I Can't Help It....

I never ever do political posts....it's just not worth the grief that comes from one side or the other.....but I ran across this pic the other night.....after the big Dem Debate and I couldn't help myself....so with apologies to whoever this offends...here we go....
"Liz Warren demonstrates her leadership skills to Mike Bloomberg...."

Swap Day

"Yeah so she told me about this whole "Swap Day" thing and me and the guys were all laughing about it....and then I just thought....what the hell....why not try it....I mean being a woman doesn't look so tough to me...."
"Yeah so why haven't you two swapped back....it's been two weeks?"
"Well....she's finally gotten the hang of driving the truck....and she seems to be enjoying herself....and the people here in her office seem to be happy too....most of the guys have big smiles when they come to see me....and I like sitting and shooting the bull with them and they seem to enjoy it too!!!!"
"So...how much longer?"
"Well she's due back in a few days and then we'll see....."

The Vampire

How could you find the Vampire????
Their farts were visible to all!!!!!

Picture

I don't understand the problem....
You said you wanted a picture of me with my mouth full of cream....
Isn't this what you wanted?

Petticoat Punishment

"Hi Daddy!!!"
"Hi kids.....Hi Honey....what's up with Tommy why isn't he in a pretty dress like his brothers?"
"He was bad at school today so he's being punished....and what about you Dear?"
"I was very good today...."
"Alright then you'll find your pretty frillies laid out on the bed...."
"Thank you Dear...."

Thank God

Thank god it's back.....I've been waiting!!!!!

A Good Breakfast

You should start every day with a good breakfast.....