A Special Report from WSIS....a local hiker was assaulted during his morning hike...
"Chris it was out here, on this lonely trail, that a local hiker was confronted by two beautiful women who assaulted him in ways that we can only describe as a deep violation of his body!!!"
"That sounds serious Jen....do the police have any suspects?"
"The police on the scene are reporting that the entire crime scene was compromised as word spread and dozens of men flocked to the area.....all hoping to be the one that finds the assailants!!! Back to you Chris!!!"
Пострадавший подключился к поискам тоже!
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