What Can You Say?

They looked up as the door to the bedroom swung open unexpectedly and there was a moment of stunned silence....

"Hi Honey....you're home early....you remember Dave from across the street...."

Surprised

Imagine my surprise when I found out that all the while I was stealing her panties, she had been stealing my briefs!!!

Taking Forever

"Damn....she's still going...."

"Yeah....when's it going to be our turn!!!"

"Next time we gang bang a guy we're going to have to set time limits!!!"

Ask For Change

She told me to give him the twenty and ask for five dollars back....

He nodded and handed me the bill...

He smiled and leaned closer and whispered....

"Very cute....I have the exact same panties at home....mine are pink...."

He winked at me and went back to the delivery van...

Behind me my wife was laughing so hard she had tears running down her cheeks!!!

Pre Nup

"Sure Sweetie I'll sign your prenuptial agreement.....after all I have far more money than you do....but I also have something I want you to sign for me...." 

Admit It

 Rodney was finally forced to admit it...as he heard the seam start to rip again....his cheerleader days were behind him.....

Perfect

She found her husband staring at himself in the mirror....again!!!

"Really Honey....I think I'd better see somebody about this swelling...."

"Nonsense Henry....you look perfectly normal to me....honestly....you're letting your imagination get the best of you....now come along....it's time for you to take your special vitamins..."

"Yes Ma'am..."