Patch

"So how'd you lose the eye Sweetie?"

"Well you see....Some years back, I was on a school trip and when we stopped at a service station....I had to use the bathroom.....there was a hole in the wall and when I looked through it there was a naked man there.....and that's how I lost the eye..."

"You mean..."

"Yep....that was the day I found out what a glory hole was for!!!" 

Not Very Big

"I can't believe you peeked while I was changing!!!"

"But you have a...."

"I know....but it's not very big...."

"But it's a...."

"I was going to tell you...."

"When were you going to tell me....."

"Probably before the wedding...."

"I just can't believe that you kept this a secret from me!!!"

"I didn't think it was going to be such a problem....I mean it's so small I didn't think you'd notice...."

"That you have a...."

"Just say it....I have a tattoo!!! A lot of guys thought it was cute...."

"I don't think it's....wait a minute....what do you mean a lot of guys!!!!"

Hormones

"Honey....have you been putting female hormones in my food?"

"Of course not.....I'd never do anything like that!!!"

"Then how do you explain THESE!!!"

"Oh my....those are lovely!!!"

"Thank you....I thought so too...."

 

 

Correction

"Allow me to make a slight correction to what I've taught you Sissy....while a good sissy wears her heels all the time....there are a couple of exceptions...."

"I think I understand Ma'am...." 

Genesis

²⁷ So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

²⁸ And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, 

 ²⁹ And Adam looked upon her and spoke unto God, "Could you dress her in stockings. I love chicks in stockings!

 ³⁰ And God smiled upon him and made it so, and thus was the first fetish born upon the land! And God settled back to rest and enjoy the show!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oops

"Oops....it's Fantasy Football night...I thought the invitation was for Fantasy Foot Worship...my mistake...I'll just pack up my sissy and go then....."

"No need to hurry off...I don't know about the rest of the guys but my feet could use a little freshening up...."

Technically

Technically this is "Wonderland In Alice" but it's OK if you go with that other title!!!