What Can You Say?

They looked up as the door to the bedroom swung open unexpectedly and there was a moment of stunned silence....

"Hi Honey....you're home early....you remember Dave from across the street...."

Surprised

Imagine my surprise when I found out that all the while I was stealing her panties, she had been stealing my briefs!!!

Taking Forever

"Damn....she's still going...."

"Yeah....when's it going to be our turn!!!"

"Next time we gang bang a guy we're going to have to set time limits!!!"

Ask For Change

She told me to give him the twenty and ask for five dollars back....

He nodded and handed me the bill...

He smiled and leaned closer and whispered....

"Very cute....I have the exact same panties at home....mine are pink...."

He winked at me and went back to the delivery van...

Behind me my wife was laughing so hard she had tears running down her cheeks!!!

Pre Nup

"Sure Sweetie I'll sign your prenuptial agreement.....after all I have far more money than you do....but I also have something I want you to sign for me...." 

Admit It

 Rodney was finally forced to admit it...as he heard the seam start to rip again....his cheerleader days were behind him.....

Perfect

She found her husband staring at himself in the mirror....again!!!

"Really Honey....I think I'd better see somebody about this swelling...."

"Nonsense Henry....you look perfectly normal to me....honestly....you're letting your imagination get the best of you....now come along....it's time for you to take your special vitamins..."

"Yes Ma'am..."

Deep

He wasn't sure what his dick was hitting but every time he went deep, this happened!!!

Odds and Ends

 Just some stuff I had cluttering my computer...

 

Absolute genius!!!! I'll take it!!!

 

 Where do I leave my delivery address...

Old Dick is OK....might like a little of that Pot-O-Honey too....

Where else would the entrance be...

 

 

How many cocktails till you see the Dancing Sandwiches...

 

 

Makes you think doesn't it....

 

 

I'd do the same thing I think....

 

 

 I didn't realize you could get arrested for that....I better be more careful!!!

 

Money Can't Buy Happiness

They say that money can't buy happiness....but it can buy Joy....

His daughters friend Joy only cost him a couple of hundred bucks an hour, and they were both pretty happy!!!

Grandpa

"Dude!!! Is that your Grandpa doing the dishes?"

"Oh shit.....look....I think he's got Alzheimer's or something....he just can't seem to remember that panties go on over the garters...."

"Looks kind of cute though...."

"I know....right!!!"

Training

As lifeguards we were responsible to assist until the EMT's arrived....

She provided the mouth to mouth resuscitation and I provided the incentive to stay alive!!!

 

 

Blind Date

She was getting more and more excited....all her friends would tell her was that he was a little rough, and he was a redhead.....

She liked rough guys and she loved redheads!!! She couldn't wait to meet him!!!

My Dress

"But I can't go out wearing a dress....what if someone sees me!!!!"

"Sissy....I'm pretty sure that the dress will probably be the last thing anyone notices..."

 

 

The Rest of the Story

"He's going to her room again" Cogsworth whispered to Lumiere...

"Soon she will be dancing again, mon ami..." Lumiere replied with a wink...

Soon her screams echoed down the hallways of the castle....

"Ah" said Lumiere, "I'm so happy....the Master is back to normal!!!"

Sleepy

He kept telling me to watch closely!!!

He kept telling me I was getting sleepy.....sleepy.....sleepy....

I hated to break it to him but it was having just the opposite effect on me!!!

 

Call You Back

"I'll call you back later Sweetheart....something hot just landed in my inbox and it needs my immediate attention!!!"

Careful WhatYou Ask For

"My wife just called and said she'd be delayed....she told me to make you comfortable while you wait.....is there anything special I could do for you?"

"Anything?"

"Anything you'd like...."

"I'd like you to strip down to just your garter belt and stockings....is that OK?"

"Certainly!!!"

It only took a few moments to shed most of my clothing....

"I'd like a cognac...." 

"Certainly Sir..."

Again it only took a few moments....I could feel his eyes on me as I poured the rich liquid into a snifter for him....

"Is there anything else I could do for you Sir?"

"Would you get down on your hands and knees for me?"

"Oh yes....I'd love to get down on my hands and knees for you!!!"

Imagine my surprise!!!

"Thanks....I really needed this....it's been such a long day!!!!"

 

 

Corner Pocket

 2 balls in the corner pocket....

One of These

"Y'know what Sissy....I guess I can kind of understand why men like walking around with one of these in their pants....it makes me feel a little bit more powerful....don't you think Sissy?"

"Well I...."

"Oh no Sissy....it was a rhetorical question....I'm sure you wouldn't know how this feels since yours is too small for anyone to even think it's a man's cock!!!"

 

 

Why So Long

Why does it take us so long in the ladies room?

Simple....because we have to make sure everything is in place before we come back to the table!!!

Realization

It happened slowly but the sissies eventually came to the realization that this wasn't going to be a lingerie sleepover....

Another Mystery Solved

 I didn't really think so...but I really, really hoped so....Jinkys!!!

I'm Sorry

 I missed my morning post and I apologize to all of you....I woke up feeling truly miserable and I literally could not get out of bed....my wife threatened me with holy hell if I even tried!!!

Feeling a bit better now so I'm resuming posting....

Again sorry if I disappointed you.

Kisses

Kaaren

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hump Day

 Just hanging out the wash....there's Sunday and Monday and Tuesday....then woohoo Hump Day....then Thursday....

Travel

Considering the cramped conditions on most airlines it pays to wear something comfortable to travel...

Rules

 My wife has the exact same rule for me!!!!

Biggest

 Isn't that the biggest damn cottontail you've ever seen?

Marriage Counseling

The marriage councilor had a certain idea about how marriages should work....

"Now....he's bound and helpless....it's time for you to fuck him....let him know how he's made you feel helpless over all these years!!!!"

"But I've been fucking him for years...."

"Okay but this time someone is watching...."

"I've fucked him in front of dozens of people.....just last week...."

"Okay....look I just love to watch this....just fuck him for me...."

"That works for me.....what about you Sissy?"

"I'm always ready for you Sweetheart!!!"

 

Before we left we made several more appointments....

 

 

Regrets

Regrets? Yes she had regrets....she turned her husband into a cocksucking sissy and now she rarely got a taste of a man....

Odds and Ends

 Just some stuff cluttering my hard drive I thought should also be cluttering yours...

You can have the Kentucky Derby....I'll be waiting in this winners circle!!!

Currently doing takeout only...

How many have you got....

Better to have too much than too little....

Available for rush jobs!!!!