Doing It Wrong

When your wife tells you to go ahead and give him head and this is what you do.....you're just doing it wrong....

Angel

"Please....please stop Kaaren......I was sent here to offer you guidance...."
"Mmmmm you taste heavenly.....go ahead and guide me!!!!!"
"More just like that.....a little to the right.....oh my god.....right there Kaaren!!!!"
This is my kind of spiritual guidance!!!!

Come In

"Please.....Sweetheart please let me in....I'll do whatever you want if you'll just open the door!!!!"
Imagine my surprise when the door swung open and a complete stranger stood there!!!!
He looked me up and down and grinned....
Well, come in....I've opened the door!!!!"
"I'm sorry Sir....I think I'm at the wrong room...."
"Oh no Sissy....you've come to the exactly right room.....step inside and we'll discuss all the things I want to do......"

Saturday Matinee

"You know I wrote this Matinee!!!!"
""Really....that's interesting...."
"Yeah I was sitting in front of my laptop and suddenly I was inspired and I...."
"Yeah could you stroke it a little faster...."
"Like this?"
"Oh yeah.....that's the way....."
"Shall I continue?"
"Stroking oh yeah Kaaren....I'm getting close...."
"I meant the story....."
"Oh yeah that too....sure....do you have any lotion?"

Stuck Like That

It seems he hit some kind of special spot and I've been stuck like this for weeks....
So I figure if I can get him to hit that spot again my vision problem will clear right up....
It's been three weeks but he seems willing to keep trying....

VPL

Visible Panty Line......some women say it's not a big deal.....well maybe not....but all I can say is I followed her for six blocks......four blocks past where I was going in the first place!!!!!

The Old Neighborhood

We went back to the old neighborhood just to see how things have changed....and oh my it was amazing.....everything was shiny and new....the old shops and restaurants had given way to hip and trendy upscale spots.....where the price of one meal could have fed our whole families for a week!!!!
But some things didn't change.....Marky the punk was still sitting out on his parents front stoop.....well I mean that his sitting out there hadn't changed.....but Marky? Well he wasn't wearing his ripped jeans and leather jacket anymore!!!!!