Quarantine Stress

Why, yes, now that you ask....my wife has been showing some signs of stress lately....
And, I'm afraid, this situation is only going to make things worse....

Monday ManCandy - Quarantine Edition

Quickly ramping up testing, the government put out an urgent call for all sissy sluts to assist in product testing each new batch of surgical masks!!!!
"Remember sissies.....we are looking to see if any liquid droplets can penetrate these masks....each mask must be tested three times.....if it fails it must be discarded....but feel free to clean it before disposing!!!!"
"If it passes please lick it clean and pass it along for further testing!!!"
ManCandy!!! Trying hard to keep the nation healthy!!!!

Time To Go

I wave to her as I exit the store with my cart full of Charmin Toilet Paper!!!!
Operation "Distract the Shoppers" succeeded beyond our wildest dreams!!!

My First Love

I remember how much I loved her back then....so when I saw her all of those feelings came back....
Spending Saturday mornings with her had been one of the great pleasures of my life!!!
And here she was....sure the years had been hard on her....but they'd been hard on all of us!!!!!
But there she was....my dream girl....the girl of all my fantasies....
Oh Smurfette why did you ever leave me!!!!!
And then she took the next exit and she was gone....

Tragedy

Dear readers, I woke this morning to find this tragic news from my friend Dee....she posted this yesterday on her wonderful blog:

"I don't know when I will be back. Maybe in a day or two if I go insane for a bit. Maybe longer. Keep checking back in.
I lost the love of my life this morning. I can't believe I'm even typing this. She was the gentlest soul I have ever known, and words can't adequately describe what I am feeling inside. I just posted the last caption I had lined up, and it spoke of our plans when all this pandemic shit was over. That isn't going to happen now. I still wanted it out there to show just how much she means to me.
For every bit of an asshole I was, she was the perfect counterweight to keep my centered, and I became a better person for having been with her for over 20 years. Rest in peace Babe! I always thought it would be forever. That just came a bit sooner than I wanted it to be.
Please hug the shit out of your significant other, best friends, family members, etc .. Tell them you love them and how much you'll miss them when they aren't around. That you are thinking about them/ Please do that so that I will make sure that everyone knows how much they are loved, even when it doesn't seem like it.
I am fucking devastated right now. Thank you all for your support in the past, and I am certainly going to need it going forward. Love you all" 

I think it would be a wonderful gesture of support if everyone would stop by her blog and leave her a note just to offer condolences or love....I'm sure Dee would appreciate it!!!
I'll resume my normal posts in a couple of hours but I felt that I had to share this with you
Love to all of you
Kaaren 

 

Online Education

Returning from Spring Break most college students were finishing up the semester by participating in online classes....
The University IT office couldn't help but make note of the fact that Professor Conley's class was overwhelming the servers with the number of students "attending"!!!
They were going to notify the Dean but it was pointed out that the Dean was regularly logged  into the class too!!!

Off To Market

I remember when I used to go out she would ask me if I had protection with me...
My purse was full of condoms so I was completely protected!!!!
I never dreamed I'd bring a social distancing staff with me to keep people away!!!!