The Great Pumpkin

Every Halloween the Great Pumpkin rises....and if you're there he has a sweet gift for you....but you have to work for it!!!

Happy Halloween!!!!

Tricks or Treats

Some treats from my hard drive to your hard drive....

Now that's getting into the Halloween spirit....

I always assumed they just kind of clenched real tight....

I bet Washington Irving never thought of this...

Candy corn...it's not just for kids anymore....

 

 "I never said anything about Trick or Treating...I just said to put it on!!!"

 

 

Well isn't that what Trick or treat means?

Happy Halloween!!!!

Paradise

I caught my breath....and I heard a voice in my head tell me....beseech me....order me....

"Go into the light Sissy....go into the light and you'll find paradise awaits you!!!"

Dat Ass

Sure he knew it was a sissy....but damn.....look at dat ass....he would definitely hit that!!!!

 

Some Like Butter

Some like it with butter...

Some like it with salt...

Some like it with Cayenne pepper...

Some like it with Cajun spices...

Some like it plain...

I prefer mine with natural flavoring!!!

Too Late Now

Yep....sometimes you forget important things when you're traveling!!!

And yes this has happened to me....I was wearing male clothes...on the outside...so when I had to show them what was setting off the metal detector I also got to show them my pretty, pink bikini panties....the ones with all the lace....

Close Encounter

 "Look....don't get me wrong....the sex was amazing....I mean....the things you could do with that tongue....wow!!!"

"Sssss"

"Yes.....that's part of the problem....you're a Deathsnake from the Orion Nebula and I'm looking for someone a little more down to earth...."

"Sssss"

"Well....I guess one more time would be alright.....I mean you've certainly got a long ride home!!!"

"Sssssssss"

Tonight's the Night

"Oh....I can't wait...tonight's the night we go all the way!!!"

"You're going to do it with him....wow that's a big step....are you ready?"

"Sure am!!! I gave him a pair of my panties to wear and a jar of lube....I can't wait to bend him over my bed!!!"

"That's not what I thought you meant....but....can I come over and watch?"

"Only if you can bring your own folding chair....with all the other girls coming over it might get a little crowded....."

Princess in Peril

"Oh my god....what's going on here?

"My evil stepmother tied me up like this and left me here for anyone to abuse!!!"

"At least she left your panties on to protect your modesty!!!"

"That's not why she left them on!!!"

"Then why?"

"Ants!!!"

"Oh my god...I hadn't thought....at least she kept the ants out....."

"Wrong again....it was to keep the ants in!!!!!!"

Finally

This is what it looks like when she's actually satisfied with your little clit for the first time!!!

A Hand

"Give me a hand with this door Honey....something seems to be blocking it....your Daddy's going to be so surprised to see you....if I can ever get this door open!!!"

He wasn't sure how long he could hold the door shut but he was pretty sure he wasn't the one who was going to be surprised!!!

Post Grad Studies

"I graduated from Princeton...but I did my post grad work at Harvard Business..."

"That's pretty good....I graduated from Penn State and did my post grad at Georgetown...."

"You two have nothing on me....I graduated from Phoenix University Online and did my post grad work at IOL...."

"I never heard of IOL....is that something new?"

"Oh no.....there's nothing new about IOL!!!"

 

 

The Great Composer

As he so often did....the great composer turned to his wife....she was his muse....he was hailed for his genius but he'd have been nothing without the inspiration she provided for him!!!

Life Among the Dwarfs

Well what did you expect a girl to do? I lived with dwarfs for god's sake....and then my Prince came along and it turned out that he was a bit of a dwarf where it counted most!!!

Odds and Ends

Some of the things that are cluttering up my hard drive....

No Veronica that's as deep as he can go....after all....he's not hung like Jughead...

This carpenter charges more....but it's worth it....

Things get kinky out here in the heartland...

Scooby Doo....where are you? I got some work for you now....

 

 It's the creamy center....that's the best part!!!

Yeah.....I can sympathize....

Covered in his cream....and it tastes so good....

Didn't Lois or Clark ever think that he was a little too good at this?

 

And finally.....

Oh my god....it's a human sissypede!!!!

Proof

She claimed she hadn't cheated on me....she said it was aliens using mind control devices that made her have sex with them!!!

I of course scoffed at this tall tale.....that is until she provided me with photographic proof!!!

Caped Crusader

"You're wearing my pretty panties right now aren't you Batman?"

I'll bet that your little bat thing is all excited by the pretty pink satin and lace...no need to blush....

Oh my....you do like them don't you....naughty boy....you've squirted all over them....you need a good spanking!!!

Gasped

Tied down to the bed....face down....he could still turn his head to see her walk back into the room.....

He gasped when he saw what she had in her hands!!!!

"Oh god....please....I don't think I could take it....please....anything but that!!!!"

