Trick or Treat

"It's that Sissy from next door again....what should I do?"
"Give her some more candy and tell her to go away...."
"But she keeps coming back....what should I do...."
"Well it's your own fault....who told you to tell her about your 9 inch cock?"
""Do you think that maybe.....if I slid it out the door and let her....you know....have her treat....that maybe she'll stop ringing the doorbell?"
"I don't know....but if you think it will make her go home then go ahead and try it...."

Creamy

I really love to lick the creamy center....it's the best!!!

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Yeah we all have fetishes and when you meet that special someone who shares yours....it's just delightful!!!!

Lunch

The new school lunch program was a hit with the girls right away....the boys soon admitted that they loved it too!!!!

One By One

One by one his gang was getting caught by their Moms....it didn't matter what they got caught doing....sneaking in frogs or shooting off firecrackers....the punishment was the same!!!
Tommy realized when the new comic books arrived that he was the last one.....he decided that he would just be extra careful....there was no way he'd get put into a dress and ribbons....
Meanwhile at home, his mother shook her head as she looked at the note about his behavior from his teacher.....she had the perfect little dress and a big bow for his hair waiting for him when he got home!!!!

That First One

That first one hanging in front of me....almost touching my bright red lips....wow.....it sure seemed really, really big!!!

Now Playing

I've mastered a few tunes if you'd like to hear them.....

Humiliation

I've been right there....I've heard that laugh more than a few times....there's no recovery from that....best you can hope for is that she doesn't have that many friends that she'll tell all about it....

I Love It

Yes I love pulling on my stockings and hooking them to my garters....it makes me feel  like such a girl....

And I also love putting on a bra....I used to consider the extra snaps like a form of torture.....but if I want to be a girl I just have to get used to it....

But there is somewhere I have to draw the line!!!! My fingers still tie themselves in knots trying to button up from the other side!!!! I don't understand why women did this unless it was to frustrate all of us poor cross dressers and sissies.....

Sissy Training

Unfortunately.....despite our best efforts.....we weren't able to train your sissy to not raise his leg....he should have been "fixed" long ago.....that would have him squatting like a proper gurl!!!!

Oh My God!!!!

Oh my god!!!!!
That means I've been peeing in my mother for all these years!!!!!

That Face

Right there....that's the face you make when you step on that Lego on the way to the bathroom at 3  o'clock in the morning!!!!

I Believed

Growing up in the pre-internet era we only had catalogs and magazine ads to stoke our sexual fires....
I swear that I actually believed that this was what women did in private...
I believed that they would take their dresses off and relax in their underwear together...
Now I know better.....it's sissies that do that!!!

Pardon Me

"Pardon me Miss.....would you happen to have this in a much smaller size....in pink?"

Not Sure

"Two hours!!!! I'm not sure I could keep licking for two hours!!!! I mean I'll try but I'm pretty sure my jaw will be numb in about forty-five minutes!!!!"

Banned

And then they banned me from the shop....

The Force

"You have to use the Force Luke!!!"
"But Master Yoda....I don't understand what you mean...."
"Look....just use the goddamned force....are you some kind of idiot???"
"Oh.....now I get it!!!!"

Monday ManCandy

The next time someone tells you to eat a bag of dicks....you'll be ready!!!
ManCandy!!!! Anytime, anywhere the perfect snack!!!

Sunday Message

I have never had a man disagree with this....

True

Truer words were never spoken....a motto to live by!!!!

I Did This

I did this when I was a little boy.....didn't everybody?

Fluffing

I know that I'm usually wearing something pretty when she brings her dates home but this time she took me by surprise!!!!
He didn't seem to mind too much while I sucked his nice cock....but I was glad that I was wearing pretty undies under my crappy old jeans....

Careful

"Hey be careful with that thing....it's really dangerous to wave it around like that....and watch out for that sword too!!!!"

Craving

After this my craving for fries has increased but not enough to overcome my aversion to clowns!!!!

How We Met

Yes....this is pretty much how my wife and I met.....she still asks me this all the time!!!

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

"But it really turns me on....I don't know why?"
"Alright....I don't understand it, but I'll wear that dress again if it really means that much to you!!!"

Reminds Me

Reminds me of that young fellow who used to see to my needs while my Herbert watched....those were the good times!!!!

For Him

Sure he enjoyed forcing that banana into her mouth......just look at his smile.....but she had seven bananas and she was going to enjoy stuffing them into his moth one after another....

Don't Need It

I don't need it.....I wonder where they keep the useless little clit cleaner?

Want

As we walked past the shop, the dress caught my eye and I pointed it out to my wife....
"I want that....it's perfect!!!"
"You want that for Halloween?"
"What the heck does Halloween have to do with it?"

So What Happened

"So what happened...."
"The engineer claims he was reading the Such A Sissy blog and didn't notice the red signal...."
"That sounds reasonable to me....I've read that blog and I know it can be....distracting...."
"Yes I've been distracted by it too.....I guess we'll have to blame the accident on Sissy Kaaren....."
"Wow....if we do this right maybe we'll get to spank her!!!!"
"Maybe we should take care of the train crash before we start thinking about spankings....."