Cat In The Hat

Just look at it said the Cat in the Hat

The orgy was quite a success

But  despite all of that said the talkative Cat

Your house is a terrible mess!!!

Bras on the chandelier 

And sperm on the floor 

And some unknown smear

On the chair by the door!!!

You'll never get done

With all this cleaning to do

So to help I'll send Slut 1

And her partner Slut 2!!!

They'll make it all shiny and new

And then when they're done

That's when you can screw

Slut number 2 and Slut number 1!!!!