Found

"So what do we have here Officer?"

"Detective, the victim is a 20 year old crossdresser, neighbors were worried about him...her....whatever....victim hadn't been seen for about two weeks.....and the smell from the apartment was getting really bad!!!"

"What does the Doc say?"

"Well....according to the Doc it seems our victim had just discovered that he could reach his penis with his own mouth....and it looks like he did only that, didn't stop for food....or water...and kept going until...."

"Until he died from dehydration....damn....that's one for the books!!!"

"I'll say....."

"Between you and me I tried that when I was a kid but I just couldn't reach...."

"Me neither....I guess we're the lucky ones!"

"I guess so...."

Thinking Of You

"Don't you like it Sissy....I was thinking of you when I had it installed in your bedroom...."

"Well sure Sweetheart...I do like it....but whose picture is it...."

"That's for you to figure out Sissy.....I've had that cock inside me....everywhere inside me....and if that's not clue enough for you....it's also been inside you....everywhere...."

I still couldn't figure out who it was and then I thought....what does that say about me!!!

His and Hers

"Hi Mom....what's going on?"

"I dropped by to see you and I found your husband dressed in your clothes so I'm punishing him!!!"

"But Mom....those clothes aren't mine....I wouldn't wear slutty stuff like that..."

"Then who do they belong to?"

"They're his....he wears that stuff all the time...."

"His? Why didn't he tell me they were his?"

"He was probably afraid you wouldn't spank him....he loves getting spanked too!"

"We should probably have a talk about this....right after I finish spanking him...."

"Okay Mom....I'll make some coffee while you wrap up here...."

Evaluation

It was that time again....it was time for his employee evaluation again....hesitantly, he knocked on the door of the Human Resources Office....if it was like last time, it would last all morning!!!

Genesis

²³ So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.  

²⁴ After the fall from Grace Eve insisted that Adam provide her with a nice split level ranch house in Texas. And Eve greeted him every day when he returned from the fields.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The One

"I just love your cock in my mouth....so big and so hard....it's the only one for me....except for this other one!!!"

Grandma

"You know Grandma....I keep my husband in a chastity cage all the time..."

"Oh....that's nothing new Sweetie.....your Grandpa had a wandering eye back in the old days...so I had to cage him up too...."

"Really? I didn't know that cages were even around back then!"

"Of course they were....and I put him in a small one because he wasn't a very big man....I have a picture around here somewhere....Oh....here it is...."

"It's not exactly what I was talking about Grandma...but I guess it was just as effective!!!"