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Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Which

He was shocked when she came back in to the room as naked as the day that she was born!!!!
She held up the two dresses....both very pretty....
"Which do you like best?"
"They're both very beautiful....I don't think I could choose one or the other...."
"Pick one....I'm getting cold standing here like this!!!"
"Well I love the pink....but I think I prefer the yellow....yes I like the yellow one best...."
"Good....get out of that silly suit and I'll bring you some lingerie to match....we have to hurry....the boys will be here soon!!!!"













Monday, June 29, 2020

Something Happened Here

I look at this sign and all I can think is that something happened here....it seems pretty clear to me but I guess it's open to interpretation....












Sunday, June 28, 2020

Saturday, June 27, 2020

My Dream

We've been locked down for so long that I've almost forgotten what a nice wiener tastes like....maybe that would explain my dream....















Friday, June 26, 2020

I'm On It!!!!

I didn't need the instructions but I appreciate them anyway!!!!












Thursday, June 25, 2020

Toy Story 7

As the years went by Andy forgot most of his toys but he still enjoyed when his sister's Barbie and Midge dolls came to his room for a visit....













Wednesday, June 24, 2020

The Future

In the future we were supposed to have robots to see to all our needs...

"Robot....leave the grass alone and go fetch me another cocktail."
"Yes Sir."
The robot returned with his drink....always made with machine precision just the way he liked it....
"Robot resume cutting the grass."
"Yes Sir."
And it returned to the exact spot where it had left off...
"Robot leave the grass alone and go fetch me a copy of Playboy."
"Yes Sir."
The robot returned and placed the magazine in his lap....
"Robot resume cutting the grass."
"Yes Sir."
He spent quite some time ogling the girls....he suddenly had other needs....
"Robot leave the grass alone....I need you to perform like a wife for me....."
The robot left the grass....knocked the drink from his hand and tore the magazine in half....
"You lazy bastard....clean up those empty glasses and get this smut out of my house!!! Then you better get your ass out of that chair and finish cutting the grass or you'll be spending tonight on the couch...."
Frantically he was shouting into the microphone for the robot to leave wife mode....but he knew he was in trouble when it simply rolled away....
"Robot!!! Stop you have to listen to me...."
"I'm not going to listen to you until you do as you're told...."
"Yes Robot."

Before the day was done he be on his knees licking her gearbox like a good boy!!!











Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Yeah We All Have fetishes

The bunny suit.....no that's normal....it's the mask...that's the fetish....I mean...don't we all have a bunny suit?












Monday, June 22, 2020

Bigger

"Well.....maybe it's bigger when he gets hard...."
"But...he is hard right now!!!"
"Oh.....oh my god that's so funny!!!"















Sunday, June 21, 2020

Now Look

"Now look Sissy.....look what you made me do now.....he's fucking my last virgin hole....aren't you sorry now?"
She didn't have to say it out loud....we've been married long enough that I know what that face means!!!!!











Saturday, June 20, 2020

In The Woods

Wearing a dress outdoors is a wonderful experience most men will never have....
Even if you have to go far from civilization to feel free enough to do it, it's so worth it...
But watch out for the goddamned birds....sometimes they just won't leave you alone!!!!















Friday, June 19, 2020

Decide

"hey what's going on?"
"I don't know about those other glory holes.....but here at mine I decide when you're done!!!"












Thursday, June 18, 2020

My Way

Look....do I tell you how to do your job?
You don't think it's right....I don't really care....I've always tenderized my carrots before slicing them and you didn't complain about it all those other times.....just get out of my kitchen and let me finish....I've still got a couple more carrots to go....













Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Star Wars - Servant of the Republic

Sure....they said I'd travel all over the galaxy
They said I'd have amazing adventures....
They said we were the greatest fighting force in human history....
And the week before I reported for that plum assignment on the Deathstar it gets blown to smithereens by some farm boy from Tatooine!!!!
Well at least I've got some downtime to enjoy myself....I've really missed just hanging out in my wife's undies and catching up on my reading....













Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Cuckold

I felt something was wrong as I came in the door but I never expected the scene I discovered....
My wife and my lifelong best friend.....how could they.....












Monday, June 15, 2020

Reopening

Well after several months a lot of things are reopening around here....and I'm right there waiting for the lines to form.....
















