That's Service!!!!

When I came back from breakfast I found that the hotel maid had unpacked my bags and hung up my things....she also left me a note....
"Dressed and on your knees, I'll be here at 6pm....you better be ready Sissy bitch!!!!"
Damn.....this hotel has the best service!!!!!

Doing it Wrong

When he suggested a nose job....this wasn't what he meant....of course he didn't say stop...after all he'd never had a nose job before!!!!

Toy Story

As Andy got a little older his taste in toys changed a little....Woody and Buzz were pretty sure they'd never get used to wearing schoolgirl uniforms....and they weren't at all happy with Andy's new games either!!!

Unusual

"I'm interested in the car but I'm curious about the unusual hood ornament...."
"Oh that.....that's not the real hood ornament....we keep that inside....people were stealing them at night....."
"Oh I see...."
"Would you like to seer it with the real hood ornament?"
"Yes I would...."
"OK.....hey Kaaren come on out and climb on....."
"You mean...."
"Yes we mount a sissy on all of our cars....she's rated up to 90 miles per hour...."
"I'll take it!!!!"
"I knew you would...."

No Luck Again

It's always the number one item on my Christmas List but another year has cone and gone and I didn't get one again!!!
I even went down to the showroom for a test drive but I guess I've been too naughty to earn it.....or maybe I was too nice?

Living Dangerously

If you want to talk about living dangerously I know about a badass sissy that really lives on the edge.....how badass?
This badass!!!

Down The Chimney

Usually he comes down the chimney but sometimes he comes elsewhere....