Attention

"You're supposed to be standing at attention....and I'm not stopping until you're standing at attention!!!"

Ginger Explains Hollywood

"So you see Gilligan....this is the first step to getting the big roles in Hollywood!!!"

"Thanks Ginger....but Maryann was more interesting when she was showing me how to suck corn...."

"That's "shuck" corn Gilligan..."

"Not the way Maryann does it!!!"

Maybe

So...maybe this is why Taylor can't hols onto a guy?

Why Do You Ask

 "Yes my parents lived near Chernobyl....why do you ask?"

"No reason....no reason at all...."

Mrs. Schuster

"I heard all the boys talking about how great anal sex was and I didn't know what they meant....thanks for showing me Mrs, Schuster!!!"

"That's alright Tommy....whenever you have questions I'll be only too happy to help you!!!"

So Much Better

"Oh yes Batman....just like that....you're so much better than Superman or Green Lantern..."

"What!!! Superman!!!! Green Lantern!!!! How could you?"

"You know I'm a super-villain right?"

"Oh yeah.....I guess I forgot...."

"That's alright Baby.....just keep doing that...."

 

 

The Right Stuff

One of the most difficult aspects of astronaut training is handling the many obstacles encountered in living in space!!!