Quarantine Stress

Why, yes, now that you ask....my wife has been showing some signs of stress lately....
And, I'm afraid, this situation is only going to make things worse....

Monday ManCandy - Quarantine Edition

Quickly ramping up testing, the government put out an urgent call for all sissy sluts to assist in product testing each new batch of surgical masks!!!!
"Remember sissies.....we are looking to see if any liquid droplets can penetrate these masks....each mask must be tested three times.....if it fails it must be discarded....but feel free to clean it before disposing!!!!"
"If it passes please lick it clean and pass it along for further testing!!!"
ManCandy!!! Trying hard to keep the nation healthy!!!!

Time To Go

I wave to her as I exit the store with my cart full of Charmin Toilet Paper!!!!
Operation "Distract the Shoppers" succeeded beyond our wildest dreams!!!

My First Love

I remember how much I loved her back then....so when I saw her all of those feelings came back....
Spending Saturday mornings with her had been one of the great pleasures of my life!!!
And here she was....sure the years had been hard on her....but they'd been hard on all of us!!!!!
But there she was....my dream girl....the girl of all my fantasies....
Oh Smurfette why did you ever leave me!!!!!
And then she took the next exit and she was gone....

Tragedy

Dear readers, I woke this morning to find this tragic news from my friend Dee....she posted this yesterday on her wonderful blog:

"I don't know when I will be back. Maybe in a day or two if I go insane for a bit. Maybe longer. Keep checking back in.
I lost the love of my life this morning. I can't believe I'm even typing this. She was the gentlest soul I have ever known, and words can't adequately describe what I am feeling inside. I just posted the last caption I had lined up, and it spoke of our plans when all this pandemic shit was over. That isn't going to happen now. I still wanted it out there to show just how much she means to me.
For every bit of an asshole I was, she was the perfect counterweight to keep my centered, and I became a better person for having been with her for over 20 years. Rest in peace Babe! I always thought it would be forever. That just came a bit sooner than I wanted it to be.
Please hug the shit out of your significant other, best friends, family members, etc .. Tell them you love them and how much you'll miss them when they aren't around. That you are thinking about them/ Please do that so that I will make sure that everyone knows how much they are loved, even when it doesn't seem like it.
I am fucking devastated right now. Thank you all for your support in the past, and I am certainly going to need it going forward. Love you all" 

I think it would be a wonderful gesture of support if everyone would stop by her blog and leave her a note just to offer condolences or love....I'm sure Dee would appreciate it!!!
I'll resume my normal posts in a couple of hours but I felt that I had to share this with you
Love to all of you
Kaaren 

 

Online Education

Returning from Spring Break most college students were finishing up the semester by participating in online classes....
The University IT office couldn't help but make note of the fact that Professor Conley's class was overwhelming the servers with the number of students "attending"!!!
They were going to notify the Dean but it was pointed out that the Dean was regularly logged  into the class too!!!

Off To Market

I remember when I used to go out she would ask me if I had protection with me...
My purse was full of condoms so I was completely protected!!!!
I never dreamed I'd bring a social distancing staff with me to keep people away!!!!

Too Sissy?

Is this too sissy?
I think she's overdone it....
I know....it's the bow, isn't it?
I was pretty much OK with it all right up until the bow!!!!
But it sure is pretty!!!!

Working From Home

"You know Sissy....while we're quarantining like this I can't get any cocks....and you know how much I love cocks....don't you Sissy?"
"Yes Ma'am....I love them too...."
"I know you do Sissy.....so I was thinking while we're stuck here....with just you and me....that maybe we'd release your little bitty thing and see what it can do...."
"That would be wonderful Ma'am!!! I'd try my best to please you....."
"I know you would Sissy.....the problem is that the key is in my desk drawer, in my office...."
"Oh no!!!!!"
"But we can still have fun Sissy......"

Monday ManCandy

It can fill your tummy when you're hungry....
It can boost your energy when you're tired...
It can cheer you up when you're sad....
It can warm you up when you're cold...
ManCandy!!! It's just like pure white magic!!!

Angel

My knees were a little sore but I wasn't even close to quitting....
The next man stepped up and pushed his cock into my mouth and as I began to suck him I saw it out of the corner of my eye....
My Guardian Angel just couldn't watch anymore!!!!

Object Of Desire

Right there.....so beautiful.....so seductively alluring.....I want it so bad....
Maybe I can just reach over and make a grab....
Would she mind if I did?
I normally wouldn't just grab it.....
But times have changed....
And I really, really need it!!!
That roll of toilet paper is going with me!!!!!

Helping

In this time of quarantine and sheltering it's important to always check on your elderly neighbors...
"Sissy go see if Mrs. Stein needs anything before you go to the market...."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes you do Sissy.....now you just go across the street and get her whatever she needs!!!!"
"Yes Ma'am!!!!"
I'm not trying to be mean.....but Mrs. Stein always has needs....

Happens To All Of Us

You have the house to yourself....
You have the perfect dress....
Everything should be wonderful....
Why....oh why....
Did it have to be a bad hair day!!!!

