Trick or Treat

"It's that Sissy from next door again....what should I do?"
"Give her some more candy and tell her to go away...."
"But she keeps coming back....what should I do...."
"Well it's your own fault....who told you to tell her about your 9 inch cock?"
""Do you think that maybe.....if I slid it out the door and let her....you know....have her treat....that maybe she'll stop ringing the doorbell?"
"I don't know....but if you think it will make her go home then go ahead and try it...."