshiper...
I may be a cuckold...
I may be a cocksucker...
I may be  a dedicated pussy eater...
I may be a toe sucking freak...
I may be her Sissy Maid....
I may be all these things and more...
But I'm a proud American sissy, slut, ass worshiper, cuckold, cocksucker, pussy eater, toe sucking freak.....and most of all on the anniversary of the birth of the good old US of A....I'm a patriotic American Sissy!!!!

Bring It

"What do you mean? You asked me to bring it!!!"
"I said Plug....I asked you to bring the Plug....not the Pug!!!!"

Bagful

During our argument she told me to eat a "bag of dicks"....I'm really not sure how this is going to help but I'll give it a try!!!

That Idea

"Hey Honey...."
"Yes Dear...."
"You know I was just thinking....remember when you said you wanted to use that strap-on dildo on me?"
"Yes I do.....and you said you'd never do it....I just thought it might be fun to spice things up...."
"Do you still have it?"
"I think it's in the bedroom closet somewhere....why?"
"Let's you and me dig it out of there and give it a whirl tonight....you interested?"
"Well I'm kind of tired tonight....maybe tomorrow?"
"It's tonight or never Sweetheart!!!"
"My....why the sudden rush?"
"It's only because I love you so much.....how about it?"
"Awww you're so sweet....let me go look for it and you go get ready and we'll see if it's as much fun as I hope it will be for both of us.....and if we like it we can do it a lot more!!!!"
"Sure we can...now why don't you just toddle off and get everything ready and I'll meet you in the bedroom in about fifteen minutes....by the way Honey....what time is it?"
"It's just 11:15 Sweetie...."
"Better make that five minutes then Honey...."