Report

"So let me get this straight....you say a masked Sissy broke into your house and performed oral sex on you.....is that right?"
"Yes officer...."
"And you say this has happened every night.....every night for the last four nights?"
"Yes Officer...."
"I have to ask.....why didn't you report this sooner?"
"My wife is coming home today.....and I'm afraid she might be upset seeing a masked intruder sucking on my....well you know....."
"Alright Sir.....I'm going to leave you my card just in case...."
"In case it happens again...."
"Well....yes....but I'd be grateful if you'd give it to your masked intruder....my address is on the back....

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

I know.....you can't see the pretty undies....
But the pink frills are all there.....
You all laughed....
Who's laughing now bitches....

Monday ManCandy

"But Kaaren.....don't you believe I'm Santa?"
"Not really...."
"Why not Sissy?"
"Well first off....you're too skinny....you don't have a beard....and it's March and everyone knows that Santa only cums on Christmas....and you've cum twice already!"
"Well if you're going to nitpick like that....then why are you still sucking it?"
"Well I don't think you're the real Santa....but I can't be too sure....just last week I had a leprechaun here  asking me to suck him for his pot of gold....and two days later I had an Easter Bunny here who wanted to trade me a few eggs for my ass...so maybe you are and maybe you're not....but it's  better to be safe than sorry!!!!"
"ManCandy!!!! It still tastes great even if you're not sure where it's from!!!!

I'm Not So Sure

"What do you think Sissy? Do you want to try it?"

Excellent

Bill and Ted both agreed that this was the most excellent part of their adventure!!!!

Friday The 13th

It was a dark magic that resurrected Jason on Friday the 13th every year....no matter what inventive way you killed him he always came back to resume his murderous rampages!!!
This time the dark magic played a trick on him and he was....different...when he awoke!!!
This time he woke up with....PMS....now he was really dangerous!!!

Public Health Notice

In case you're thinking about it....those friendship masks aren't going to protect you....

Sissy School - Old Habits

The boys had adapted well to the new dress code but they still had some old habits to break!!!!

Texas

"Honey I thought you said everything's bigger in Texas?"
"He must be a damn Yankee..."
"You just pull up your little panties and get along little doggie...."
Texas was tougher than I thought....all I asked for was directions!!!

Man of the House

"Good morning Ma'am....I was wondering if I could speak to the man of the house?"
"He's tied up right now...."
"It would only take a moment...."
"You misunderstand me he is literally tied up right now....over a kitchen chair....wearing pretty girls undies....and a vibrator buzzing away in his tight little ass....and a pair of my dirty panties gagging him...."
"Did you plug his ears?"
Ummmm....no...."
"So he'll be able to hear the fabulous deal I'm about to offer him....it'll only take a couple of minutes...."
"Well OK....come on in...."

Turning Pro

She had always done it because she enjoyed it....
But the pressure to turn pro was too much....
And so she entered the World Sissy Slalom Championship.....
Winning it had felt wonderful.....
Her Sissy would get his hard stiff reward later!!!!!

Saturday Matinee

I really couldn't see what was going on on the screen but I knew it must be good...
He kept saying that this was the best thing about the movie....he said it over and over....

Star Wars - Return of the Jedi

"I've been waiting Luke....I knew you'd return....."

Red Lips

"Hey Steve....I wanted to tell you about this chick I saw online the other night...."
"Oh yeah....hot stuff?"
"Oh hell yeah....she had that wavy dark hair....you know how much I like that?"
"Sure do...."
"And she was wearing lots of makeup....you know how I like that...."
"Yeah...."
"But you know what was the best....her red lips....bright red lipstick laid on thick....all I could think of was having a bright red ring on my cock....you know what I mean?"
"Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean!!!!"
"That's good Steve, because I recognized your tattoo....and if you don't want me sharing your pic with everyone you'll be at my place tonight....."
"But...."
"And bring plenty of that red lipstick!!!"
"Okay....what time?"

License To Fill

He felt his zipper being pulled down and soft hands pull him free of his pants...
"Hello....my name is Bond, James Bond....and you are?"
"My name is Kaaren, Sissy Kaaren.....you don't mind if I...."
"Oh no Dear....please help yourself....."
"You see my tummy was empty and I heard that you had a...."
"License to Fill.....I've heard it before....now please....carry on!"

Sissies Around the World

The widespread Sissy movement wasn't more obvious anywhere than at the "Changing of the Guard" at Buckingham Palace!!!!
The Royal Lingerie Regiment took over the duties and the number of tourists skyrocketed!!!!!

Star Wars - A Cold Night

It was a cold night in the Empire and all Darth wanted to do was cuddle up in his fluffy, warm robe....with a nice cup of tea....and watch something sad and romantic!!!!

The FBI's Unsolved Cases

Mike Milligan, aka Mad Dog Millie, and his two boys were the undisputed crime bosses of the fashion district for years!!!!
After years of investigation the FBI came up empty handed....
"The FBI.....they're not gonna touch me....I know where Hoover shops!!!!"