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Tuesday, September 7, 2021

The Time Traveler

The Time Traveler had brought something special with him on his visit to the past to meet the Bronte sisters, Charlotte and Emily....
After reading their novels he decided they needed something that would cheer them up....
"Now ladies....if you'll just show me the nearest outlet to plug this in...."
"Whatever do you mean Sir....what type of Outlet do you mean?"
It was then he realized his mistake.....on his next trip he'd bring only battery powered devices!!!















Monday, September 6, 2021

I Can't Wait

"Oh Daddy....all the girls at school will be so surprised at Show and Tell today!!!"











Sunday, September 5, 2021

A Complex Relationship

"So Batman....did you do what I told you to do?"
"Damn it Catwoman....you know I did...."
"Then tell me....tell me what you did...."
"Catwoman...please....don't make me say it...."
"I'm sorry Batman.....but if you want to get near my little pussy I have to hear it!!!"
"Alright....I'm wearing your "Hello Kitty" panties under my costume....are you satisfied?"
"Not yet Batman....drop your silky briefs and get down on your knees and you can start satisfying me....."
"What about Robin?"
"You can satisfy him later Bat-Sissy....me first!!!"
















Saturday, September 4, 2021

Cheerleader

You finally broke down the barrier and became the first boy on the cheerleader squad...
You said you didn't want to be treated any differently than any of the others....
You didn't know about the initiation.....but it didn't change your mind!!!!
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Friday, September 3, 2021

Working

Back before he became a mad doctor Frank had to work to pay his way through medical school!!!










Thursday, September 2, 2021

Slippery Slope

Everyone said that vaccine passports was a "slippery slope" that would only lead to more intrusive government and corporate overreach....judging by this situation....
They were right!!!
 

 












Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Never Bet on Qudditch

 As she paid off on her bet....Hermione still wasn't sure whether Harry had purposely lost the game to Slytherin House.....