That's Service!!!!

When I came back from breakfast I found that the hotel maid had unpacked my bags and hung up my things....she also left me a note....
"Dressed and on your knees, I'll be here at 6pm....you better be ready Sissy bitch!!!!"
Damn.....this hotel has the best service!!!!!

Doing it Wrong

When he suggested a nose job....this wasn't what he meant....of course he didn't say stop...after all he'd never had a nose job before!!!!

Toy Story

As Andy got a little older his taste in toys changed a little....Woody and Buzz were pretty sure they'd never get used to wearing schoolgirl uniforms....and they weren't at all happy with Andy's new games either!!!

Unusual

"I'm interested in the car but I'm curious about the unusual hood ornament...."
"Oh that.....that's not the real hood ornament....we keep that inside....people were stealing them at night....."
"Oh I see...."
"Would you like to seer it with the real hood ornament?"
"Yes I would...."
"OK.....hey Kaaren come on out and climb on....."
"You mean...."
"Yes we mount a sissy on all of our cars....she's rated up to 90 miles per hour...."
"I'll take it!!!!"
"I knew you would...."

No Luck Again

It's always the number one item on my Christmas List but another year has cone and gone and I didn't get one again!!!
I even went down to the showroom for a test drive but I guess I've been too naughty to earn it.....or maybe I was too nice?

Living Dangerously

If you want to talk about living dangerously I know about a badass sissy that really lives on the edge.....how badass?
This badass!!!

Down The Chimney

Usually he comes down the chimney but sometimes he comes elsewhere....

Really Wanted

Sure Santa liked the girls.....but Jason really wanted that video game and he was really willing to go the distance....and no matter what else happened he did get a magical creamy reward!!!!

North Pole

I always thought that the North pole would be pretty cold.....but once it was in my mouth I was surprised at how warm it was....and how tasty!!!!

Interested

I'm not impressed with the 32 inch HDTV.....I have 65 inches at home....
Eggs and waffles and biscuits.....I can get them anywhere....
But I am very interested in that gravy hot tub.....I can think of several friends I'd love to share a gravy hot tub with....

Just Like The Song

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus ....underneath his pants last night!!!!!

The Warm Glow

They both woke up and were bathed in the warm glow.....
Luckily they got out in time, as their house burned to the ground!!!

TV Guide - The Addams Family - The Lost Episodes

Lurch is having some real trouble adapting to his chastity cage....and Morticia just loves to tease  him about it!!!!

Sissy Hypno

"Now we've reached the crucial  point where we make him think that all of this was his own idea...."

Housekeeper

The new housekeeper was very strict about the way things had to be done....

Where He Lives

I don't know where he lives but there's one really big asshole around here someplace!!!!

I Give Up

My Guardian Angel just picked up my Teddy and stepped over to the door....
"I give up!!!! I should be protecting everyone else from you!!!!!"
I would answer but my mouth was full....

Fussin'

"Billy Bob! You stop fussin' with that truck and get on up here....I'm gonna tear up that sweet little hole of yours!!!!"
Billy Bob knew better than to argue....so he handed his wrench to Bubba and took his beer from Fred and walked up to where she was waiting!!!!

Your Sister

"You know your sister doesn't like to suck my cock like you do...."
"My sister's a bitch....she doesn't like me wearing her clothes either...."

Earn It

"Ken are you home?"
"Yes Barbie...I'm up in the bedroom....what's up?"
"Your time is up Ken....it's time for you to start earning your keep around here!!!"
"But....but Barbie....you know I don't have any genitals...."
"That's alright Kendra....I've got enough cock for both of us!!!"

His and Hers

Yes we share lots of things....but not everything!!!

Baffled

"Frankly....I'm baffled.....your condition seemed to me to perhaps be caused by an infection but the tests say otherwise...."
"That's good right Doc?"
"Normally I'd say yes but the swelling still hasn't stopped....it almost seems like it's boxing injury except for your nose to be swollen like that, you'd have to have been hit hard enough to cause significant injuries in the surrounding areas....it's almost as if you've been hit in the nose dozens of times, day after day, but never once hard enough to really hurt you....like I said....I'm baffled!!!"
"Alright Doc thanks anyway....I've got to go....my wife is entertaining guests tonight and I'm going to be helping her!!!!"

At Our House

There were two cocks in our house
One so black and tall
The other was a little mouse
Barely a cock at all!!!!
The big cock laughed at his little friend
Even hard he was so small
He'd be caged and useless in the end
Barely a cock at all!!!
So spare a thought for the little sissy
As he swallows almost all
And in his panties the little missy
Has barely a cock at all!!!!
Now he kneels and sees his friends
As she fucks them, one and all
They all point and laugh before the night ends
Because it's barely a cock at all!!!!
Off in the future his wife sees
Carrying on this trend
He'd be on his hands and knees
And he'd get it in the end!!!!
She'd sit and watch, of course she would
As her Sissy took it all

He tried to get hard as much as he could
But he had barely a cock at all!!!!
And from that day it went that way
Sissy always answered the call
He'd spread his legs and hear them say
That's barely a cock at all!!!!

Funny

Sure....you may not think it's funny....but I guarantee you that she thinks it's absolutely hilarious....and I don't mean the panties.....she really likes those!!!

That Time of Year

It's that time of year again....get out the decorations....the lights....the candy canes....
Oh yes time to get the Christmas Sissy out of storage too!!!!

The Angel

Bob felt a twinge in his chest when he realized that no one else had seen her!!!!!
It was his time....the Angel of Death was here looking for him.....
He didn't really want to go but with an ass like that he could be persuaded!!!!

Great Art

Great art touches you....
Really great art grabs you and sucks you in....

Humpp Day

"Yes Sweetie.....I know it's Hump Day....but I think you misunderstood me when I told you we'd use my strap-on on you to celebrate it!!!!"

Certainly

"Don't worry Sissy.....I always check first.....hmmmm....well it seems big enough for me...."

Uncomfortable

Sure the work was a grind and the uniform was a little uncomfortable...but the pay was really good and Johnny had a lot of student loans to pay off!!!

Lurking

He's always lurking there....in every laundry room or laundromat.....the guy who takes that one sock!!!!
Oh yes, how many have been left with the anguish of that one odd sock after he strikes....
Oh and there's also that panty guy....I'm not sure which is worse!!!!