I Can't Help It....

I never ever do political posts....it's just not worth the grief that comes from one side or the other.....but I ran across this pic the other night.....after the big Dem Debate and I couldn't help myself....so with apologies to whoever this offends...here we go....
"Liz Warren demonstrates her leadership skills to Mike Bloomberg...."

Swap Day

"Yeah so she told me about this whole "Swap Day" thing and me and the guys were all laughing about it....and then I just thought....what the hell....why not try it....I mean being a woman doesn't look so tough to me...."
"Yeah so why haven't you two swapped back....it's been two weeks?"
"Well....she's finally gotten the hang of driving the truck....and she seems to be enjoying herself....and the people here in her office seem to be happy too....most of the guys have big smiles when they come to see me....and I like sitting and shooting the bull with them and they seem to enjoy it too!!!!"
"So...how much longer?"
"Well she's due back in a few days and then we'll see....."

The Vampire

How could you find the Vampire????
Their farts were visible to all!!!!!

Picture

I don't understand the problem....
You said you wanted a picture of me with my mouth full of cream....
Isn't this what you wanted?

Petticoat Punishment

"Hi Daddy!!!"
"Hi kids.....Hi Honey....what's up with Tommy why isn't he in a pretty dress like his brothers?"
"He was bad at school today so he's being punished....and what about you Dear?"
"I was very good today...."
"Alright then you'll find your pretty frillies laid out on the bed...."
"Thank you Dear...."

Thank God

Thank god it's back.....I've been waiting!!!!!

A Good Breakfast

You should start every day with a good breakfast.....

Saturday Matinee - Disturbance

....then suddenly the usher was there....

....And Sissy couldn't understand why he was threatening her,,,,after all it was the man sitting next to her that had been shouting "Oh God Yes!!!!" for the last couple of minutes!!!

Cuckold

GI Joe loved her sweet little pussy....
Barbie loved his great big cock...
Ken loved taking the picture and then he knelt back down in the corner.....

What Do You Mean

What do you mean.....she said I'd never know what it's like to be a woman till I walked a mile in her shoes....well I've only got a little further to go....then I'm sure I'll understand it all!!!!

Personal

Well I just consider that a personal challenge....
Sissy versus machine....who will win?

Yeah We All Have Fetishes

Yeah....there are so many different fetishes out there....some are more easily explained than others!!!!!

Presidents Day

It's Presidents Day here in the good old USA!!!
It's a day we set aside to honor our great Presidents in general and George Washington in particular...
He was the Father of our great country and we as a nation have found the best way to honor his service to all of us!!!

Humiliation

All I did was steal one pair of panties!!!!!
But the Cheerleaders  made me pay for it for years!!!!
At least they didn't make me do it on the field!!!!!

Who You Gonna Call

Gozer the Gozerian has arrived!!!!
Choose the form of the destructor!!!!

A Valentines Day Party At Kaaren's House

Did you hear....there's going to be a Valentines Day party at Sissy Kaaren's house.....


We heard and we're on our way.....

Oh yeah!!!! Nobody sucks cocks like Kaaren!!!!


You know if I keep stroking it you'll come before we get there....

Too fast!!!! Not nearly fast enough!!!!

At this rate I'll be the first one in Kaaren's mouth!!!!

Oh god.....I hope Kaaren has time for me....I've never cum like that since....

That dirty cocksucking sissy....I'll make her pay....she'll be my pussy slave!!!!!

I probably should have left my vibrator home.....

My husband has never satisfied me like Kaaren's tongue....

Keep shooting.....we want to get there first!!!!!

Hey what's that?
Sorry I didn't see anything....I was thinking about Sissy Kaaren on her knees!!!!

Sissy Kaaren Party dudes.....
Schwing!!!!!!

Oh My

"Crawl into my bedroom Bitch!!!!"
And.....oh my....he did it.....this was going to be so much fun!!!!!

TV Guide - Batman - The Lost Episode

"I've waited so long for this Batman!!! For years I've been waiting to sink my claws into you!!!"
"You'll never get away with this Catwoman...."
"Maybe, maybe not....but my claws aren't the only thing I've wanted to sink into you Batman....let's get your silky, purple panties down....it's going to feel purr-fectly wonderful...."

Gas

"Hi honey....what kept you?"
"I had to swing by the station for a fill-up...."
"But I just filled the tank yesterday...."
"I wasn't talking about filling up the car!!!!"

Monday ManCandy

Truer words were never spoken!!!! Wear the button proudly!!!!
ManCandy!!! Relieves all your concerns!!!!

Fitting

"Please Sweetheart....everyone is looking at me....."
"I'm sorry but until your chastity cage comes I just can't trust you....every time I leave you alone you're yanking on that little thing!!!!"
"I won't....I promise...."
"Listen....they're doing professional bra fittings today and I want to make sure I get the right size!!!!"
"Okay.....I'll just wait in the car then...."
"You can't wait in the car.....I'm not getting fitted for a bra.....you are.....and all my friends are there waiting already!!!!"
"Oh my god!!!!"
"That's goddess Baby....and don't ever forget it!!!!"

Heaven

It was a long hard night....partying all the way....
He couldn't believe what he saw....
"Is this Heaven?"
"Well....for you it is...."
And then the morning began!!!!!!

Sissies Through History

After much debate it was decided that although Brother Albert was still technically a man he would be able to sit in the mens section only if there was a curtain separating him from the rest of the male congregation....
Alberta didn't mind....she'd been close with most of the male congregation lots of times already!!!!

Humiliation

"No Sissy....you can't put the bikini on now....you said it would be too embarrassing...actually....I'm glad you made this choice....I kind of like it better this way!!!!"

Just Lie Still

"Very good Sissy....just lie still....with this zoom lens it almost looks like a real man's cock!!!"

Didn't Know

The poor Sissy....
When he agreed to suck her lovers cock he just didn't know that cocks were that big....
He had thought it would be something like he had in his panties....small and quick to cum....imagine the surprise!!!!

Monday ManCandy

I'll take the extra large bag please....better make that two!!!
ManCandy!!! Better than chocolate!!!

Sunday Brunch

"Get the scent Sissy.....breathe it in.....these panties belong to one of the ladies who will be at the Brunch.....if you can pick her out I'll give you five minutes release from the cage.....if you can't.....well....we'll talk about that later...."

Saturday Matinee

Yes, with all the entertainment choices available we small theater owners have to offer something really unique to bring in the audiences....
We have decided that, along with our classic Saturday Matinee films, we'd run a raffle and select one random audience member every week to win the big prize!!!