Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Ever since he first saw "The Little Mermaid" it was all Karl wanted to be!!!

When his wife came home and saw him she knew it was going to be another one of those nights....

She sighed and went to get the buckets of water and the cans of sardines....she really didn't care for this but she wanted to be part of his world!!!!

Safe Sex

It's kind of funny how the definition of safe sex has changed....it wasn't that long ago that his dick had to be covered.....

All Grown Up

All grown up now, Elmo wasn't able to hang onto his job on Sesame Street...

So what was he to do....there was the club around the corner on Poppyseed Street that was hiring....and the money was good!!!

 

 

Monday ManCandy

It's always nice to share your candy with a friend...

ManCandy!!! It makes good things better!!!

One Way

 "Well my sweet girl....the Joker may have broken his boner trying to get past your hymen of steel....but no one knows better than I do....there's more than one way to skin a cat!!!

Masks

 Maybe the reason some people don't like masks is because they're not wearing the right type of mask....now this is the right type of mask for me!!!

Be More Careful

"Listen....if my wife finds out about us she'll destroy me!!!"

"Alright Honey....but are you sure this is where you lost your ring?"

"I've looked everywhere else...so it must be..."

"Maybe you should be more careful next time....all that lube....of course the ring's going to come off...."

"Please....have you found it yet?"

"Wait a minute....I think.....hey there's two rings here....is one of them yours?"

"Yes....oh my god....thank you!!!!"

"You're welcome....I wonder who lost the other one...."