Testing

"I'm sorry Sir but this is all part of the testing we have to do to determine your response to the new medications...."
"What new medications are you talking about....."
"Never you mind....."
Hey wait....what are you a Doctor or a Nurse?"
"Oh....look at the time.....I've got to go....so many other patients to see...."
"Look.....whoever you are you can't leave me like this...."
"Alright....just lay back and I'll be done in a minute...."
"That will make two of us!!!!"