That Scent

"What is that scent you're wearing? It's got something about it that I just can't tell what it is....."
"It's a new cologne....supposed to drive women crazy.....it's loaded with female pheromones from wild animals....."
"Female pheromones....why female? I would think male...."
"I don't know they did some kind of scientific study that showed a far higher reaction to female pheromones....."
"And what wild animals did they use...."
"Well mostly Buffalo I think again it was some kind of science...."
"So right now you're walking around smelling like a female Buffalo in heat?"
"I guess so....why?"
"I have to go now....I have a feeling it's going to get pretty ugly around here really soon!!!!"