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Saturday, February 26, 2022

Another Update

When your loved one is in the hospital there is nothing more terrifying than a late night phone call from your doctor. I saw her name on the incoming call and I felt my heart stop!
I was shaking and already crying when I answered.
But the voice on the other end wasn't my doctor, it was my sweet husband!
He sounded better. He called to tell me that they were going to release him on Saturday and I just fell apart.
The tension and worry and fear all came pouring out of me all at once,
My friend Stacy rushed in to see what was wrong and immediately feared the worst.
"Is it Kaaren?"
Al I could do was nod .
I held out the phone to her and she reluctantly took it.
The look on her face when she heard "Kaaren's" voice was something I'll  never forget.
I finally got myself under control. I realized that i was upsetting my Sweetheart and I didn't want him to worry about me.
We spoke for a while and he told me that he really felt better and was glad to be coming home.
Then he gave the phone to the doctor who told me that he had really responded well to the antibiotics, his lungs were clear, and he would be much better off at home.
I've just come back from tucking him in. In his own bed. In his pretty nightgown.
He's doing so much better but he's clearly been through an ordeal.
But I think that the worst is behind him now. Behind us now.
Thank you all for your good wishes.

Mrs. K


 

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

An Update on Kaaren's Condition

 

"Kaaren" came home on Monday but it was clear to me that she was still ill.
He was experiencing difficulty in breathing.
He was so happy to be home that he kept trying to convince me that he was fine, when he clearly wasn't.
On Tuesday morning I called an ambulance once again and he was taken to the Emergency Room. He was experiencing extreme difficulty in breathing.
He was re-admitted to the hospital and I was informed that his condition is serious but not critical, a small comfort to say the least.
Once again he's receiving antibiotics and there has been some discussion of putting him on a ventilator again.
Our physician, an old friend of mine, has told me that she is closely monitoring his case and that gives me a bit of relief.
As of today "Kaaren" remains in the hospital with no definite release date being mentioned.
As per his request I'll keep you informed of any changes.

Mrs. K








Sunday, February 20, 2022

A Note About Kaaren

 

Some of you may have noticed a sudden end to "Kaaren's" posts last Tuesday.
The truth of the matter is that by Tuesday afternoon my husband had become quite ill and was taken via ambulance to our local hospital on orders of our family physician.
His diagnosis was pneumonia.
"Kaaren" was admitted and placed on broad spectrum antibiotics intravenously, and oxygen.
On Wednesday they placed him on a ventilator to help him breathe.
Thursday he was responding well enough to the drugs that they felt it would be alright to take him back off the ventilator.
His lungs were clearing and he continued to improve on  Friday although still not enough to allow me to bring him home.
They've held him this weekend and continued the antibiotics and I've just gotten off the phone with my Doctor who, to my joy, told me I can check him out and bring him home on Monday!
He will still need some care at home and I must be vigilant for any reoccurring symptoms, but my Sweetheart will be home with me and that's all that counts!
I don't know when he might start posting to his blogs again, probably sooner rather than later.
I got off the phone with him not long ago and he asked me to post this update.
So there you have it.
 
Mrs.K 



Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Get A Job

"C'mon Linda...you told me that I had to get a job or you were gonna throw me out!!!"
"But not like this Gary....I don't want you doing lapdances for anyone but me..."
"Alright Baby....but I've got a high roller waiting and he's paying me $500 for five minutes....after that....only for you!!!"
"Whoa!!!! $500 for five minutes!!!! Maybe I've been too selfish....after all you look so pretty...."

















Monday, February 14, 2022

Happy Valentines Day

 I hope you all have someone to share your heart with....











Extra Credit

Angie was finally ready to demonstrate her "extra credit" project to her science teacher Mr. Singer....
Looking down at the device attached to him....Mr. Singer suddenly decided this might not be a good idea!!!!















Sunday, February 13, 2022

Groceries

A good produce manage will be more than happy to demonstrate the freshness of the vegetables they're selling!!!
A great produce manager  will put her own stamp of approval on the vegetables they're selling!!!
A fantastic produce manager will show you just how much she loves the vegetables they're selling!!!!


















Saturday, February 12, 2022

Didn't Have The Heart

He really didn't have the heart to tell her that he wasn't named Mark....or that he'd come here to rob her....she'd probably be a lot more cooperative in a little while....and besides he was having a petty good time himself!!!










Friday, February 11, 2022

Odds and Ends - Show Me A Sign

They're all around us...all the time....you just have to stop and look....


But how much for a large slut? 
 
 

Sounds like a great night out....
 
 
 
False advertising!!!! Come see me and I'll give you the best handjob in town!!!
 
 

 Not about sex but some things are more importanter....



The best gift....no matter the season....



Do you have anything that removes the sweet, sweet tingles?
 
My goodness ....I have a lot of these!!!!
I'll have to break this up into multiple parts....
I have to sign off for now....my bus is here!!!


















Thursday, February 10, 2022

No Escape

I had no where left to run....the vampires had driven me into a dead end...no pun intended...
They were each stronger than me and together they were literally unstoppable!!!
Relentlessly they came at me.....and I had no weapons....I'd spilled the holy water and dropped the crucifix as I ran from them....and now they were almost upon me!!!
If only I had some way of repelling them...anything capable of driving them off....to make them turn their sights on another to fulfill their desires....
Wait!!!!
In a flash I knew what to do!!!
I quickly dropped my pants to the floor...revealing my shortcomings to their hungry eyes....
And....as had happened so many times before....they suddenly lost all interest in me and decided to go wash their hair instead!!!
And just like that I was saved.....proving my many, many ex-girlfriends wrong....it wasn't useless after all!!!



Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Class

I'm not complaining....in fact it's quite the opposite....I'm enjoying this very much...
But this is still the craziest yoga class I've ever tried!!!

















Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Monday, February 7, 2022

New

 New for the 2020's....
Safe sex in the pandemic age!!!
















Sunday, February 6, 2022

Confession

"Sisters....I have a confession to make....I'm not really a priest...."
"That's alright...we're not really nuns...."
"In fact....I'm not really catholic...."
"OK....well....we're not really women!!!"
"It's funny....at the moment that doesn't bother me...."
"Doesn't bother us either!!!!"

















Saturday, February 5, 2022

Saturday Matinee

When I got back to my seat with the popcorn I found that my date had been claimed by a real alpha male....I sat down in another row and ate all the popcorn myself....










Friday, February 4, 2022

Survivor

"Oh....thank god....I thought I was the only survivor....did you save any food?"
"Ummm....yes...and no...."

















Thursday, February 3, 2022

The Interview

He wasn't sure if they would consider hiring such an obvious sissy....until he took a seat to wait his turn....then he realized that this was definitely the place for him!!!










Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Sissy's First Time

She spent all afternoon transforming me from a mousy little man to a pretty young girl...and she told me what to do when he got here....
Somehow I still got it wrong....
She should have been more specific when she told me to put it in my mouth!!!!















Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Diet

 After being locked down for so long I might have added a couple of pounds....so I've been eating light lately....
Today I'm just having the fruit salad....tasty and satisfying!!!