Gardening

When she told me she wanted me to work in the garden I assumed she meant I'd be doing some weeding and planting.....but she had  a bigger job in mind!!!

 

Noticed

After the revolution this became so commonplace that no one even took notice....

School Days

Now that's a school uniform I would have loved to wear every day!!!!

Another

"Sissy....another store has banned you....would you care to explain?"

"Well....I went into the Hobby Lobby to get some paint to touch up that shelf in the kitchen....you know the scratched one....and I saw they were having a demonstration of how to make things prettier with glitter...."

"And what happened?"

"Well just between us....I think they really overreacted...."

Extra

"Have you been taking the hormones I prescribed Sissy?"

"Yes I have....in fact I've been taking extra doses!!!"

"Yes Sissy....I can tell!!!"

So Cute

"Aren't those panda bears so cute?"

"No....I hate the goddamned Panda Bears!!!"

"But they're so funny and roly-poly....I just love them!!!"

"Yeah well my wife loved them too....maybe a little too much....tell me how cute they are when you come home and find them gang-banging your wife!!!"

"Oh my goodness....what did you do?"

"I watched the whole thing...I mean...how often do you get to see a thing like that...."

See It All

OMG....I can't believe she's doing it!!!

She's going to show it all!!!

Look there it is....it's her whole mouth....you can see it all!!!