A Time or Two

Yeah, I've caught a big white spray in my face a time or two!!!

Thank goodness it's usually delicious!!!

 

 

Josephine

 

 

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon...

From 22 years ago - "Josephine" by Terrorvision

 

Favorite lyrics....

  It took a while to click,

But then I got the gist,
The girl by my side,
Was the guy I'd missed,
I took her for a beer,
To talk about old times,
Just to find that beer,
Was now a sweet white wine, 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuckold

 It's the one thing every cuckold longs to see....as you give up all of the rights of your  manhood and allow a real man to have your wife....you wait for it....and as he pushes himself inside her.....deeper than you've ever been....touching her as you've never done....you wait....and then you see it....she gives you the sign!!!!

 

 

kind of Dull

 We usually host a big Thanksgiving for friends and family which the goddamned virus prevented us from doing this year....

Usually we have a few sleepover guests but not this year....

It was just my wife and I and my wife's assistant Stacy....

And even though I wore one of my sissiest outfits it was clear we all missed the debauchery of years past....

Then Stacy put on her new strap-on....

Suddenly it was a party again!!!!

Cousins

"Have my cousins arrived yet Sissy?"

"Yes Honey....they got here a short while ago...."

"Are you OK....as I recall they can be a real pain in the ass!!!"

"Well they've been giving me a hard time but they're not really a pain in my ass....just yet..."

"Alright Sissy....I'll be back in a couple of hours....just don't let them wreck anything...."

"I'll try to find some way to distract them....I'll see you later Honey....Bye bye!!!"

Just Drive

 "But...."

"Just drive Sissy....I promise I'll give you your skirt back when we get there...."

"But I...."

"Or maybe I won't....."

"Where did you want to go Ma'am...."

 

 

Sissy

 "I don't know what to do anymore.....my sissy husband suddenly started thinking he's a chicken!"

"Have you taken him to a doctor?"

"Yes, the doctor said we should send him to the mental hospital...."

"Then why is he still here?"

 "Well....because I love him and would feel horribly guilty if I sent him to one of those places..."

"I understand that....but...."

"And more than that....we need the eggs!!!"

Worst Possible

Just imagine how Larry felt....

Just imagine how Tony felt!!!!

That was the problem with hypnosis.....sometimes it wore off at the worst possible times....

 

 

Laid

 

 

 

 A musical interlude for a Sunday afternoon...

From 27 years ago - "Laid" by James.

 

Favorite lyrics...

 

This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty
Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sassy

"Don't get sassy with me Honey...."

"But I never thought that you'd...."

"That I'd call another man to come over and fuck me? It really never occurred to you???"

"No I thought it would just be us...."

"It wasn't me who started this you know...."

"But I never thought...."

"It wasn't me who asked to wear your underwear, was it....now you're always going to be a Sissy as far as I'm concerned and tonight I need a real man....you can stay and watch if you like...."

"Really.....I'd like that!!!"

Lois and Clark...A Love Story

Together after all these years....Lois gets her wish!!!

Practice

 "Thanksgiving is right around the corner Baby....so lets practice....the turkey goes here and we can't forget the stuffing....the stuffing is my favorite part of Thanksgiving!!!"

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

It was kismet....
He liked to dress up as a white, female, hairless cat in a full body latex suit....and it turned out that was exactly what turned her on!!!!

Going For The Pin

 "This has been a long match, ladies and gentlemen, and the spunky young challenger has proved to be every bit as good as she claimed....and it looks like the champ is just about out of steam!!!"

"Well Bill she has an unorthodox style that the champ hasn't seen before and....Wait....Wait!!!! There it is....she's put the champ into a submission hold.....surely he'll submit any moment now!!!!"

"And there it is!!!! We have a new champion!!! Although the bell has rung neither of them seem inclined towards breaking the hold!!!"

 

 

I Already Know

 "Why on earth are you showing it to me Sissy? I already know you're a cuckold.....in fact I made you a cuckold!!!"

"I....was....because you asked me to make a sign....."

"Yes Sissy....I wanted a sign....now turn around and face the window....there's no point in showing it to me!!!"

"Yes Ma'am!!!"

Rebel Rebel

 

 

A musical interlude for a Sunday afternoon...

