Quarantine

"No....the quarantine hasn't made me crazy!!!! Why do you ask?"

Cookies

And just like that he forgot all about cookies....

You're Doing It Wrong

I'd never heard the term before but my wife had told me to give him anything he wanted....so when he asked for a rimjob I rushed right to it!!!!

Guardian Angel

"Hey you're not my regular Guardian Angel!!!!"
"No I'm afraid your Guardian Angel had a nervous breakdown....I'll be filling in for a while...."
"Don't you have anything to say....aren't you going to warn me not to suck his cock?"
"Try not to choke on it....otherwise I'd love to watch the show!!!!"
"I think you're just the Angel for me!!!!"

Food For Thought

Just something to consider....

Recovery

During my recovery from the flu I really enjoyed the noodle soup she fed me....now I see why!!!

Tan Lines

I've always thought that tan lines were sexy....little pale outlines that you can't possibly deny!!!
This year's tan lines are going to be a little different!!!!

Next Door

I usually stay at the one next door for blowjobs with near strangers....but....truth be told....I've stayed here a couple of times!!!!

From My Heart

As many of you know I've been down with, what turned out to be, the flu.
I developed the fever after not feeling well for a day....and of course I feared the worst....I honestly thought that maybe this was it for me....that's the way i think these days....
My wife put me to bed and it seemed like no matter how many blankets she put over me I couldn't stop shaking from the chills although my fever was rising.
I kept telling her that she had to stay away from me....that I was done for....that I was contagious....but, of course, she didn't listen to me....
She had her doctor come to the house....yes....imagine....a doctor making house calls!!!! Will wonders ever cease!!!!
Actually her Doctor....well....our doctor I guess....is one of her oldest friends....and I've heard a lot of stories about the things they got up to in college.....but that's a story for another day....
She was very concerned and did a couple of tests on both of us.....including taking a urine sample from me....which was just as embarrassing as you probably imagine...
The two of them put me to bed and that was it for me.....I was exhausted just from going across the hall to the bathroom.....
My wife.....put everything else aside as much as she could and sat in the room with me while my fever climbed up to 102....
She made me take fluids....and put cold compresses on my head....and she climbed in bed next to me when I told her I was cold and she held me while I shivered....
I remember asking her if I was dying....I don't really remember her answer....but I'm pretty sure it would have been a loud "No".
I asked her to stay away.....I didn't want to infect her too....but she wouldn't
Anyways.....as she told you in her update.....my fever broke and I was trying to get up and help her around the house.....but she just took me back to bed and threatened me with holy hell if I tried to get out on my own before she said I could....
I have read all the good wishes sent my way and I'd love to respond to each but I'm still feeling a little out of it.....and I'm using up all my energy typing this....
I just want to thank you all, from my heart, for the love you've all sent my way....I'm sure it made all the difference!!!!
I'll hopefully be back to my normal posting schedule soon....
Again....thank you....and I love you all!!!
Kisses
Kaaren

The Bench

"C'mon Kaaren.....he's not the one.....it would've happened already if he was the one..."
"I just want to make sure Dee....give me a minute...."
"Kaaren, sometimes I think you're actually enjoying this!!!"
"What!!!! You think I'm enjoying sucking random cocks trying to break the curse this bench has put on us......"
"Actually....yes I do think you're enjoying it!!!!"
"Well I only have one thing to say about that Dee.....you're absolutely right...now excuse me while I see if he's the one that will break the curse!!!"

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

"No I don't need a face mask.....I have my own equipment...."
"Well that should do fine.....I didn't know you were a diver...."
"Actually....I'm not...."
"Then why do you have a....."
"It's better if you don't ask....let's just say I enjoy having it...."

