Pencil

"Pencil yourself in at number three Sissy.....I'll definitely need a cleanup by then!!!!"

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

So what if I like to wear skirts....and he likes to dress up as a brightly colored parrot?
The only problem is that the amount I'm spending on crackers is out of this world!!!

Snorkel

"I don't think this snorkel is working...I'm not getting any air!!!"
"There's probably some liquid in the tube....get back down there and suck really hard to clear the blockage and you should be alright!!!"
"You may be right....I could swear a couple of small drops landed on my tongue....."

The Gym

Maybe I should go to the gym with her.....she seems to be getting great results!!!

Not What I Meant

"Dammit Sissy, when I said to set a place at the table for him this was not what I meant!!!!"

Cuckold

When I came in I heard her in the bedroom....her moans were echoing through the whole house...
I quietly made my way upstairs and crept to the bedroom door....
It was suddenly all so clear to me!!!
My wife was having an affair right under my nose.....and with my best friend!!!!
Now I understood that enigmatic smile Teddy had on his face all the time!!!

Saturday Matinee

 "Don't you want to see the movie Sissy...."
"I don't need to see it....I wrote it!!!!"
"But it's really good you should watch it...."
"Just be quiet....you enjoy the Matinee your way and I'll enjoy it my way!!!!"

Reading The Signs

Well that's pretty clear.....alright....the line starts behind me!!!!

As If

She knows best but it's not as if I ever thought about taking it off!!!!

Failed Sissy Economics

"How much for a blowjob??? I don't know.....I've never had to pay a guy before....I think I might have about fifteen dollars....will that be enough?"

Not Doing It Right

If you ever play Twister and you don't end up with your face between her legs.....you're not doing it right!!!!

Monday ManCandy

How cold is it.....it's this damn cold....
ManCandy!!!! Best served warm....but cold is OK too!!!!

Wedding Present

When we opened it we laughed....
Now I'm wearing a maid uniform and and serving all her friends....
Perhaps you'd like me to send your wife a copy?

At Last

At last it's been discovered.....the elusive sissy g-spot!!!!

Sissy Heaven

Okay.....I'm going to be busy today....check back with me tomorrow....I've got some dresses to try on!!!!!!

Successful

What was their secret?
The Iron Body Gym was overflowing with customers....sometimes there was a line to get in!!!!!
They had all the same equipment the other local gyms had but they were all going out of business as their customers flocked to the Iron Body!!!!
Truth be told!!!!! Their success wasn't just based on the gym itself....it had a lot more to do with the Sissy Sauna next door and the connection that was going to make them all rich!!!!!

TV Guide - The Munsters - The Lost Episodes

It was Lilly's night out and Herman could finally enjoy a few hours letting his hair down....how could they not know that his brain was female....

Doing It Wrong

When your wife tells you to go ahead and give him head and this is what you do.....you're just doing it wrong....

Angel

"Please....please stop Kaaren......I was sent here to offer you guidance...."
"Mmmmm you taste heavenly.....go ahead and guide me!!!!!"
"More just like that.....a little to the right.....oh my god.....right there Kaaren!!!!"
This is my kind of spiritual guidance!!!!

Come In

"Please.....Sweetheart please let me in....I'll do whatever you want if you'll just open the door!!!!"
Imagine my surprise when the door swung open and a complete stranger stood there!!!!
He looked me up and down and grinned....
Well, come in....I've opened the door!!!!"
"I'm sorry Sir....I think I'm at the wrong room...."
"Oh no Sissy....you've come to the exactly right room.....step inside and we'll discuss all the things I want to do......"

Saturday Matinee

"You know I wrote this Matinee!!!!"
""Really....that's interesting...."
"Yeah I was sitting in front of my laptop and suddenly I was inspired and I...."
"Yeah could you stroke it a little faster...."
"Like this?"
"Oh yeah.....that's the way....."
"Shall I continue?"
"Stroking oh yeah Kaaren....I'm getting close...."
"I meant the story....."
"Oh yeah that too....sure....do you have any lotion?"

Stuck Like That

It seems he hit some kind of special spot and I've been stuck like this for weeks....
So I figure if I can get him to hit that spot again my vision problem will clear right up....
It's been three weeks but he seems willing to keep trying....

VPL

Visible Panty Line......some women say it's not a big deal.....well maybe not....but all I can say is I followed her for six blocks......four blocks past where I was going in the first place!!!!!

The Old Neighborhood

We went back to the old neighborhood just to see how things have changed....and oh my it was amazing.....everything was shiny and new....the old shops and restaurants had given way to hip and trendy upscale spots.....where the price of one meal could have fed our whole families for a week!!!!
But some things didn't change.....Marky the punk was still sitting out on his parents front stoop.....well I mean that his sitting out there hadn't changed.....but Marky? Well he wasn't wearing his ripped jeans and leather jacket anymore!!!!!

Tight

It was the tight top that first caught his eye....it looked like those beautiful boobs were just trying to burst out.....they were drawing attention all over the room but he was the first to make his move....
Did he mind that she was married? Not at all....and even less so when he found out her husband was a sissy.....a goddamned panty wearing, cocksucking, sissy cuckold!
He didn't mind that her sissy husband watched as he reached for the buttons that had barely held those glorious tits in place!!!!
As her top slipped from her shoulders she caught it in her hand.....she handed it to her sissy husband....
"Thanks Sissy.....it was a little tight but it did the job....."
"You're welcome.....you can borrow my clothes anytime you like...."

That Scent

"What is that scent you're wearing? It's got something about it that I just can't tell what it is....."
"It's a new cologne....supposed to drive women crazy.....it's loaded with female pheromones from wild animals....."
"Female pheromones....why female? I would think male...."
"I don't know they did some kind of scientific study that showed a far higher reaction to female pheromones....."
"And what wild animals did they use...."
"Well mostly Buffalo I think again it was some kind of science...."
"So right now you're walking around smelling like a female Buffalo in heat?"
"I guess so....why?"
"I have to go now....I have a feeling it's going to get pretty ugly around here really soon!!!!"

Excuse Me

"Excuse me, where do you keep your sluts please?"
"Well we have a couple of types of sluts....which would you prefer?"
"Whats the difference?"
"Well, we have the common sluts in aisle two.....they'll suck your cock and fuck you but they'll expect you to thank them....."

"I see.....and what else do you have?"
"Well, in aisle seven we have the more exotic sissy sluts....they're pretty enthusiastic....they'll suck your cock and fuck you but it's a little hard to get them to stop....and they'll thank you!!!"
"Hmmm....and which way is it to aisle seven?"
"Down that way and turn left.....the queue starts at aisle four....."

Resolutions

So you made a resolution to get into better shape this year....
Joined a gym and when you arrived you realized you didn't even know how some of those machines worked!!!!
You just didn't know where to start....
A kind employee referred you to the bulletin board where there were many ads for personal trainers....and you picked one at random....it was a woman and you figured a woman would go a little easier on you.....
Your appointment was for 4pm and you got stuck in traffic and didn't get there until 4:10....
She pulled the door open and screamed at you....
"You're late Bitch....get in here and get those clothes off....I can already see that you're going to need a lot of discipline!!!!"
And the lesson is.....always ask what type of personal training they specialize in....just because he got really lucky doesn't mean you will too!!!!

You Just Knew

C'mon....you just knew it would be Betty.....Veronica never stood a chance!!!!

Caught

"Alright Mister.....I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead....so why don't you just put all them panties back on that clothesline....except the red ones...."
"I don't want any trouble....see I'm putting them all back....what about the red ones?"
"They're real sexy, ain't they? They're the ones I bought when I went to the city that time....I want you to put them on and dance sexy for me...."
"I can't do that!!!!"
"Oh I think you can.....or I could always call my Daddy and my Brothers and tell them I caught a big city pervert snatching my panties....."
"Dance for how long did you say?"
"I ain't decided yet......get on with it sissy boy!!!!"

The Dark One

I think I like the dark one the best....what about you?