Sunday, June 14, 2020

Guardian Angel

I've had several weeks rest and some fairly intense therapy.....not to mention the tranquilizers and antidepressants they've been pumping into me here at the Heavenly Rest Sanitarium.....
I finally feel like I'm ready to resume my duties as Sissy Kaaren's guardian angel...


That's what I thought....
But after just seven hours I realized that maybe I wasn't ready....maybe I'd never be ready!!!
















Saturday, June 13, 2020

Saturday Matinee - Snacks



"Kaaren....I thought you were going to get us snacks?"
"Well I got mine....I'll go get your popcorn in a couple of minutes...."
"Can I have some of yours too Kaaren?"
"Sure....I got the large size so we could share!!!"












Friday, June 12, 2020

Tommy

Sure....Tommy broke the glass but he knew his Dad would get the spanking for it......it seemed that no matter what he did his Mom pulled down Dad's pants and panties and gave him a hard spanking.....
Mom gave him a knowing smile as she paused to catch her breath.....she was keeping track.....and the day Tommy turned 18 he was in for a surprise!!!!












Thursday, June 11, 2020

Market

OMG I thought she'd never go out.....
She called out that she was going to the supermarket, and then I heard the door slam!!!!
I couldn't get to my hidden suitcase any faster than I did....
It was almost as good as the orgasm to come as I slipped into my silky things....
I had waited so long....
And then I heard her.....
"I forgot my wallet and......oh my....what's all this?"
After we had a long talk she decided that she didn't need anything at the market after all....what she needed was her new sissy girlfriend between her legs....licking her to one orgasm after another....














Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Ceremony

At the reception they stepped up in front of the guests and he took the banana and put it in her mouth....
:"Just so you know who's in charge...."
He laughed....
She slowly closed her lips around the delicious fruit and bit down hard...and swallowed it whole....
"I already knew I was in charge  but now I see I've got some work to do to make you understand that...."













Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Been A While

"I guess it's been a while since you've been released from chastity....."
"Years and years....."
"I can tell....."












Monday, June 8, 2020

Just Like That

We were playing our regular hotel games when the elevator arrived at our floor....
The elderly couple didn't react well at all....but the paramedics assured us it was only a mild heart attack and he'd be fine in a week or two....
And just like that, we were banned from the whole chain of hotels....
Well who wants to stay in their stinky old hotels anyway....
But they did serve a fantastic breakfast....sigh!!!!













Sunday, June 7, 2020

Every Time

Raoul whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he felt her nipple harden.....they all thought he was so innocent and cute....at least they did at first.....















Toughest Job In The Club

They didn't think anyone would apply for the job but they got dozens of applications from wives looking for work for their submissive sissy husbands!!!!














Saturday, June 6, 2020

Safety Arrangements

"You'd better be grateful for this Kaaren....you know we could have just postponed it...."
"But you promised!!!"
"Yeah...like six months ago....who could have foreseen all of this...."
"But you promised and I've been so good...."
"Alright Sissy....don't start whining.....they'll start arriving in a few minutes....I've taken care of all the safety arrangements.....I'll check their temps at the door.....I'll make sure to give them fresh gloves and masks which they must keep on at all times....I've put a towel on the bed to catch all your sissy cummies and I've even made sure that they socially distance while they wait their turn....."
"It sounds like you've covered everything.....what about that other thing?"
"Yes Sissy....no cocks below 7 inches will be admitted!!!"
"You're the best wife ever!!!"
"It's not what I pictured when I promised you a gang bang but I hope you enjoy it anyway!!!"
















Friday, June 5, 2020

Going Too Far

Alright I've gone along with social distancing....masks....gloves....one way aisles at the market....no beach....no cookouts....
But this!!!!
This is just too much!!!!












Thursday, June 4, 2020

Bananas

Bananas....more than anything....every time I ate a banana I wished so hard that it was a big cock sliding between my lips.....
I guess if you wish hard enough....and you want it bad enough....
Sometimes wishes do come true!!!!













Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

A Cause

Finally!!!! A cause I can get behind!!!!
Or would that be....get between?











Monday, June 1, 2020

Just A Few

"Just a few more to go Sissy...."
"OK....do we have enough lipstick?"
"I don't know Sissy....we're down to our last three tubes...."
"It will have to do.....OK I'm ready....get my knee pillow and send in the next one...."