Update

My sweet husband "Kaaren" asked me to post an update to his blog followers, so here you have it.
He's doing much better but my personal physician has recommended he continue bed rest for a few more days and I quite concur.
Thank goodness the tests for COVID-19 came back as negative for the both of us and I have been feeling well and haven't any of the symptoms "Kaaren" has displayed.
He had a fever of 101 which later went up to 102.
He had chills that made him shiver even under blankets.
For two days he didn't eat and only drank when I forced him to.
He could barely manage the strength to get out of bed to go to the bathroom.
My friend, call her Dr.V, a friend of mine since college, came to examine him as soon as she could. She told me not to bring him to the hospital under any circumstances, unless his fever continued to climb. which thankfully it did not.
After climbing to 102 his fever declined back to a little over 100 but it was persistent.
Dr.V drew blood for testing and did swab tests on both of us, which, as I previously said, were negative.
"Kaaren" has the flu, she's already getting better. I can tell because her stubborn streak is coming out once again.
He's insisting that he'll be fine in a couple of hours and this morning he stumbled into my bedroom to ask me if I wanted him to prepare my breakfast.
He had such an earnest expression on his face I almost felt I was being cruel when I walked him back to bed and admonished him to stay there.
So there you have it. He's sleeping right now and the worst is past.
I checked and he currently has no temperature.
He'll be back to his blogging soon.
Thank you for all the good wishes, he hasn't seen them yet but I'm sure he'll thank you all when he's able.

Mrs. K

Sorry

Got sick yesterday hope to resume soon
Love
Kaaren

Hired

"Well I guess that's it.....you've got the job.....tomorrow we'll begin the training!"
"Oh....I'm looking forward to the training.....very much!!!!!"
The next day the training with his new secretary began.....but it wasn't exactly as he planned it.....

Empty Streets

There is something to be said for having empty streets....even if it is out of fear of the pandemic!!!!
If there's no one around then I'm pretty safe....
I can be the girl....
I can be outside in a cute dress....
And there's no one to see when I do something really, really stupid!!!!

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone!!!
Sing along with me....

Here cums Peter Cottontail,
Deep inside my Sissy tail....
Hippity Hoppity
I love to feel him spray!!!
There goes Peter Cottontail,
Didn't care if I was male....
Hippity Hoppity
Turned when he heard me say....
"Hey there Peter Cottontail,
Don't hop on down the bunny trail
I'm cream filled now
But I still want to play!!!!"

Public Health Notice

It's very important during this quarantine that you stay in shape.....the public availability of training incentive devices has been highly recommended!!!!

Who Was That

After she had another in a string of countless orgasms....she fell back gasping for air as he leaped up and dashed away....
When she could actually stop and think she wondered....
"Who was that masked Sissy?"

He Requested

He asked her for a "pussy pic"....
And....really.....that's exactly what she sent him....

Testing

"I'm sorry Sir but this is all part of the testing we have to do to determine your response to the new medications...."
"What new medications are you talking about....."
"Never you mind....."
Hey wait....what are you a Doctor or a Nurse?"
"Oh....look at the time.....I've got to go....so many other patients to see...."
"Look.....whoever you are you can't leave me like this...."
"Alright....just lay back and I'll be done in a minute...."
"That will make two of us!!!!"

Hitching Post

It's funny....you all saw them in the western movies....they were everywhere....but I'll just bet you thought they didn't exist anywhere anymore....
Just to let you know....the modern day sissy hitching post still exists!!!!

Stuck in My Head

Did you ever get a song stuck in your head?
You know....it just pops in there and you can't do anything about it!!!
Well.....this is kind of like that....something comes out of nowhere and gets stuck in your head....except it's not a song.....although you can hum along!!!!

Times Have Changed

It all changed so fast....
I used to pick out her prettiest undies for her when she went on a date....
Now she wears something completely different when her date comes over!!!!

Bigger

"Is he bigger than me?"
Sweetheart....my pinky is bigger than you...."

TV Guide - Gunsmoke - The Lost Episode

"Miss Kitty!!! I wasn't expecting to see you like this!!!"
"And I wasn't expecting to see you....like this either, Marshal Dillon!!!"
"I can explain...."
"Don't bother....I know how it is.....now why don't you put the other stocking on and then we'll pick out a pretty dress for you!!!"

News

"And here's a young couple that seems to have found a unique way to protect themselves from the Coronavirus....."
"Yes.....we need to go the market....we are very busy!!!"
"I'll only take a moment of your time....you seem to have found a unique way of protecting yourselves....do you feel like those panty-masks will protect you from the virus?"
"I'm sorry.....we always wear these....what virus are you talking about?"
"And that's back to you in the newsroom Jim...."

When My Ship Comes In

Yeah this is where we are now.....
She told me how much I had to come back with and she didn't care what depraved depths I had to go to to get it!!!!
I had already been used and abused by all the truckers but finally I found out when my ship was coming in!!!!!
The Charmin truck was due in just a few minutes and all the other truckers had already called him and told him what I was willing to do for a trunk full of that soft tissue gold!!!!