Pirates

In the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film from Disney they have announced that there have been a few changes...
Captain Jack Sparrow now identifies as a schoolgirl and wishes to be called Rebecca!!!
The latest film is said to be titled: "Pirates of the Caribbean - Vagina in the Distance."

More

Somehow I had expected more.....

Monday ManCandy

Yes I ordered the waffle....I don't need the syrups thanks...I brought my own sauce....it'll just take a couple of minutes for it to be ready....

Walked Away

After all the screaming finally stopped, replaced by the occasional low moans and whimpers the two sissies walked away....
"Do you feel like going home Sally?"
"Not really.....I know another great bar just around the corner!!!"
"Sounds good....these guys are no fun anymore...but it was a pretty good Happy Hour!!!"
"More like a happy forty-five minutes!!!"
The two sissies giggled like schoolgirls, linked arms and walked into the night!!!!

A New Wrinkle

Well...this certainly added a new wrinkle to the hot dog eating contest!!!!!

For Heavens Sake

"For Heaven's sake Bobby not again!!! I've already told you I'm not paying for a whole new wardrobe!!!"
"I'm telling Mom!!!!"
"You should probably take her dress off first!!!!"

TV Guide - Star Trek - The Lost Episode

After that transporter "mishap" Captain Kirk looked at Dr. Leonard McCoy in a whole different way....
He wondered if he should still call him "Bones' when so many other things popped into his head every time McCoy came to the Bridge!!!!!!