Tight

It was the tight top that first caught his eye....it looked like those beautiful boobs were just trying to burst out.....they were drawing attention all over the room but he was the first to make his move....
Did he mind that she was married? Not at all....and even less so when he found out her husband was a sissy.....a goddamned panty wearing, cocksucking, sissy cuckold!
He didn't mind that her sissy husband watched as he reached for the buttons that had barely held those glorious tits in place!!!!
As her top slipped from her shoulders she caught it in her hand.....she handed it to her sissy husband....
"Thanks Sissy.....it was a little tight but it did the job....."
"You're welcome.....you can borrow my clothes anytime you like...."

That Scent

"What is that scent you're wearing? It's got something about it that I just can't tell what it is....."
"It's a new cologne....supposed to drive women crazy.....it's loaded with female pheromones from wild animals....."
"Female pheromones....why female? I would think male...."
"I don't know they did some kind of scientific study that showed a far higher reaction to female pheromones....."
"And what wild animals did they use...."
"Well mostly Buffalo I think again it was some kind of science...."
"So right now you're walking around smelling like a female Buffalo in heat?"
"I guess so....why?"
"I have to go now....I have a feeling it's going to get pretty ugly around here really soon!!!!"

Excuse Me

"Excuse me, where do you keep your sluts please?"
"Well we have a couple of types of sluts....which would you prefer?"
"Whats the difference?"
"Well, we have the common sluts in aisle two.....they'll suck your cock and fuck you but they'll expect you to thank them....."

"I see.....and what else do you have?"
"Well, in aisle seven we have the more exotic sissy sluts....they're pretty enthusiastic....they'll suck your cock and fuck you but it's a little hard to get them to stop....and they'll thank you!!!"
"Hmmm....and which way is it to aisle seven?"
"Down that way and turn left.....the queue starts at aisle four....."

Resolutions

So you made a resolution to get into better shape this year....
Joined a gym and when you arrived you realized you didn't even know how some of those machines worked!!!!
You just didn't know where to start....
A kind employee referred you to the bulletin board where there were many ads for personal trainers....and you picked one at random....it was a woman and you figured a woman would go a little easier on you.....
Your appointment was for 4pm and you got stuck in traffic and didn't get there until 4:10....
She pulled the door open and screamed at you....
"You're late Bitch....get in here and get those clothes off....I can already see that you're going to need a lot of discipline!!!!"
And the lesson is.....always ask what type of personal training they specialize in....just because he got really lucky doesn't mean you will too!!!!

You Just Knew

C'mon....you just knew it would be Betty.....Veronica never stood a chance!!!!

Caught

"Alright Mister.....I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead....so why don't you just put all them panties back on that clothesline....except the red ones...."
"I don't want any trouble....see I'm putting them all back....what about the red ones?"
"They're real sexy, ain't they? They're the ones I bought when I went to the city that time....I want you to put them on and dance sexy for me...."
"I can't do that!!!!"
"Oh I think you can.....or I could always call my Daddy and my Brothers and tell them I caught a big city pervert snatching my panties....."
"Dance for how long did you say?"
"I ain't decided yet......get on with it sissy boy!!!!"

The Dark One

I think I like the dark one the best....what about you?