Logical

I fail to see the logic of not allowing me to attempt to rectify this transporter mishap Captain."

"I'm just trying to avoid anything worse happening to you Spock....Scotty is troubleshooting the transporter and when he's repaired it we'll see what we can do....until then please check the sensors again."

"I must point out that, with this ridiculous outfit you've given me to wear, every time I bend over my entire bottom is exposed."

"It's alright Spock....we haven't taken any offense...."

"Thank you Captain....no offense was intended."

All The Amenities

"So as you can see...our new condo's come with all the amenities....pool, gym, concierge service and we are the first in the area to offer COD..."

"COD....what's that?"

"Cock on Demand...."

"Sold!!! When can I move in?"

And Just like That

"There's no place like home...there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

And just like that Dorothy felt like she was home and safe!!!

Mistake

"So now you see....all those books...all those stories were mistaken...."

"Yes I understand now!!!"

"But rejoice...because you have been deemed worthy to lift the real Hammer of Thor!!!"

Where Are You

Scooby-Doo where are you?

We couldn't wait till you came back...

So we started with just we two

Going to enjoy your Scooby snacks!!!

 

 

 

 

Useless

"They aren't useless!!!!"

"Of course they are Sissy....show me one thing they're good for...."

"They can do this!!!"

""Alright Sissy....I'll cancel the procedure....for now!!!"

Brutal

She's been doing it since she hit puberty...

She still really enjoys it....

I really enjoy watching her do it....

But my goodness....the water bill is absolutely brutal!!!