She was puzzled for a moment until she saw his eyes....

"It's a candle Sissy....it's just a candle....calm down for heavens sake!!!"

A wave of relief washed over him....

"Oh....thank god for that...."

She smiled....a wicked smile...

"The dildo I'm going to use on you is so much bigger than this....I'm sure you'll love it!!!"

Found

"So what do we have here Officer?"

"Detective, the victim is a 20 year old crossdresser, neighbors were worried about him...her....whatever....victim hadn't been seen for about two weeks.....and the smell from the apartment was getting really bad!!!"

"What does the Doc say?"

"Well....according to the Doc it seems our victim had just discovered that he could reach his penis with his own mouth....and it looks like he did only that, didn't stop for food....or water...and kept going until...."

"Until he died from dehydration....damn....that's one for the books!!!"

"I'll say....."

"Between you and me I tried that when I was a kid but I just couldn't reach...."

"Me neither....I guess we're the lucky ones!"

"I guess so...."

Thinking Of You

"Don't you like it Sissy....I was thinking of you when I had it installed in your bedroom...."

"Well sure Sweetheart...I do like it....but whose picture is it...."

"That's for you to figure out Sissy.....I've had that cock inside me....everywhere inside me....and if that's not clue enough for you....it's also been inside you....everywhere...."

I still couldn't figure out who it was and then I thought....what does that say about me!!!

His and Hers

"Hi Mom....what's going on?"

"I dropped by to see you and I found your husband dressed in your clothes so I'm punishing him!!!"

"But Mom....those clothes aren't mine....I wouldn't wear slutty stuff like that..."

"Then who do they belong to?"

"They're his....he wears that stuff all the time...."

"His? Why didn't he tell me they were his?"

"He was probably afraid you wouldn't spank him....he loves getting spanked too!"

"We should probably have a talk about this....right after I finish spanking him...."

"Okay Mom....I'll make some coffee while you wrap up here...."

Evaluation

It was that time again....it was time for his employee evaluation again....hesitantly, he knocked on the door of the Human Resources Office....if it was like last time, it would last all morning!!!

Genesis

²³ So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.  

²⁴ After the fall from Grace Eve insisted that Adam provide her with a nice split level ranch house in Texas. And Eve greeted him every day when he returned from the fields.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The One

"I just love your cock in my mouth....so big and so hard....it's the only one for me....except for this other one!!!"

Grandma

"You know Grandma....I keep my husband in a chastity cage all the time..."

"Oh....that's nothing new Sweetie.....your Grandpa had a wandering eye back in the old days...so I had to cage him up too...."

"Really? I didn't know that cages were even around back then!"

"Of course they were....and I put him in a small one because he wasn't a very big man....I have a picture around here somewhere....Oh....here it is...."

"It's not exactly what I was talking about Grandma...but I guess it was just as effective!!!"

Patch

"So how'd you lose the eye Sweetie?"

"Well you see....Some years back, I was on a school trip and when we stopped at a service station....I had to use the bathroom.....there was a hole in the wall and when I looked through it there was a naked man there.....and that's how I lost the eye..."

"You mean..."

"Yep....that was the day I found out what a glory hole was for!!!" 

Not Very Big

"I can't believe you peeked while I was changing!!!"

"But you have a...."

"I know....but it's not very big...."

"But it's a...."

"I was going to tell you...."

"When were you going to tell me....."

"Probably before the wedding...."

"I just can't believe that you kept this a secret from me!!!"

"I didn't think it was going to be such a problem....I mean it's so small I didn't think you'd notice...."

"That you have a...."

"Just say it....I have a tattoo!!! A lot of guys thought it was cute...."

"I don't think it's....wait a minute....what do you mean a lot of guys!!!!"

Hormones

"Honey....have you been putting female hormones in my food?"

"Of course not.....I'd never do anything like that!!!"

"Then how do you explain THESE!!!"

"Oh my....those are lovely!!!"

"Thank you....I thought so too...."

 

 

Correction

"Allow me to make a slight correction to what I've taught you Sissy....while a good sissy wears her heels all the time....there are a couple of exceptions...."

"I think I understand Ma'am...." 

Genesis

²⁷ So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

²⁸ And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, 

 ²⁹ And Adam looked upon her and spoke unto God, "Could you dress her in stockings. I love chicks in stockings!

 ³⁰ And God smiled upon him and made it so, and thus was the first fetish born upon the land! And God settled back to rest and enjoy the show!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oops

"Oops....it's Fantasy Football night...I thought the invitation was for Fantasy Foot Worship...my mistake...I'll just pack up my sissy and go then....."

"No need to hurry off...I don't know about the rest of the guys but my feet could use a little freshening up...."

Technically

Technically this is "Wonderland In Alice" but it's OK if you go with that other title!!!