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"So let me get this straight....you say a masked Sissy broke into your house and performed oral sex on you.....is that right?"
"Yes officer...."
"And you say this has happened every night.....every night for the last four nights?"
"Yes Officer...."
"I have to ask.....why didn't you report this sooner?"
"My wife is coming home today.....and I'm afraid she might be upset seeing a masked intruder sucking on my....well you know....."
"Alright Sir.....I'm going to leave you my card just in case...."
"In case it happens again...."
"Well....yes....but I'd be grateful if you'd give it to your masked intruder....my address is on the back....