I Always Wondered

I always wondered what it meant until that day when I learned, once and for all, what they meant when they said I was cockeyed!!!!

Yeah, We All Have Fetishes

Yeah we all have fetishes and usually nobody cares.....but all the mooing coming from the club was keeping everyone awake!!!!!

Monday ManCandy

You can have one in the morning and just keep having more all day!!!!
And you can enjoy them in all colors too!!!!
ManCandy!!! Bet you can't eat just one!!!!

Sunday Message

I don't know about the spitting part but I think, based on this, I may be the most forgiving person you'll ever meet!!!

Is That You Kaaren

"Hey!!! You can't do that here!!!! Who do you think....Is that you Kaaren?"
"Yes Mr. Thomason....we'll be done in a couple of minutes...."
"That's alright Sissy....take your time....I thought it was some of those damned kids!!!"
"No it's me!!!"
"Alright, I'll see you later....say hello to your wife for me!!!!"
"I will!!!"

What Could Go Wrong

After my last spider experience I wonder if this is a good idea!!!

Cute

When he did it everyone thought it was just so cute!!!!
When I did it I was escorted out by security and told not to come back!!!!

50 Ways

50 ways!!!!!
At best I've only found about seventeen!!!!!

She Loves To Use It

Yes she loves to use it.....she uses it at home all the time....and sometimes she uses it as a rudder to stay in her lane....

Monday ManCandy

So big and thick that you can barely get in in your mouth...but you've had a lot of experience getting big and thick things in your mouth and as the cream inside sliders into your throat it get's smaller and a little easier to suck on!!!!
So go for it!!!

That Special Sunday Treat

Even though we're not religious we still like to make Sunday's special!!!
So it's a quick trip for a delicious special Sunday Treat!!!!
We both love popping down to the old Glory Hole....to be honest, the donuts are just OK but the special thing is you can have as much glaze as you can handle and we both go home with our tummies full!!!!

Going Green

"C'mon Emmy-Jo you know what they say...
Once you go green you'll know what life means!!!"
"I'm not sure Freddy Frog...."
"Doug can come and watch!!!!"
"Okay let's do it!!!!"

You Know He Did It All The Time

"Clark Kent....why are you always staring at me like that???"
"Oh....sorry Lois....I was just daydreaming...."

Give Me A Sign

I was at the end of my rope!!!!
I didn't know which way to turn!!!!
"Give me a sign Lord....if you're there....show me....tell me what I need to do!!!!!"
Out of the corner of my eye I saw a sign light up.....I won't say if it was divine intervention or not.....but I have followed that advice ever since that day and I've never been happier!!!!

Not Political

I don't do political posts....ever....nor do I share my political opinions.....the internet has become far too toxic for that......
But all-in-all I can't help but thinking that this is just a wonderful idea....

All Day

She wore it all day....
It was the answer to every question ....all day....
"Hey Honey do we have any more of that turkey in the fridge?"
"Stop being difficult and take it in the ass!!!!"
"Honey can I get you anything?"
"Stop being difficult and take it in the ass!!!!"
It went on like that all day.....until I finally couldn't take it anymore!!!!!
I'd had enough of it!!!!!
When he came to pick her up......I told him in no uncertain terms.....that before he took her anywhere....there was something that we had to settle!!!!
I bent over and stopped being difficult....and I took it in the ass!!!!!
And it was wonderful!!!!!

Starting the Morning

There's no better way to start the morning than with a cup of strong black coffee and a big brown cock!!!

Sunday Message

An inspirational message from the Church!!!!

But I'm Not!!!

"But I'm not a Sissy....I'm not!!!!"
"I'm sorry sir, but your wife left very specific instructions and she expects an obedient Sissy husband in the morning!!!!"
"But....who the hell is that!!!!"
"Oh....I thought you knew....that's the Masked Sissymaker....he will be teaching you for the rest of the night....my advice is that you cooperate or this could get ugly!!!"
"But I don't want to be a Sissy...."
"I'm afraid it's far too late for that now....I'll be back to help you dress in the morning...."

Back In Town

Yes he's back in town and it's about time I've needed Big Dick all week...in fact I need Big Dick right now!!!

Freak

"Oh my god....he's wearing women's underwear!!!!
"Jesus....what a freak!!!!"

Worried

Waiting off stage, Elmo's stand in looks very, very worried!!!!

Expectations

 "Do you expect me to talk Pinkfinger?
 "Oh no Mr. Bond....I expect you to cum and I don't care how long it takes!!!!

Monday ManCandy

Who doesn't love a good serving of ManCandy!!!

If this was not what you thought of....shame on you....you'd better immediately go to Such a Sissy or Such A Sissy 2....I think you'll find what you need there!!!!

The Riddle of Sex

"Look here Darling....in this picture she doesn't have one....I'm pretty sure we're both not supposed to have one!!!!"
"Oh Fred.....who are you going to believe....me or some dusty old book?"
"Of course Dear....I always believe you....it's just that....well...none of my friends seem to have sore throats and aching jaws after a date with their girls...."
"Love hurts sometimes Fred....now why don't you get down on your knees and show me again how much you love me!!!!"

"C" is for....

The moment Cookie Monster realized that there were better things to eat!!!
"C" didn't stand for cookie anymore....

Yeah....We All Have Fetishes

"Alright....now if you'll bend over slightly I'll gently insert this and please make sure not to clench....we can begin!!!"

Happy Independence Day 2019

You can call me a lot of things....and I'm sure there's a lot of people who do call me a lot of things!!!!
I may be a Sissy...
I may be a slut...
I may be an ass worshiper...
I may be a cuckold...
I may be a cocksucker...
I may be  a dedicated pussy eater...
I may be a toe sucking freak...
I may be her Sissy Maid....
I may be all these things and more...
But I'm a proud American sissy, slut, ass worshiper, cuckold, cocksucker, pussy eater, toe sucking freak.....and most of all on the anniversary of the birth of the good old US of A....I'm a patriotic American Sissy!!!!

Bring It

"What do you mean? You asked me to bring it!!!"
"I said Plug....I asked you to bring the Plug....not the Pug!!!!"

Bagful

During our argument she told me to eat a "bag of dicks"....I'm really not sure how this is going to help but I'll give it a try!!!

That Idea

"Hey Honey...."
"Yes Dear...."
"You know I was just thinking....remember when you said you wanted to use that strap-on dildo on me?"
"Yes I do.....and you said you'd never do it....I just thought it might be fun to spice things up...."
"Do you still have it?"
"I think it's in the bedroom closet somewhere....why?"
"Let's you and me dig it out of there and give it a whirl tonight....you interested?"
"Well I'm kind of tired tonight....maybe tomorrow?"
"It's tonight or never Sweetheart!!!"
"My....why the sudden rush?"
"It's only because I love you so much.....how about it?"
"Awww you're so sweet....let me go look for it and you go get ready and we'll see if it's as much fun as I hope it will be for both of us.....and if we like it we can do it a lot more!!!!"
"Sure we can...now why don't you just toddle off and get everything ready and I'll meet you in the bedroom in about fifteen minutes....by the way Honey....what time is it?"
"It's just 11:15 Sweetie...."
"Better make that five minutes then Honey...."