"I don't think your mother likes me...."
"What makes you say that?"
"Well it kinda hurt when she tugged on the cage during inspection!!!"
"Don't be silly....she does that with every boy I bring home....she just wants you to be safe..."
"Safe? Safe from what?"
"Safe from me taking your cherry....you boys don't know anything!!!"
My mother in law was shocked when she first found out I was cage but after the initial shock she liked the idea.
ReplyDelete