Timing

It was really the worst possible time for the sissy hypnosis to wear off....

Dream

I had the funniest dream last night and this morning I was all covered in sticky blue fuzz...
But it was all just a dream right? I mean they don't come to life and fuck you when you're sleeping right?
And why does it look like Teddy has a big smile this morning!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving

No I'm really not sure why it always turns out this way....but perhaps it's because my sissy husband does all the cooking!!!!

....and a favorite Thanksgiving moment....

Hump Day

Hey it's Hump Day....you observe it your way and let others observe it their way...

Didn't Understand

Poor Roscoe just didn't understand why she wouldn't play with him....she said she was going to play with her pussy....when the hell did we get a goddamned cat?!?!?

Monday ManCandy

There's only one thing better than chocolate pudding and we all know what that is don't we?
So why not combine the two into a fantastic new pudding and cream treat!!!
ManCandy!!! Follow the directions on the box for best results!!!

Increase Your Vocabulary

It always pays to increase your vocabulary.....
For example....

Visual Aid....

Isn't education wonderful!!!!

A Little Head

Looking around the lab she realized that he had only managed to save her head from the car wreck!!!!
He came into the room smiling and whistling....
"What are you so damned happy about???"
"Well I guess it kinda sucks for you....and while we're on the subject...."
"What subject?"
"Why....sucking of course....you'll be getting lots and lots of practice...."
"I never....you know I hate that...."
"Alright....let's vote....everyone who wants lots and lots of blowjobs....raise your hand!!!! Vote carried....open wide!!!!"

Poked

I remember all those times people warned me about poking my eye out....however I never dreamed it could be done from the inside!!!

Unused

It's true no matter where you live.....if something isn't used it just gathers dust....so remember to give it a quick brush every now and then!!!

Skywalker

"Oh yeah....when I get my hands on that damned Skywalker I'm gonna show him who's the man!!!! That's right Bitch....you take it!!!! I'm the Man!!!! I'm the Man!!!!!"

The Avengers

I'm pretty sure he was lying when he said he was Nick Fury and that he was recruiting new people with special powers for a new Avengers team....but he was right when he said my wife had a special pussy.....at least that's what I've been told!!!

TV Guide - The Wonder Years - The Lost Episode

It was the summer we had all gone our own ways....whether we wanted to or not.....
Sure our parents felt they were doing the right thing......they wanted us to get outside and experience nature.....
We all grew up a little that summer....
When we came home we were different......we'd changed.....none of us had changed more than Winnie.....and my friend Paul and I were acutely aware of her changes....
When she offered to show us what she'd learned at camp we both jumped at the chance!!!!!
Back in the garage.....with Winnie and Paul.....that's why I call these the Wonder Years!!!!!

Chastity

It was only a joke....however my wife didn't think it was funny!!!

Is It Worth It?

Is it worth it......all the trouble you take to hide the pathetic little man that you once were....to become the woman you feel inside.....sometimes the rewards are nebulous and hard to define.....and sometimes the rewards are nice and hard and they throb in your mouth.....that's what makes it worth it!!!!!

How Many

Going by the statistics below I would guess that I could take just a bit more than one racoon....what about you?

Before

If she wasn't in love with him before....she was in love with him now!!!
He was doing this for her....how many men would suck a cock for her....she watched....fascinated....as he worked his mouth on that cock....and the best part was that he knew.....he knew she was going to fuck that cock....right in front of him.....and that he'd be OK with licking her clean after....he was definitely husband material!!!!

Hump Day

Sometimes by the time Hump Day rolls around your thoughts drift to dreams of giant cocks just absolutely wrecking you from behind!!!!

Women Are Amazing

He tried to walk a mile in her shoes.....but he didn't make it...

My god, he thought, women are amazing creatures!!!!
How on earth can they walk anywhere with a pair of these???
I understand the heels....I learned to walk in them in just a couple of hours.....but how can women get anywhere when they have these beautiful tits to stare at.....

Night Deposits

I like to be available....

Where Did He Go

"Oh no.....Honey that was the home....it seems they've lost track of him again!!!!"
"Really.....alright....I'm sure he'll turn up!!!"
"Don't you think we should help look for him?"
"No....I'm sure he'll turn up...."
They both heard the door slam....
"Heads up kiddies....Grampy's home and ready for action!!!!!"
She gasped.....he smiled....
"See I told you he'd turn up...."
"Is it Alzheimer's....or Dementia or what?????"
"No he's just a horny old goat....he's been doing this ever since I can remember....used to drive my Grammy crazy!!!!"
"What can we do?"
"Well a blow job usually calms him down...."
"Well I'm certainly not sucking your old Grampy's cock...."
Sighing and putting his newspaper aside  he stood.....
"Alright Grampy come with me and we'll get you all sorted out but then it's back to the home....."

Parking

One of the best new features in the new shopping plaza was the Sissy Parking where wives could leave their sissy husbands while they shopped or had lunch with a lover....

Toy Story 5

Bonnie's all grown up now and she really has learned to like her toys!!!!

Sissy School - Discipline

"I've told you over and over that it's a sin for you to dress as a woman.....how many spankings do you need before it sinks in Kaaren?"
"I'm sorry Father Brian.....I can't help it!!!!"
"What did you call me!!!!!"
"Oh I'm sorry Father Brian.....I meant to call you Sister Brian...."
"That's thirty more.....want to try again Sissy....."
"I meant to call you Sister Brianna.....but I like to think of you as Sissy Father Brian...."
"You're such a naughty sissy...."
"Judging by the bulge I'm feeling....I'm not the only naughty Sissy here.....Father Brian...."
"You're right Kaaren.....maybe you would consider punishing me after your spanking?"
"Oh yes Father Brian .....I'll spank the living hell out of your panty wearing ass and I might stuff my hard little clit inside your mouth and make you swallow my sissy cream too......and do you know why???"
"Why Kaaren?"
"Because I'm so tired of doing this with you every time you get horny....."

Cuckold

Yes I was allowed in the room as he fucked my beautiful wife.....giving her the joys that I couldn't......but he told me I had to kneel and face the wall.....he didn't want me to watch his lovely cock sliding into her.....but the thing is.....I was the one who decorated this room and I was very careful about where I put the mirrors.....I could see so clearly that I could almost feel him when he slipped inside her.....

Does Whatever....

Spider-Man Spider-Man
Crawls inside and comes out again!!!!

Monday ManCandy

Yes we all love it but  there are some times when you prefer to have yours in a more elegant setting.....
ManCandy!!!! A flavor that pairs well with anything on the menu!!!!

Just One Word

""But it is important.....the guys are coming over to watch the game....what will they think???"
"Why are you getting so worked up......the shop left out just one word.....I'm sure everyone knows just what it means....."
"It's supposed to say Football....my husband likes to watch football!!!!"
"I think all your friends will know exactly what it means.....after all you never leave the game to come watch them fucking me....."
"My friends have been fucking you!?!? While I've been watching the game!?!?!?"
"Well just one at a time....it's not like a gang bang or anything like that....maybe next time you'd like to watch?"
"I think.....I think I would like to watch that...."
"Then why are we arguing about the shirt???"

Delivery

"I have a delivery for a Sissy Kaaren...."
"Just leave it on the steps please....my wife has gone out and I'm all tied up at the moment!!!!"
"Okay have a nice day!!!"
"Oh I will if that package is what I think it is!!!"

Halloween Party

When he dressed as a girl for the Halloween party at Kayla's house he hadn't realized that Kayla's Mom would react this way....but that was nothing compared to how Kayla's Dad reacted....he came just watching the two of them....