"So let me see if I understand....you met this woman while you were both day drinking in a bar that was supposed to be closed?"
"Yes Officer...."
"And you drove out here to have sex?"
"Yes Officer...."
"And instead of having sex she locked this...device...on your penis?"
"Yes Officer...."
"And then she drove off with the keys...."
"Yes Officer...."
"And you want to press charges?"
"Damned right I do....she stole my fucking car!!!!
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