One Little Mistake

You make one little mistake and everybody goes nuts....I mean how was I to know....

The Man Upstairs

 

The Man Upstairs is the source of my joy.....

he provides me with all I need....

he is a pillar of strength when I need something to hold onto.....

he feeds me when I'm hungry....

he soothes me and comforts me in the lonely nights....

He lives in Apartment 8J and one of these days I'll ascend and meet him in person....

Why So Worried

"I don't understand why you're so worried Honey....it's just a dinner party with all of our friends...."

"But this dress...."

"I know.....it really does look better on you....the other wives will be so jealous that I'll have the prettiest husband there!!!"

Never Mind Accidents

Forget what your mother told you about car accidents....this is why you always make sure you're wearing nice underwear when you leave the house!!!

So Hot

 Oh my god....this is so hot....did you see it all? Right there she let her mask slip and I could see her nostrils....oh man....beautiful!!!

Gullivers Travels

When Gulliver found himself in Brobdingnag....a land of giants....he had many worries.....but it was a paradise as far as his foot fetish went!!!

Finally

 Finally live entertainment returns!!!! It's just like the old days....you know....way back in 2019!!!