From 46 years ago - "Rebel Rebel" 

Favorite lyrics...

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where Are You

Ever since I was nine years old I've watched you on TV.....wearing that short dress....and all I ever wanted was....just once....to see what color panties you were wearing....so it's your own fault that you're here now....all it would have taken was one careless moment and all of this could have been avoided!!!

Now if you'll excuse me....Velma should be arriving in a moment....and I'll have to have the same conversation with her....

 

 

Best Ever

"I'm so glad you came to the tryouts with me Baby....you're the best boyfriend ever....all the other girls agree....they all told me that none of their boyfriends would do this for them...none of those guys would look as pretty as you either...I guess that makes me the luckiest girl here!!!"

Can't Look Away

 At a glance you're captured....you try and try but you can't look away....it draws you into a hypnotic state...it's all you can see....you feel it affecting your mind....altering your thoughts...giving you a new way of seeing the world....drawing you deeper and deeper...and slowly your will is overcome and you fall to your knees....it's all you can think of....all you desire....all you'll ever want to wear....

Oh....and the dress is nice too!!!

Career

It was odd for a boy to pursue a career as a sissy maid but I felt that I had the looks for it and I'd even bought my first uniform....
I had the look down pat....but judging from my room I was still kind of vague on the duties...

Trying To Explain

"So let me see if I understand....you met this woman while you were both day drinking in a bar that was supposed to be closed?"

"Yes Officer...."

"And you drove out here to have sex?"

"Yes Officer...."

"And instead of having sex she locked this...device...on your penis?"

"Yes Officer...."

"And then she drove off with the keys...."

"Yes Officer...."

"And you want to press charges?"

"Damned right I do....she stole my fucking car!!!!

 

 

 

It's A Hard Life

It's a hard life out here on the farm...

Up before dawn....chores to be done....feed the chickens....slop the hogs.....and then heading over to the milking parlor where the livestock raises a ruckus if it doesn't get attention!!!

 

 

Walk On The Wild Side

 

 

 

From 48 years ago - "Walk on the Wild Side" bu Lou Reed

Favorite lyrics...

Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom, she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was givin' head
She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lifelong fantasy

 I finally get to live out my lifelong fantasy of being a cheerleader but coach had some special conditions as you can see!!!!

I still enjoy it...but this wasn't the way it went in my fantasy at all...

 

 

There's Something You Should Know

Just look at this....like her I hate to hang my head upside down to take a cock all the way into my throat....I start to feel dizzy....maybe a touch of vertigo...

But what can you tell by looking at this other than the fact that she's amazingly flexible?

It's pretty obvious when you look close....see it yet?

No?

Look close at him and you can see that he's obviously got a lot of money....how else could you explain it?

Times Have Changed

 When I sent her a request for a sexy pic of her cheeks I got this one about an hour later....

I didn't have the heart to tell her I actually wanted a pic of her without the mask...so I just said thank you!!!

A Note About Your Comments

 Due to the actions of spamming assholes I have had to turn on comment moderation for the time being....don't let it put you off....I check your comments daily....sometimes more often than that!!!

Batman

"But what about Batman?"

"What about him?"

"He's sitting right there watching us?"

"Oh don't worry about that he's purr-fectly fine.....I've had his little cock locked up in a bat-cage for months!!!"

"Then isn't this torture for him!!!"

"Why yes it is Batgirl....remember I am a supervillain!!!"

Market

"Did you go to the market today Sissy?"
"Yes Sweetheart....and they finally had one of my favorites back in stock!!!!"
"Oh that sounds nice....."
"I hope you enjoy it.....we're both going to have it tonight!!!!"
"Both of us? Are you sure there's enough?"
"Oh yes Ma'am....there's plenty !"

Mother

"I don't think your mother likes me...."

"What makes you say that?"

"Well it kinda hurt when she tugged on the cage during inspection!!!"

"Don't be silly....she does that with every boy I bring home....she just wants you to be safe..."

"Safe? Safe from what?"

"Safe from me taking your cherry....you boys don't know anything!!!"

Sweet Transvestite

 

 

 A musical interlude for a Sunday Afternoon...

 From 45 years ago - "Sweet Transvestite" by Tim Curry

Favorite lyrics...

 

Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

 

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha