Resolutions

So you made a resolution to get into better shape this year....
Joined a gym and when you arrived you realized you didn't even know how some of those machines worked!!!!
You just didn't know where to start....
A kind employee referred you to the bulletin board where there were many ads for personal trainers....and you picked one at random....it was a woman and you figured a woman would go a little easier on you.....
Your appointment was for 4pm and you got stuck in traffic and didn't get there until 4:10....
She pulled the door open and screamed at you....
"You're late Bitch....get in here and get those clothes off....I can already see that you're going to need a lot of discipline!!!!"
And the lesson is.....always ask what type of personal training they specialize in....just because he got really lucky doesn't mean you will too!!!!