I Always Wondered

I always wondered what it meant until that day when I learned, once and for all, what they meant when they said I was cockeyed!!!!

Yeah, We All Have Fetishes

Yeah we all have fetishes and usually nobody cares.....but all the mooing coming from the club was keeping everyone awake!!!!!

Monday ManCandy

You can have one in the morning and just keep having more all day!!!!
And you can enjoy them in all colors too!!!!
ManCandy!!! Bet you can't eat just one!!!!

Sunday Message

I don't know about the spitting part but I think, based on this, I may be the most forgiving person you'll ever meet!!!

Is That You Kaaren

"Hey!!! You can't do that here!!!! Who do you think....Is that you Kaaren?"
"Yes Mr. Thomason....we'll be done in a couple of minutes...."
"That's alright Sissy....take your time....I thought it was some of those damned kids!!!"
"No it's me!!!"
"Alright, I'll see you later....say hello to your wife for me!!!!"
"I will!!!"

What Could Go Wrong

After my last spider experience I wonder if this is a good idea!!!

Cute

When he did it everyone thought it was just so cute!!!!
When I did it I was escorted out by security and told not to come back!!!!